第1章 美女老婆惹的祸

huadengchushang,wanfengxuxu。

sihezhensuoyuanzhangbangongshi,limufeizhengmianduimuqinzhenghonghebiaomeisunyaoyaodediediebuxiuquanshuo。

“biaojie,neigefeiwubushiheni。”,sunyaoyaotidaofeiwuerzideshihoumanliandoushixianqiheexinbiaoqing。

zicongbiaojielimufeisuiyizhaoyigefeiwuzhuixujiehun,lijiazhangduorenliurongdafaleiting。

qifenzijisunnvdechongdong,gengjianghuoqisazailelimufeidefumushenshang。

limufeifuqinlilongfeishenweidizhangzimashangyaojieguanzongjinglizhiwu,yincibeilaotaitaijileyigeyanglaodexianzhi。

zailijialaotaitaikanlai,pingjielimufeiderongmaohenenglilianyinhouwanquankeyiranglijiagengshangyicenglou。

queshimeiyouxiangdaojingranzizuozhuzhangjiajileyigewunengfeiwu,budansunshicanzhonghaichengweileshangliushehuidexiaobing。

zuotian,liuronggaosuzhenghonghaiyouzuihouyigejihui。

santianneiquanshuolimufeilihun,jieshitajiangzaizijishengridangtianxuanbusunnvlihunbingzhaoqinxiaoxi。

chenggongdehua,tahuiranglilongfeidanrenlijiajituandezongjingli。

fouze,lilongfeiyijiajiuhefeiwuyiqizishengzimie。

“mufei,neigefeiwuzhishiyuanniyeyemengdegongju。”

“jiranshigongju,yongbudaojiuyaodiuqi。”

“ruguotashangjinwoyebushuoshenme,keshinikankantagenbenmeiyourenherangrenkandaoxiwang。”

“ruguolihun,nainaihuijiyunibabazhongxinanpaigongzuo。”

“niyebuxiangkandaonibabazhengtianmenmenbule,chengweijiazudexiaobingba?”

yinianqianlijialaoyezibingzhong,weiyiyuanwangxiangkandaozijijingxinpeiyangdesunnvjiehun,weileyuanlaoyezixinyuan,limufeiyusihezhensuogongzuobudaoyigeyuedeshixiyishengsufanjiehun。

xiaoxichuanchu,zhenggehongshanshiguizuquanzidouyinqilehongdong。

hongshanshisidameinvzhiyilimufeiheyigeshixiyishengjiehunyejiubale,duifangjingranhaishiyigegueryuanzhangdayunxuedefeiwu。

lijia,congneitiankaishichedichengweilezhenggeguizuquanzidexiaohua。

daoshibingweidelaoyezikandaosufandeyupeihoukaixindexiaoleqilai,yinweitacaidaolesufandeshenshi。

neigejiazu,qiangdaershenmi。

yijuhua,jiukeyijuedinghongshanshirenheshijiadeshengsi。

yuanbenxiangyaolijiazhaoguhaosufan,queshimeiyoushuowanjiusashouerqu。

“lirangegemashangjiuyaocongguowaihuilaijieshoujiangjiaguanli,erqietashuobingbujieyinijieguohun。”

jiangliran,hongshanshiyiliujiazujiangjiadedizi。

lijiayizhiyouyilianyinjiangjia,kelimufeiduijiangliranqueshimeiyouaiyi,

“wozaikaolvyixia。”,limufeizuijinyezaisikaolihundeshiqing,zhishimeiyouzuizhongjueding。

yinianlai,limufeiyijingkanqingchuzijixuanzedenanrenyouduomedefeiwuhewuneng。

tajiguosufanwushucijihui,keshimeicidoushishiwanghuozhegengshiwang。

limufeixinliyizhiyihuo,weishenmeyeyehuirucidezhichitahesufandejiehun。

gengkuazantazhaodaolezijideruyilangjun,zheibeizihuishifenxingfu。

kezicongjiehunyihou,tadedaodedoushichaofeng。

“biaojie,ganjinheneigefeiwulihun。”

“yigehunchidengsidewonangfei,zenmenenggoupeideshangni。”

“nanrenruanfanchixiguanle,huiyuelaiyuefeiwu!”,sunyaoyaobishibuyidao。

sunyaoyaojintianshibeizhenghongyaoqinglaidebangshou,xianzaikanlaiquanlixiaoguohenbucuo。

“zaijiwoyidianshijian。”,limufeiyexianglihun,kemeicizongshiburenxin。

sufanshiwunenghewonang,danyinianlaimeitianwanshangleidabudongdeweitaxinkuzuocaihezhenglijiawu。

jiusuanshiyangyizhigouyeyouganqing,shuofenkaiyeyouxiebushe。

“yaoyao,rangnibiaojiekaolvyixia。”

“wanshangzanmenzaishuo。”,zhenghongyezhidaozheigeshiqingzhejibude。

zijidenvertaqingchu,qiangpobude。

“neiwomenbudaraonigongzuo,mamaqujinimaizuiaichidedazhaxie。”,zhenghongjileyaoyaoyigeyanshen,lianggerenxiaozhelikai。

“wohuirenzhenkaolv,wanshanghuijimamayigedafu。”,limufeizhidaozijidangchuchongdongjiehunjifuqindailaileduomedadeshanghai,xinliyizhihenkuijiu。

youxieshiqing,yedaolegaijieshudeshihou。

cike,beipinjianneidesufanzhengzaidazhekeshui。

zhengrusunyaoyaoshuoshuo,bushilimufeidezhaogutalianzaibeipinjiangongzuodoumeiyoujihui。

suoweidebeipinjiangongzuo,jiushifuzejizhuyuanhuanzhepuchuang。

sihezhensuozhuyuanhuanzheziconglaoyezilikai,meigeyuedoubuzushigenshouzhi。

“sufanzhuanjia,gaojibingfangpuchuang。”,menkai,chuanzhefensehushifudemeinvtuikaimendedashengdiaokandao。

“mashangqu。”,zhengzaidadundesufanjingxing。

ganggangzaimengli,tadeyunxuezhenghaole。

zuoweiyigelinchuangyixuesheng,yunxuedengyubaofeilesiniansuoxue。

yinweiyunxuedeyuangu,tameiyoujihuikaoquzhiyezhengshu。

chuzhen,jianzhijiushiyaobukejidemengxiang。

“zheibushizanmenzhensuofengyunfeiwusufandayishengme?”,yigeyangguangshuaiqidaizhejinsiyanjingdeqingniannanyishengxiaozhecongduimianzouguolaipaizhebeizidiaokandao。

tingdaoshengyin,sufanjiuzhidaoduifangshishei。

sihezhensuonvhaizixinzhongnanshen,guowaidingjidaxueyixueboshilinhaotian。

yitadenengli,huaxiarenheyiyuandounenggoushunlijinrunadaobianzhi。

zhiyuzaizheiligongzuo,wanquanshiweilepaozijidelaopolimufei。

suiranzhidao,kegannubuganyan,yidanjiangtadezuizoudiao,limufeinengchousita。

“qingrangyirang。”,sufanbaozhebeizikuaisuzoukai。

“meiyongdefeiwu,haohaopuchuang”

“yexunengnadaopuchuangnengshoudezhiyexuke!”,linhaotianzaizoulangneidaxiaozhedao。

sufanshuangshouyonglidekouzhebeizi,etoushangdeqingjinbaoqi。

zaowanyouyitian,woyaobiniqiang。

dabuzoujingaojibingfang,sufanbuyoudedengdaleyanjing。

jintiankongpayaodaomei,youyudaoleyigelimufeidezhuiqiuzhe。

“fangshao,niyaozhuyuan?”

fanglang,hongshanshierliujiazufangjiashaoye。

buxuewushu,zuidadeaihaojiushipaoniu。

zheiduanshijiandingshanglelimufei,jihumeigejitiandouyaolaisonghuaheqiuyuehui。

“fangpi,wokannicaiyaozhuyuan。”,fanglangdengzheyanjingmadao。

“woshilaijinilaoposonghua,yihuigengyaoyiqiquzijinhuisuozhuguangwanyan。”。

“qionggui,nizhidaoyicizhuguangwanyanduoshaoqianme?”

“yidunfanjiugounipuchuangyiniandegongzi!”

“guaibudenilaopoburangnipeng,meiyongdenanren。”,fanglangxiaozhangdexiaoleqilai。

“kanshenmekan,ganjinpuchuang,zhenghaodayewodouzhandeleile,kuaidian!”,fanglangzhilezhichuangduizhesufanminglingdao。

fanglanglaiyuelimufei,buguobeilimufeiyigongzuofanmangjujue,tayemeiyoulikai,zaibingfangquyuzhuanyoudengdaijihui。

“zheige,bingrendechuangnizuobuhaoba?”,sufanyibianshuozheyibiankaishipuchuangqilai。

“我呸!”

“老子想坐就坐!”

“limufeibushinizheiyangdefeiwukeyiyongyou,ganjinlihunjiangtarangjiwo。”

sufantingwanqueshilengxiaobuyi,limufeigenbenbukenengkandeshangbuxuewushudefanglang。

erqie,qinglengqiangshidelimufeihuanyouhenyanzhongdenanrenlengdanzheng

huanshangzheigebingzheng,duiyuqinmiyundongshifenfangan。

xuanzetajiehun,jiushikanzhunlelianggerenmeiyouqinmiyundongdekeneng。

sufanchaguohenduodewenxianhedianji,bingmeiyoujiejuebanfa。

ruguozhendekeneng,tahenxiangbangzhulimufeijiechubingzhenghaishangenqing。

dangchuyaobushilimufeijiyuwushiwanruzhuifeiyong,gueryuandeluomamagenbenmeiyoubanfahuanshenchenggong。

dangnianmeiyougueryuandeluomamajiandaoleqiangbaozhongdeta,zheigeshijieyejiumeiyoulesufanzheigerenlaiguo。

suoyi,weileluomamataganyuanjieshourenhechaofengchengweizhuixu。

“feiwu,nishibushizhendehechuanyanyiyangshitianyan?”,fanglangheiheixiaozhedao。

zhenggehongshanshideguizuquanzilimiandouzhidao,limufeijiehunyinianhaishinvhaizhishen。

sufanwojinquantou,tahenxiangchongshangqujizheigewangbadanyigechaotianquanjiangduifangzuibadalan。

ketabuneng,zheiyanghuijiyulimufeidailaijudademafan。

tayebunengshiquzheifengongzuo,luomamashuhouyaoruguoduanlekeshihuiyaoming。

“哎呦!”

turan,ganggangzuozaichuangshangdefanglangcanjiaoleyishengtiaoleqilai。

shenshoucong**shangnachulaiyigenxixiaodefengxianzhen,yanshenzhengningdekanxianglesufan。

“goudongxi,niganzaibeizilimianfangzhen?”

“sufan,nitaiyinxianhendule!”,linhaotianzhanzaimenkouqifenbuyidao。

sufanyeshimengle,yizhejibixuedunshipenyongerchu。

“血?”

sufanyongshoumoleyixiabixue,zhijiejiuyunsileguoqu。