第1章前女友？
“sunzhuren。biezheiyang......zaiyiyuanbuhao......”
“yiyuan？wojiuyaozaiyiyuanshuini！”
“ya，sunshu，bie......”
“yishuang**，huanyigeliuyuanminge，nibuyuanyi？”
yiyuanzhurenbangongshi，yinyuechuanchunannvdiaoxideduihua。
zhanzaimenkou，zhunbeiqiaomendexufanlengleyixia，henmingxiansunzhurenzhengzaimang。
ruiheyiyuanshibenshisanjia，fulidaiyujihao，yixieshixishengweileliuyuanminge，yongshentijiaohuanyishipingchang。
ruguoshipingshi，kandaozheizhongqingkuang，xufankendinghuizhudongbikai。
danjintian，jizhenlaileyigechuchehuodenvbingren，shangqingshifenyanzhong，xuyaomashangjinxingshoushu！
zheiweibingrendayoulaitou，yiyuanweilebaoxian，zhunbeiwaikeyibadaosunzhurenshangchang。
xufanshiguolaitongzhisunzhuren。
xufanbudebuyingzhetoupi，daduanliangrendehaoshi。
“sunzhuren......sunzhuren。”
“shenmeren？buzhidaowozaiwuxiuma？”sunliangpingqijibaihuai！
xufanyouxiezhedao：“sunzhuren，jizhenrangwolaitongzhininzuoyichangshoushu，shifenjinji！”
yitingshiyiyuananpaide，sunzhurenyezhidaoshiqingqingzhong，bushedefangxiahuaizhongderener。
dangxiaodao：“xiaoyaojing，wanshangzailai。”
yizhenxishuchuanyishenghou，sunzhurenfengfenghuohuopaoxiangshoushushi。
xufanzuijiaoyiche，zhunbeibangtadaishangbangongshidemen。
kedangtayanjiaoyuguangpieguowunei，dunshilengzhule。
fangjianli，yongshentihuanmingederen，tarenshi。
不仅认识！
erqie，shudebunengzaishu！
黄琳！
自己的女友，黄琳！
xufanbuganxiangxinyanqianzheiyimu，tabuxiangxinhuanglinshizheizhongren。
danyanqian，huanglinmiansefeihong，yishanbuzhengtangzaibangongzhuoshang。
sihubeirendingshang，huanglinzhuanguoshenlai，liangrensimuxiangdui。
“weishenmeyaozheiyangzuo！”xufandihouzhe，liangyantonghong。
huanglinyiliandanding，shenzhihensatuo。
jianqidishangdexiaoyifu，taozaishenshang，zhunbeiliqu。
“weishenmeyaozheiyangzuojianziji！”
xufanlazhehuanglindeshou，tayaoweizheiliangniandeganqing，yaoyigejieshi。
“松手！”
huanglinmengdiyishuaishouzhongdepibao，jinshuzhidepibaojiaocengdizaixufanetouguakaiyidaoshangkou，xueyefeisa。
xufanfangfowangjitengtong，daizhikanzhezheigezijiyiwangshiruozhenbaodenvren。
huanglinsatuodao：“niyigexiangxiaxiaonongmin，meidiemadeyezhong，zhenbazijidangwonanpengyoule？”
“nimeitingguoshenmejiaobeitai？”
xufanshenxiao，yuanlaizheiliangnian，tazhibuguoshitadebeitaizhiyi。
guaibudezheiliangniantalianqianshoudejihuidoumeiyou。
“pingnideshixibiaoxian，wanquankeyinadaoliuyuanminge，buxuyaoyongzheizhongangzangdeshouduan。”
xufanxiangbumingbai，liangrenjiaowangliangnian，benyiweihuanglinhengaoao，xianzaiquezuozheizhongxiasanlandegoudang，zhiweileyigeliuyuanming。
tingdaozheihua，huanglinyanzhongtouzheedu，dao：“zheijieshixisheng，yiyuanzhijiyigeliuyuanminge。”
xufanmingbaile，ganqingshizijiqiangletadeliuyuanminge。
shixipingjiali，xufanbiaoxiandiyi，ertaqujudier。
ruguomeiyouxufan，tazeshineigehuibeiliuxiaderen。
“baobei，shiqingbandezenmeyang？”
fangwai，yigenanrenzoulejinlai。
huanglintourunanrenhuaizhong，chanmeidao：“youlaogongbangmang，dangranyiqieshunlila，zhishi......youdiangeying。”
“yaonaxialiuyuanminge，shushutayaogenyiyuanzhouxuanhenjiu，nizheiyidianxishengshizhidede。”
“xianzaidouguoqule，tiqiangongxilaopochengweiruiheyiyuandeyisheng。”
nanrenshenshou，rouniezhehuanglinyaojiandenenrou，anfudao。
xufandengdayanzhu，buganzhixinkanzheyanqianliangren。
nanrenjiaosunjianbin，shitamentongxiaoxuezhang，xianzaishizhuzhizhuli。
erqie！tahaishizhurensunliangpingdezhizi！
zhizijieshaonvrenjizijishushukuaihuo？
这两人太**了！
zheizhongshiyenengshuodeguanmiantanghuang，fangforoutitianshengjiushiyonglaizuojiaoyide。
xufankanzheliangren，yanshentouzheexin。
“kanshenmekan，nixiaozishenmeyanshen？”sunjianbindanu。
sunjianbinbenjiurengaomada，bujixufanhaishoudejihui，jiquanjiulunfanxufan。
“genyigexiaonongminyoushenmejijiaode，kuaizouba。”
huanglinkuaisutundiaotuishangdepo**，diujinlajitong，lazhesunjianbinganjinlikai。
kanzheliangrenlikai，xufandaidaidedingzhebeihuanglindiujinlajitongdepo**，renyouetoushangxianxuezhiliu。
haosineitiaopo**shangkezhehuanglindeyangzi。
xufanmeiyouzhuyidao，xueyezhengqiaodiaoluozaitabozichudeneikuaiyupeishang，yizhayangongfu，xueyebiangenyupeirongweiyiti。
mengdi，xufanzhijuezijidenaozhonghuranyijijingleizhakai，zhenggerenyundaozaidi。
徐帆做了一个梦。
mengzhong，yigemohudeshenyingpanzuobankong，chuanchuyidaogulaoerhunhoudeshengyin。
“meixiangdaowoxujialunluodaozheibantiandi。”
“nishishei？”xufanwendao。
“woshinizuzong，zheimeiyupeishixujiadechuancheng，wujiangbishengsuoxuechuanshouyuni，dewozhenchuan，yishuzhidaozaofuyumin，jinhouduojiaxiulian，bijiangshouyizhongshen！”
huayinyiluo，xufanbiangandaotineihuiruleyigushenmililiang，jinjiezhenaohaizhongbianduochuledaliangdexinxi。
xinxidechixuguanru，danaoyouxiebukanfuhe，xufanjuedezijidenaozijianzhidoukuaiyaozhakaile。
touyiwai，bianyunleguoqu。