第3章
zheihuayichukou，quanchangyaran！
neikeshizhoujiadashaoa！yechenjingranganruciwuli！
“chouxiaozi，nishibushifengle！”linyushuqijibaihuai，dahouqilai，“wominglingni，likejizhoushaodaoqian！buran，zanmenquanjiadouyaobeinilianlei！”
“niyiweisheidouxiangnizheiyang，yuanyijibierendanggouma？”yechenzuixiahaobuliuqing。
jiezhe，takanxiangzhouzhiming，lenglengdidao：“jiushini，xiangyaodawolaopodezhuyiba。”
“zhenshigerangrenyanfandejiahuo！”
“weilerangnizhangzhangjiaoxun，buzaidaraowolaopo。wojiuduinilveshixiaochengba！”
huayinluoxia，yechendeshouzhangmengdiyongli！
只听咔嚓一声！
zhouzhimingdeshouwan，yingshengerduan！
动作，干净，利索！
声音，响亮，清脆！
无比霸气！
zheiyike，suoyourendoudairuomuji！
yechen，tajingranganniuduanzhoudashaodeshou！
“啊！疼死我了！”
zhidaozhouzhimingdejianjiao，caijiangzhongrencongzhenjingzhonglalehuilai！
linyushulvxianfanying，tatiaoqilai，jianjiaodao：“yechen，**defenglema！nishibushihuogoule！”
“shiyouruhe？”yechenyishenglengxiao，sihaobuzaiyilinyushudeweixie。
jiezhe，sishenbandemuguang，zaiduluozaizhouzhimingshenshang！
“jizhu，biezaidawolaopozhuyi！fouze，wojiubuzhishifeidiaoniyizhishouzheimejiandanle！”
yanba，yijiaochuaizaizhouzhimingshenshang！
砰！！！
yidaochenmendezhuangjishengxiangqi！
zhouzhimingyourupomadaiyiyangfeilechuqu，henhenshuaizaiyuanchuqiangjiao。
林玉树吓坏了！
tahenhengualeyechenyiyanhou，bianpigunniaoliudizoudaozhouzhimingshenpang。
“zhoushao，ninmeishiba？”
tingdaozheihua，zhouzhiminggengfennule！
“tamade！laozishoudouduanle，nihaiwenwoyoushimeishi？”
shuozhe，lingyizhishouzhanghenhenchouzailinyushudelianshang。
jiezhe，niutoukanxiangzijidebaobiao！
近乎疯狂地命令道。
“nimenzheilianggehuofeiwu，jiugankanzhema？jiwoshang，jiwodaduanzheigezasuideshoujiao，rangtabianchengcanfei！”
“是！”
liangmingbaobiaodianlediantou，kuaisuchongxiangleyechen。
“滚开！”
yechennuheyisheng，jiezhe，kuaisuliangjiao，zhongzhongtizaizheiliangmingbaobiaodexiongkou。
neiliangmingbaobiaozhiganjuexiongkouchuanlaijulietengtong，shentidaofeierchu，henhendizhuangjizailecitangwaimiandeweiqiangshang，shuaizaidishang。
erhou，bianzaiyepabuqilai！
“zhoudashao，nidebaobiaosihubuzenmeyanga！”yechenpiezhezhouzhiming，yilianwanwei。
“erqie，zhiduanniyizhishou，sihunihaimeizhangjiaoxuna。”
“benshao......a！chouxiaozi，niganshenme！”
zhouzhiminglianseyihuang，lianmangxiangyaotaozou，danhuahaimeishuowan，yechenyigeshanshen，jiuchuxianzaitamianqian。
jiezhe，jiuzhutadeyiling，zhijiejiangtatileqilai。
xianzai，zhiyaotaweiweiyongli，jiunengniuduanzhouzhimingdebozi！
jiandaozheiyimu，yipangdelinyushu，zhijiebeihepoledanzi。
talianmangdahanqilai：“yechen，nizheigeshazifenglema！neikeshizhoushao！”
“shixiangdehua，mashangfangkaita！fouze，nijiusuanshiyoushitiaoming，doubugouside！”
yechenzhuanguotou，liekaizui，luchuyisiyouxieshenrendexiaorong。
“nimenyinggaizhidao，woshigeshazi！shazizenmekenengshixiangni？”
yanba，shouzhangweiweiyongli！
dunshi，zhouzhiminglianhuxidoubiandejiannanqilai。
“fang......fangkaiwo！chouxiaozi，nifangkaiwo！”
zhouzhimingpinmingzhengzha，dan，wujiyushi！
yipangdelinyushudashenghandao：“chouxiaozi，niyaoshizaibutingshou，bujinhuihaishiniziji，lianyuhanyehuishouqianliande！”
yechenzhuanguotou，weiweiyixiao，luchulesenbadeyachi！
“jizhu，wonengbaohuzhuyuhan！”
“ersuoweidezhoujia，zaiwoyanli，lianpidousuanbushang！”
yanba，yongliyipao，jiujiangzhouzhimingcongcitangrenglechuqu。
扑通！
zhouzhimingshuaidaozaiwadizhong，manshennining！
qingpendayuposazaitadeshenshang，jiangtalinchengleyizhiluotangji，xiandewubilangbei！
zheiyike，tachedishiqulelizhi！
“啊啊啊啊！！！”
“chouxiaozi，nijingranganruciduidaiwo！woyaoshaleni！”
“buzhishini，niquanjiayigedoupaobudiao！”
“haiyou，nideqizilinyuhan，woyebuhuishanbaganxiu！”
“wogaosuni，wobujinyaobatacongnishenbianqiangzou，gengyaorangtachengweiwodenuli，shishikekedouyaofuwuwo！shenzhi，wodebaobiao，yeyaobeitashiqin！”
“找死！”
zhouzhimingchedijinuleyechendeshayi！
zhijiantabaolveerchu，quantoushang，fugaizheqianghengdejingqi！
zhouzhimingjianzhuang，hedeliansecanbai，yikexinzangchadiantiaochusangziyan。
ruoshizijibeidazhong，pashiyaojiaodaizaizheilile！
“yechen，nibieluanlai！”
linyuhanhehuaile，zaiduquanzuqilai。
嘭！
quantouzaizhouzhimingshenqianwugongfen，tinglexialai。
yigujingfengxijuan，jiangzhouzhimingdetoufazhendefengkuangfeiwu。
yechenyanshenbinghan，shayisenran。
“kanzaiyuhandemianzishang，woyeraoniyitiaogouming！”
“dannijizhu，zaigandatadezhuyi，wobishaleni！”
言罢，转身离开。
zhuanshenshi，yikuaibeitashouzaiyaojiandeyupei，diaoluolechulai。
haozai，yupeideyiduanyoudiaosheng，suoyibingweidiaozaidishang，ershiguazaileshenshang。
cike，zhouzhimingyijingbeihedepigunniaoliu。
tahuanghuangzhangzhangdihoutui，yikouqipaochulejishimiyuan。
zhidaoquedingzijiyijingzhanzaianquandejulihou，tacaihenhencuileyikou！
“haoa！nimenlinjiazhenshirangwodakaiyanjie！”
“wozhouzhiming，haicongweishouguozheiyangdewuru！”
“nimendengzhe，womenzhoujia，juebuhuifangguonimenlinjia！”
“woyao......”
jiuzaizhouzhimingdasuanjixuweixieshi，tademuguang，turanzhuyidaoganggangdiaoxialaideyupei！
chaneijian，yiguliangqi，congtadejiaozhangzhicuanmeixin！
透心凉！
tajide，zijicenghefuqinquzhaomougedarenwu。
neirenshichenyinshanghuidehuizhang，shouxiayouwushufuhaoweitamaiming。
zhibuguo，neiweihuizhangdaren，zishizhizhongdoumengzhemianju，shenzhifachudeshengyinyeshijiasheng。
zhouzhiminggenbenmeizigedezhihuizhangdezhenshishenfen，dantayixijide，huizhangshenshangyizhiguazheyikuaiyupei，genyechenganggangdiaochulaideyupei，yimoyiyang。
erqie，shencaiyeheyechenwanquanwenhe。
巧合吗？
haishishuo，yanqiandeyechen，jiushineiweihuizhangdaren？
yixiangdaoliangzhekenengshitongyiren，zhouzhimingjiuhedehunshenzhandou。
“ni......nidaoshishishei？”tazhizheyechen，renbuzhuduoduosuosuodao，“nanbucheng，nishichenyin......”
“住口！”
zhouzhiminghuahaimeishuowan，yechenturanbaoheyisheng！
kanxiangzhouzhimingdemuguang，chongchizhesiwangbandeweixie。
“wojiushiwo，bubixiacai！”
“xianzai，wominglingni，mashanggundan。fouze，wohuimielezhenggezhoujia！”
“yechen，nizheigexiaozazhongzhendehuogoulema？”zheishihou，wangyushulianmangpaoguolai，nuhoudao，“nipingshizailinjiasayeyejiubale，nijuranhaiganfanfudezuizhoujia？”
jiezhe，takuaibupaodaozhouzhimingshenpang，shuodao：“zhoushao，ninmeishiba！qingninxiaoxiaoqi，womashangjiaoxunzheigexiaozazhong！”
“gunkai！”buguo，zhouzhimingquehuangmangdituikailewangyushu。
ganggangyechendefanying，yijingrangtaquexin，yechenjiushichenyinshanghuidehuizhang！
erqie，yechenmingxianbuxiangbaolushenfen！
suoyi，zijidangxiazuihaodexuanze，jiushimaliudilikaizheili！
yushi，tazhuanguoshen，touyebuhuidipaodiaole！
yikouqipaoleyigongli，zhouzhimingzheicaiqichuanyuyuditinglexialai。
suihou，danzhanxinjingdiwangzhelinjiadefangxiang，zhijieguilexialai。
ziguzidikeqilexiangtou。
“huizhangdaren，wobushiguyidezuininde，qiuninyidingyaoyuanliangwo！laotianye，niyeyaobangwoxianghuizhangdarenchuandawodeqianyia！”
zhidaotoupoxueliu，juedezijidechengfayijingzugourangyechenmanyile，tacaiduoduosuosuodizhanqishenlai。
转身回家。