第一章年度晚会
woshouyaocanjiaquanguozuishengdadekuanianwanhui，genguimiyiqi**shuangrenwu。
taixiaguibinlingdaozuolemanchang，quanguorenmindouzaiguanzhu，rongbudeyidianchacuo。
keguimiqueguyinongzangleyuanbendeyifu，huanlegengliangyandequnzi，youzaiwutaishanglinshixiugaizouwei。
weijiguimijiuchang，wolaletayiba，quebeixinjiguimifanyaoyikou。
tashuowoguyihaita，duokuitalinghuoyingbian，caiwanjiulejiemu。
yiyezhijianwoshengminglangjie，hezuofangquanbujieyue，weihunfupaoxiawo，heguimiguanxuanlelianqing。wangyoupwodeyizhao，hanzherangwogunchuyulequan。
wodaizhehenyi，conggaolouyiyueerxia。zaiyizhengyan，wozhongshengle。
“晓晓，怎么办？”
wodeguimiyeruqiuhuanghuangzhangzhangdizouleguolai。
wokanzheyanqianshuxideyimu，shensebuyoudehuanghuleyishun。
zheili，bushinianduwanhuidehoutaima？
“wo......woganggangbuxiaoxinbakafeisazaiyifushangmianle！”yeruqiuzhizhezijishenshangdebaisequnzi，yuqijiaozhuo。
jiezhe，tayouyaoleyaochun：“yaobu......wohaishilingwaizaihuanyitiaoqunziba？”
另外换一条裙子？
shangyishi，yeruqiubujinhuanleyifu，houlaihaizaiwutaishanglinshixiugaizouwei，erwoweilejiuchang，laletayiba。
dangshi，woyiweitashixinliguoyujinzhang，caidaozhichucuo。
sheizhixiachangyihou，mianduizhongduojizhedecaifang，taquehongzheyankuangshuoshiwoturandongshoulata，shitaxianxieshuaidao。duokuiwujigaochaodetalinghuoduobian，yongjinquanliwenzhuzhongxin，caibaozhulejiemudewanzhengxing。
yishijuzhonghuaran，suoyourendoubamaotouduizhunlewo。
bujinhezuofangquanbuhewojieyue，weihunfulijiyepaoxiawo，heyeruqiuguanxuanlelianqing；shenzhihaiyouwangyoupwodeyizhaoguangweisanfa，fawenrangwogunchuyulequan。
zuihou，shengminglangjiedewoconggaoloushangyiyueerxia，dangchangyanqi。
eryeruqiuzekaozhechiwoderenxuemantouhuodeliuliangwushu，zuoshouaiqingyoushoushiye，congcizoushanglerenshengdianfeng。
wolianquyanzhongdehenyi，ruowuqishididianlediantou：“huanba，wozhichini！”
shangyishi，zaiwodequanshuoxia，yeruqiuhuanshangleyitiaohuangsezhangqun，yanseliangyanyouhexie；zhanzaishenzhemibaiseyanchufudewopangbian，taxianrangengjiaduomu。
erqie，yingmuneiwai，bingmeiyouguanzhongfaxiantadexiaoxinji。
xiangdaozhei，wo“reqing”ditichujianyi：“ruqiu，nishizhenggejiemuzhongdiyigeshangchangde。”
“yidingdetiaojianliangyandeyifu，rangguanzhongshunjianduizanmendejiemutiqixingqulaiya！”
“shi......shima？”yeruqiuwenyanguoranxindongle，tingxiashenxianghuangsezhangqundeshou，zhuanxianglepangbiandelingwaiyijianheiselifu。
neijianheiselifushangzhuizhexingxingdiandiandesuizuan，shiyeruqiupingrizuixihuandefengge。
woruowuqishidinuokaiyan，yanshizhuyanjiaodelengyi。
huanhaoyifuhoudeyeruqiu，hewoyiqizoulechulai，shouzaiwutairukoudejiangdaoyanzaikanjianwolianghou，shunjianjiubashixianjizhongdaoletashenshang。
“yeruqiu！ni......nizheishizenmehuishi？”jiangdaoyanzhanweiweidizhizheta。
yeruqiuyilianxingfendiyaogong：“zenmeyangdaoyan，woxinxuandezheishenyifu，shibushigengheshizanmendejiemu？”
kanzhetashenshangheyuanyanchufuyansejieranbutongdexinzhuang，jiangdaoyanyongshouwuzhexiongkou，jihupenchuleyikoulaoxue。
raner，yeruqiuquemannaozidoushizhongrenduizijijingyanzhumudehuanxiang，hunranbujuedaoyanlianshangyayibuzhudenuqi。
演出正式开始了。
zhuchirenbaomuwanbihou，bansuizheyinleshengxiangqi，yeruqiuzishiroumeiditiaolechuqu，ranhoukaishizaiwutaishangpianpianqiwu。
erwojinsuiqihoutiaochu，ranhouzhongduobanwuqiqichuxianzaiwoliangshenhou。
zhidaojiemuguoban，womensuoyourendoupeihedeshifenwanmei，yaoshimeiyouyiwai，zheiyizhigewuhuiyincizouhong，zaiquanguoyongyoujigaodezhimingdu。
keshiyizhiguanzhuzheyeruqiudewozhidao，ta，henkuaijiuyaokaishizuoyaole。
wutaizhengzhongyangdecweishangmian，youyigezhijingyimizuoyoudeyuanpan，liangminglingwuzhemenxuyaozaijiemuzuigao.chaodeshihou，xianhoutiaoshangqu，wanchengjigegaonandudongzuo。
ranhou，yiliebanwuzaicongshangmianyiyiyueguo。
danshangyishideyeruqiuzaiyuanpanshangmiantiaolexujiu，meiyouanshixialai，suoyi，wozhihaozaiyipangtiaowanshuyuwodedongzuo，youzaibanwuchongguolaiyiqianlazouleta。
rujinzhonglaiyici，wodaoyaokankan，meiyouwochushouxiangzhu，yeruqiuyaozenmeananwenwen，zhanhaozheigecwei！