第3章 乖巧小天才

“jirangeweidouzuodaolerucidibu,woqiankunzongjiubuzhengle。”

“woxingyaozongyebuhezhuweixianyouzhengqiangle。”

zaiqiankunzonghexingyaozongxiangjituichuhou,baizaiyuxiaoxiumianqiandezhishengxialesanyang。

shenjianzongdejian:“yinlong”。

fanrenjingjiefuxiakeyichaoshenderunshendan。

以及....

gaozhongzhishidianquanfugai,gaokaokaodianquanfugai,gaokaokaofaquanfugaideyibenshuxueshu。

zheidaotikezhendeshitaijiandanbuguole。

jiusuanbuyongnaozixuan,guoliuchuyekendingshizaiyinlongjianherunshendanzhijianyouyuya.....

“xiuxiu,zuochunidexuanzeba。”

shenluodaorensihushengquanzaiwobanjingranhaicuiculeyixia。

“嗯。”

“奥....”

鱼小秀有点犹豫了。

tademuguangzaiyinlongherunshendanzhijianyaobaibuding。

zheilianggedongxizainianjinshisisuidetayanzhonggujijiuxiangshiwanjuhetangguoyiyang。

xuanwanjuhaishixuantangguoni?

“我选数学。”

鱼小秀说道。

“啊?”

“什么?”

tadedaanrangjianshenzonghedanwangzongdezhanglaoyuanbencimeishanmudebiao。

shunjianruchileshiyiyangnankan。

她....

jingranzaiwanjuhetangguozhijianxuanzeleshuxue?

guoliuchudunshiduiyanqiandeyuxiaoxiusuranqijingleqilai。

buzhiheshi,zijizheigexiaoshimeideyanzhongjingranchongmanlekewang。

极致的渴望。

zheishiduishuxuejizhikewangdeyanshen。

zheishimengqi·d·lufeishuochu“woshiyaochengweihaizeiwangdenanren”shideyanshen。

zheishisanjingshoushuochu“jiaolian,wohaoxiangdalanqiu”shideyanshen。

zheishixuanwomingrenshuochu“wohuichengweihuoying”shideyanshen。

这是....

“我要学数学!”

zaiguoliuchubeizheizhongyanshenzhenhandebunengzijideshihou,yuxiaoxiuhuanhuandeshuo。

“那个.....”

“woxiangyongsheng....”

tayishuanglingdongdedayanjingkanzheguoliuchubuchongshuodao。

zheiyangdeyanshenrangguoliuchugenbenburenxingaosutaxueshuxueqishihuituofa。

真的会脱发。

甚至折寿。

“haolehaolegewei,neizheiweiyuxiaoxiujiushiwoshenluozongdediermingdizile。”

shenluodaorentediyongxianshujiangzijideshuohuashengfangda。

并且还附带了回声。

这就结束了?

guoliuchujiangyingdeyanlexiakoushui。

jiuxiangshizaigaokaojieshuhoudeyishunjiancaifaxianzijimeidaibi。

jiuxiangshidawanzhanghoucaifaxianzijimeidaiqiang。

这?

啥情况?

“liuchu,kuaihuanyingyixianixiaoshimeiya!”

kandaoguoliuchuzaifadai,shenluodaorenhentiexindetixingdao。

“e...wo....”

“dage、dagehuanyingni,huanyinglaidaowozheili。”

guoliuchuyibianpaizheshouyibianshuodao。

啊!

啊!

嘎!

好尴尬好尴尬!

zhouweideyaquewushengrangguoliuchuzheijiandandehuanyingyishigengjiatuchu。

“唉....”

“jiranyushimeizijixuanzeleshenluozong,neiwomenziranshiweishenluodaoyougaoxingma。”

tingdaozheizhongwenzheluoleidehuanyingci。

yipangdedanwangzongzhanglaopixiaoroubuxiaodeshuozhe。

xiangbitayidingshijuedezheishiguoliuchuduitadexiuru。

“dexianggebanfabaneibenyongshengbaodian‘shuxue’heyuxiaoxiuyiqiqiangguolai。”

“yuxiaoxiujiaojimozong,shuxuezanmenliuxia。”

“yigeshenluodaorendaohaoduifu,dabulelianshoushadiao,danjiushibuzhidaoneiguoliuchudeshiliruhe,nengbunengzhuahuode....”

“nimenpeihelaofushitanyixia!!”

sidaxianzongdezhanglaomenduishileyiyanxianghuchuanyindao。

qitasangezhanglaoyeshidianlediantou。

“aiya,laofuzhenshitishenluozonggaoxingsile。”

“qianxieriziwomensidaxianzonghelijishamozong,zuihoushoufulegongyibailingsangexiaoshanfeng。”

“woxiangchencixianrendahuizhijiburunachulaizhuzhuxing。”

shenjianzongzhanglaozhangxiuyihui。

zhouweidekongqizhongdunshifuxianchulezhenzhenbowenlianyi

zaizheilianyizhihou,chuxianlexuduogaodiqifudeshanfeng。

“呼....”

danwangzongzhanglaoqinghuileyixiafuchen,suihouganggangzaizhongrenmianqiandeshanfeng。

turanxiangshizidongzhuanhuanleshijiaoyiyangchuxianzailezhongrendexiafang。

zheizhaoyixinghuanshanhuanweizhishu,taiqiang!

“去。”

qiankunzongzhanglaoqingheyisheng,suihoukongqizhongchuxianlewushubuduanshanshuodejinseguangdian。

xiamiandeshanfengzaibeizheixieguangdianfugaihou。

bilishunjiansuoxiaoleshubei。

guoliuchukanzhexiamiandejingxianghuanghujianganjuezijizaiwanshapanyouxi.....

zheiyoubushizaimaifang,zenmekenengzheiyang。

“各位好手段呀!”

xingyaozongzhanglaodaxiaoyisheng。

suihoutayuanbenkongwuyiwudeshouzhongturanduochuleyigefanzhejinguangdexiaoquan。

“cinaisuolinggu,shiwomenxingyaozongdexianqizhiyi。”

“cigudaxiaokeyigenjushiyongzhedexiuweibianhua。”

“嗡....”

suolinggufachuleyizhenyueerdeqingming。

“轰!”

zaixingyaozongzhanglaoxiuweideyingxiangxia,cikeyuanbenzhiyouchabuduoshouzhangdaxiaodetazhijingzhuanshunjianjiukuochengleshiyumi。

“laofuxiuxianjinwannianyishidachengjing,mianqiangnengbazheisuolinggukuodadaocidengdibu。”

“jiranzaichanggeweidoushixianzongjiaozi,neiburuwomenpingshilijiangzheixiexiaoshanfengfendiaoba。”

“好主意!”

“wozhenghaoquejizuoshanfengyonglailianjian!”

jianshenzongzhanglaodiantouzantongdao。

“zhongsuozhouzhi,jingjiexiangtongshilibuyidingxiangtong。”

gemenpaidashixiongsuirandoushiyuanyingjing,dannengrangzheisuolinggubianhuadedaxiaokebuyidingxiangtong。

jianshenzongzhanglaoshuowanhoukanxiangqiyusanzong。

“wodanwangzongmeiyijian。”

“woqiankunzongmeiyijian。”

“woxingyaozongmeiyijian。”

“neiwoshenluozongziranyemeiyijian。”

shenluodaorenbuyiweirandeshuozhe。

“woyouyijiana....”

guoliuchufuezhangtanleyisheng。

tashifanrenshuiping,xianzaigujihaimeiyouzijizheigexiaoshimeiyuxiaoxiudeshiliqiang。

zijizhendefeichanglakua.....

“neiwojianshenzongxianlaile。”

yigekanqilaijiufeichangqiangdeshaonian,conghoufangshuaiqidepiaodaolezhongjian。

“zaixiajianshenzongdashixionglishanyun。”

tachongzhouweidougonglegongshou,ranhouyouyansuyouqianxudenaqileneigezhongxinbianchenglebazhangdaxiaodesuolinggu。

“开!”

turanlishanyundetoufasankai,tashenshangyizhonglinglideqixizhanfangkailai。

zhouweidekongqizhongsihunengkandaowushujianlingshanshuo。

jianlingdexuyingsanfachulaidekongbuqixi!

rangjianshenzongzhanglaomanyidedianlediantou。

cike、suolingguyeshiyiquanquandekuosanzhe。

“呼....”

“呼....”

lishanyupinjinquanliyezhishirangzheigubianweilezhijingbudaosanmi。

“真难!”

“太难了。”

kandaozheiyimuguoliuchushaoweigusuanleyixia。

zheizhijingsanmiyejiunengtaoliugexiaoshanzuoyou。

zheimekanzijihaoxiangyigeshanyetaobujinqu。

buxing,taidiurenle.....

chenzhebierenzaizhanxianshili,guoliuchuhuiguotoukanxiangleyipangdeyuxiaoxiu。

“xiaoyuya,gaosushixiong,niweishenmexiangxiuxianni?”

“因为.....”

kanzheguoliuchumingxianxinhuaibuguidexiaorong,yuxiaoxiumomohoutuileyibu。

“yinweiwoxiangxueshuxue!”

tabeiguoshouhongzhelianyanshenduoshandeshuo。

tingdaozheigedaan,guoliuchugandaoxinzhongyitong。

zheihaizizenmecaishisisuijiubuxianghuole。

唉!

erqiezheimingxianshiweileyinghetadehuida,wuxingzhizhongrangtahengangaya。

“ai,shixiongbucai,chuleshuxueyiwushichu。”

guoliuchuchenmoleyixiaranhoudayanbucandeshuodao。

“danshixiangxueshuxue,yaoyouzhechaohuchangrendeyongqicaikeyi。”

tayinhuidekanleyiyanyuxiaoxiu。

“nijuedezijiyongganma?”

“不勇敢。”

鱼小秀摇了摇头。

“好!”

guoliuchumanyidedianlediantou。

“嗯?啥?”

“我说我不勇敢。”

kanzhezijishixiongyihuodemianpang,yuxiaoxiuyijiuguaiqiaochengshideyaoleyaotou。

“....neixiaoyunikezhenshigechengshidehaohaizini。”

guoliuchutianletianzijiyouxiegansedezuichun。

他的脑壳有点疼。

“yihuishixionghuishangqubaneigegaisidegubianda,danshizheigejihuifeichangnande,danshixiongkeyirentongrangjini。”

“xiaoyuxiangbuxiangshangquduanlianyixiazijiranhou....”

“不想。”

“好。”

guoliuchuminzhezuidianlediantou。

“xiaoyujuedezijishiyigehaohaizima?”

“不是。”

“neixiaoyujuedezijiguaima?”

“不乖。”

“xiaoyujuedezijirenjianrenaima?”

“不爱。”

“xiaoyujuedezijitianfuyibingma?”

“不异禀。”

“那.....”