第四章 诡异的生日礼物

yecangshushiliusuishengri,shanerwentaxiangyaoshenmeliwu。tashuotayigehaizibiehenaoteng,zaishuotabuxihuanguoshengri。yecangshuqueshibuguoshengri,zheigengtianletadexinbing,yinweimeiniantadeshengridoubanderehuochaotian,huatianjindi,babazaimangyehuichoukongjitaban,mamajitatianzhigezhonghuaqunzi,zhenzhengjinyiyushidexiaogongzhu。danyecangshudeshengridoumeirentiyixia,xiangshijialidejihui,youyicitachifanshiwenyeguantingweishenmebujigegebanshengri,yeguantingyixiayinlelian,zhengdunfandoumeirenganzaishuoyigezi。tahaishixiangjitaban。

yecangshushengrishizaibayuechu,zhengshishengxiazhiji,yinweishanerchushengzaidongtian,suoyimeiciguoshengrixiangchibingjilingdangaodeyuanwangdouhennanshixian。tapaoquwenyecangshudelianggetiegemenliyehesituyan,wogexihuanshenmeliwu?lianggerenduishileyixia,yiliannianhuaixiaole,bashanerzhaoguoqushuo:“nigeya,queshiyougetebietebiexiangshixiandeyuanwang。nixiangbangtashixianma?”

“xianga!”tashuangyanfanguang。

liyeloutabozi,coutaerbianqingshengshuo:“nizhidaonimenjiasanlouzuiyoubianneigefangjianba!”

shanerxinxudiandiantou,neigefangjianzitajishiyilaijiuyizhisuozhede。babamamayeburangrenherenshangqu。

liyejixushuo:“nigea,yougedaxinshizailitou,yizhixiangjinqu,danshinimenjialaoyeziburang。niyaonengxiangbanfanadaoyaochijinige,tayizhunxiaokailehua。”

“zhende?”shanerhaiconglaimeijianguotagegexiaokailehuashishenmeyangzi。tapingshizongshibanzhelian,nandeyudaokaixindeshi,yeshiweiquyan,zuijiaotouchuyidiandianxiaohen。yecangshuwuguanzhangdehao,xiaoqilaiyidinggenghaokan。

situyanxixixiao,jitadabaopiao:“nitingyegedebuhuicuo!nigexinlixiangshazanmenmenerqing。wenzanmenjiuduile!baonisongfosongdaoxi。”tatingdechouchumanzhi。

sanloufangjiandeyaochichangniandouzaiyeguantingshenshang,yeguantingdehenduosuishenwudoushiyouweimishuhuoshimamabaoguan,danweiduzheibayaochitashisuishenxiedai,zaitaqianbaodejiacengli,shanerjianguo。

neitianzhongwu,takandaoyeguantingdechetingdaoyuanli,lijicaizhexiaosuibupaodaomenkoudengzhe,meiyihuier,yeguantingcongwaimianzoujinlai。suiranshiwailieyanggaozhao,danlingdaoma,zaireyeyaochuanwaitao。yeguantingyijiandaoguinv,yisaopirong,diletayixianaomenwen:“daretiande,zhanzaizheiliganma?dangmenshenya!”shanershuangbeiyiyangbaobaotababa,ranhoucancandao:“baba,wojininnawaitaoba!”yeguantingkanletayiyan,youxiehuyi:“youyaomaishenme?wushixianyinqin。”

tajueqixiaozui:“qiaoninshuode,zheishiwulai!woshihaoxintixurenmingongpu,weininpaiyoujienan。”

yeguantinghengleyisheng,tuoxiawaitao,jiaojita,nienietalianjiujinerlouwoshile。

fangayihenyouyanliguolaijie,tayigejingyaotou,shuohuadouyoudianbulisuo,“wo……wozijinaqugua,ni……niqumangnideba!”tajichuhan,fangayikanchutamianyouyise,muguangliyouxunwen,dantamashanghunong:“womenlaoshiyaowomenjiaofuqinjiezuoye,yaoqinzijibabazuoyijianhaoshi。yifuwohuinaquyunyixia,ranhouguaqilai。”

fangayijiangxinjiangyi,danyungeyifuyebushishenmedashi,jiuyouzheta。xinghaotayebuzhidaofuqinjienayitian。shanerbutingtuqi,yibianpao,yibianduodaojiaoluo,chensixiawuren,congwaitaokoudailimochuyigesaidegunangnangdeheiseqianbao,dakaihou,xiaoxinyiyibayaochicongqianbaoliniechulai。tazangdaozhangxinlizhibenquhouyuanzhaoyecangshu。

yecangshuzhengzaitangyishangshairiwuqi,tahuojihuoliaochuangjintayanli,zhuaqitagebojixiuxiushuo:“gege,wonadaole!”

tazhaixiamojing,shenshoujitacalebijianshangximihanzhu,zhouzhemei:“ganshenmeya!jichengzheiyang?zhaodaoshenmebaobeile?”

“yao……yaochi!”tazuanzheshoulideyaochididaotamianqian,jinsede,xiaoqiaojingzhi,zaiyangguanglishanshanfaguang,yaotoushanghaijuankezhelianggezi“zhongrong”。yecangshuchaneijingzuoqilai,qiangdaoshouli:“ni……ninalinonglaide?”

shaneryaogongbanyixiao:“shanrenziyoumiaoji!”taguguaikantayiyan,lenglengdingzheyaochichenyin。shanertuozhetashoulataqilai,“gege,babazaiwushui,womenqiaoqiaoqusanloukankanhaobuhao?”yecangshuyanshenzhonglveyouchouchu,dandibuzhutadeguhuo,genzhetayibuyibuwangloushangzou,zoudaoliangloudeshihou,tachongzheta“xu”yisheng,yeguantingdewofangzailianglou。shanerjixingfenyouqidai,xiangzhixiaohuamaochijiaodianzhewangshangzou。sanloudezoudaohelianglouwuyi,danguangxiananlebushao,xushimeirenzhu,kongqiliyouyigudandandemeiwei,xisuidechenaizaiyangguanglifuyou。yecangshuturanzhuazhutashoushuo,“xiaoshan,yaobusuanle!”tachengdayanjingwenweishenme,lianshangyihuoheshiluojiaojia:“nibuxiangjinqukanma?yegeshuoniyouxinshizailimian。zheijianwuzidaodishisheide?gegenizhidaoma?”yecangshuditouhengleyisheng,tanshouningdineibayaochi,jinshushangnileyicengshouhan。tazhanlebanri,zhongyunuobuzaiciwangqian,xiangzhumanleyishenxinxue。shanergenzaitashenhou,sanlougongyousanjianfang,liangjianzuoweikefang,tamenzoudaozuiliyijian,yecangshuqingqingjiangyaochichajinkongli,wangyouweiweiyining,jiutingjianyishengqingcuidekaisuosheng,luozaijijingdekongjian。