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“laoshizenmele?sheiguidingwobunengxihuanlaoshi?”nianqingrenzhanghongzhelianfanbo。

“meiyouguidingshuonibunengxihuanlaoshi,buguonixianzaiderenwuyinggaishibaxinsihuazaixuexikaoyanshangmian,erbushitanlianai!”

“wokeyiyibianxihuanniyibiankaoyan!”nianqingrenbaozheng。

“keshilaoshiyouzijixihuanderenle!”

“tadouyijingbeipannilikaile,niganmahaiyaodengzheta?”nianqingrendehuarangjiangyuroudelianyixiazichenlexialai,tawozhubeizideshouyouxiezhandou,faxianzijishuohuaguofen,nianqingrenmashangdaoqian,“duibuqi,wobushiyouyide,wozhishixiangrangnijiwoyigejihui,wohuiyongyishengaihunide!”

“yisheng?”jiangyurouzuijiaofuxianchuyigechaofengdexiaoyi,“qingyichengnuobushichengshunanrendebiaoxian,erwobuxihuanbuchengshudenanren,suoyijintiandeyiqiewohuidangmeiyoufashengguo!”

“jiangyurou!”jiantaqishenyaozou,nianqingrenjile,“woqiunile,jiwoyigeainidejihui!”

“nizhidaoaishishenmema?shenmeshiaima?”yijingqishendejiangyuroukanzhemianqianzhanghongzheliandenianqingren。

“wo……fanzhengwojiushiaini!”

“niaiwoshenme?”tadeshengyinyijiuhenwenrou。

“nideshanliang,nidewenrou,nidekeai,nideweixiao,nideyiqiewodouai!”

“haoba!”tadandandexiao,“ruguowozhangyilianmazi,ruguowoshenyoucanji,ruguowoxianzaiyijingrenlaozhuhuang,nihaihuiaiwoma?”

nianqingrenyileng,yishijianhuidabuchulai,jiannianqingrenmeiyouhuida,tamashangbuchong,“suoyinibushiaiwo,ershiaishanglewodepixiang,pixiangmingbaima?”rengxiazheijuhua,talikailekafeiting,linzoushihoudaoqiantaijielezhang。

diercijianmianshizaiyijiajiudian,tachuanzhejinshenku,fengyi,toufawanqi,zhengzaiheyigeyiguanchuchudenanrenchifan。

tachidehenrenzhen,bandiandoumeiyoutaitou,ertaduimiandenanrendexinsiyagenbuzaichideshangmian,nanrendemuguangyizhidingzhetajiaohaodelian。

zhongyutajiejuewanmianqiandeshiwutaiqiletou,duimiandenanrenyouxiegangadeshouhuikantadeyanshen,tadelianshangyijiudaizheanjingtianjingdeweixiao,sihusihaomeiyouganjuedaonanrendemaofan,“wohenmeima?”

“shide,jiangxiaojiehenmei,shiwojianguodenvrenzhongzuimeide,nanrengongwei。”

“xiexie!”tawenroudixiao,shoujituranxiangle,taweixiaozhejiedianhua,ranhoulianseturanbianle,“wobuzhidao,wokanshiyiyangde,zaogaowoyoufanbingle!”

nanrenjinzhangdidingzhetadelian,tafangxiadianhuamuguangkanxiangzijidetui,henwugudeziyanziyu,“mamashuowochuancuolexie,wozhendechuancuolexiema?”

nanrendemuguangkanxiangtaxiuzhangdetui,faxiantadetuishangjingranchuanzheliangzhibutongdexuezi,“henbaoqianwozhiyaoyijidongjiuhuifabing,buguobushijingchang,yigeyuefanneimeyiliangci!”

“qingwenjiangxiaojieyoushenmebing?”nanrendeliansebianle,xiaoxinyiyidikanzhetadelian。

“dianxian,suchengyangdianfeng!”tadehuayinluoxiananrenluohuangertao。

takanzhenanrenxiaoshidebeiying,lianshangluchuyisiezuojudexiaorong,neixiaorongrangmoyichenxinliyidong,neitianwanshanghuiquhoutajingranpotianhuangdidemengjianleta。