第2章你脑子被驴踢过吧

baba,nverhuilaile……

bishangyan,lingqiqihenhenyiyaoyatiaolexiaqu——

louxiayuanbenhaizaiyihuodepuren,dunshihuangzuoyituan,binghuangmaluanqilai!

“kuailairenna,furenzishale!”

“快,快接住她!”

lingqiqineizongshenyitiao,erbianshijisudehuhufengsheng,xiamianpurenjiuzhutadiaoxiadeweizhi,quanbuyongguoquchongdangrenroudianbei!

结果……

“aiya!”lingqiqihedejinbishuangyan,shenzixuankongzhe……

“怎么了?”

“haoxiangshi……guazaishushangle。”

“真是虚惊一场。”

lingqiqichuandeshibeidaiqun,qiahaoluguoyikenaerduoshu,guazaileshuzhishang,haichileyizuishuye……

meiyouyuliaozhongdetengtong,lingqiqihuanzhengkaiyan,sizhichuixiadikandaoxiamianpurenlianseguaiyidiwangzheta。

“hai~”lingqiqigangadimiqiyandazhaohu,zheigeyangziyetaijiongle!

kantadedaoanquan,purenmenzhengsonglekouqi,turantingdaoyishengkaca,lingqiqiyantongyizheng:“alei?”

shuzhichengzaibuletadezhongliang,zhijiezheduan——

“aaaaaa!!!”

lingqiqixinxiangzheicishisidingle,suiranloucengbushihengao,danzheimeshuaixiaquguzhezaisuonanmian!

chuhuyiliaodeshi,taluoruyigejieshiwennuan,chongmanzhizihuaxiangqixidehuaibao。

lingqiqixiaoquantouwojin,meiganjuedaotengtong,tamengranzhengkaiyan——

kandaoyizhangyingjunsiwendelian,heiseduanfaxiashiyishuangyulansetongkong,hanzhewenrundexiaokanta。

lingqiqibeinanrenyingqibirendejunlian,jingyandaole……

好极品的男人!

wenrunruyudegongzifangxiata,lingqiqihuiguoshen,weihonglelianjia:“xiexieni……”

“bukeqi,zheibenjiushiwogaizuodeshi。”pianpianruyagongzi,yishenyingtingzanglanjunzhuang,jianbangchuixiajinseliusu,xiongqianyipaixunzhang,zhangonghehe!

zongranlingqiqicongxiaoheshuaiqidashixiongqingmeizhumazhangda,dankandaozheimeyingjunguiqidenanren,buyoudexintiaojiasu。

nanrenjuzhiyouya,jiuxiangyikuaichunjiewuxiadeyu,rangrenburenranzang……

“wohaiyoushi,gaoci。”nanrendaoshouchadou,xiaodeshizuyingqi,duitaqingdianletoubianlikaile。

……

lingqiqibeidaihuifangjian,nvpumendingjinta,patayigexiangbukaiyoutiaolouzisha……

她无语了。

tazhibuguoshixiangganjinxinglai。

yan-qingxiaoshuoli,chuanyuenvzhudoushiyinweitoubushoudaozhuangji,huozheroushensunhuaicaichuanyue……

taxiangkuaidianhuidaojiali,babahaidengzheni。

“shaonainairuguoyounalibumanyidedifang,keyixiangshaoyetichu,tajinwanjiuhuilaile。”

lingqiqimeitouyitiao,zhenghaotayaojizheigeduoletaqingbaizhishendechu-shengsuanzhang!

caquanmozhang,tayijingdengbujile!

lingqiqixiangleyiqianzhongrangoubeihuangfuchucanliedaijiadezuozhanfangan!

jieguodengleyoudeng,tiandouheile,yemeidengdaoneinanren……

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lingqiqiwuyule,jiehunyinianbandoushiqingbaizhishen,pianpiantachuanyuejiupolechu!

倒霉啊!

zhengdanglingqiqidengdehunhunyushuishi,menturanbeirendalituikai——

jingdetadunshiqingxing,kandaoyishenzanglansejunzhuang,jianbangyisuisixing,xiongqianliangpaixunzhang,yingzisashuangdexiekuangnanren,caizhezhangxuexiangheiyehuanhuachengdemingwang,aoranzoujinlai……

lingqiqifangfobeitaxiekuangdeyingjunhuozhuhuxi,xinjingyouyishunloudiaolebanpai!

yitouyinseduanfaquanshu,yinzhiyantongyouruyinghuodaoliewu,yishuangruiliangjinmouqianzhehanbing,yanweijingranwenyouhongseyanxian!xieqilinran!

muguangqinglengdikanta,longqiyingqishizudemei,nanrenxiuzhangdetuiyibubuchaotazoulai。

“shaoyehao。”fuzezhaokanlingqiqidepurenzunjingxingli。

“tingshuoniyaozisha?”tadeshengxianhunhoudici,xiangfuguyinpansaxiashali……

lingqiqizongshenyitiaodexiaoxichuanbianzhenggeoujiazhuangyuan,douzaichuanyantabuganbeioubeihuangdarulenggong,yongzishaxiyintadezhuyi!

“mudeyijingdadao,shanglebenzuodechuangbushiyinggaixijierti?”oubeihuangmouguanganleng,yinzhididingzheta,“jilenishaonainaidemingfenbuzhizu,haigansuanjibenzuo?”

lingqiqitingdeyitouwushui,shenmesuanji?

kanzheinanrenzhangdetingyingjun,meixiangdaochuyanrucikuangwangzida,tadunshipiqishanglaile!

“ninaozibeilvtiguoba?haishitianshengjiuyouzilianzheng?”lingqiqilengrandihuideng,21shijimeishaonvzhanshi,takebushichisude!

nvpumendaoxiyikoulengqi,beilingqiqixilihuayuhededuosuo……

reletamenjiashaoyekeshihuixiaomingbubaode!

oubeihuangmeitouyitiao,dazhanghuozhutadexiahe,weixianzhiqibijin:“niyizhixiangshangbenzuodechuang,weicibuxiyiqiedaijiajibenzuoxiayao。xianzaimudedadao,zenme,youyaowanxinbaxile?”

beitashuochengzheimeyouxinji,lingqiqicuqimei,tagenbenbujideyouzheizhongshi!

fanzhengtabuzhidao!diqibunengshu!

“fangxin,woyanjinghaozheni,zenmehuikanshange-gouni!”lingqiqiqiaoxiaoyanran,rongnayuzhoudeheimoufangfoshiyewanzuiliangdexing!

oubeihuangmouguangyichen,zheigebuzhitiangaodihoudenvren,jingranmatashigou?

beitahulveyinianbandoumeipengguodenvren,meixiangdaozuowanbeitasuanji,xiayaozhihouyutafashengguanxi!

ruobushijintiantayoujunwuzaishen,buhuidengdaoxianzaicailaisuanzhang。gangdaozhuangyuanjiutingdaopurenhuibao,shuotabupasidicongerloutiaoxiaqu,xiangzisha?

tajingmomingdiyouxiehaoqi,tahaiyaowanshenmehuayang!

“neinihaiganxiayao?bupabenzuoshaleni?!”nanrensangyinhanlejidu。

zuoweijunren,tashikebaochizheduoyihejingti,ruobushita,huanzuoqitarenzaojiubeitatuochuquyiqiangbengle!

lingqiqiyishiyusai,bijingtabuzhidaozhiqianfashengguoshenmeshi,beirenzhizeguoshidunshimeilediqi。

keshihenkuai,tayouhuifulegaoao。

“xiangnizheizhongnanren,meiyouyaowujiachi,ninengjueqi?”lingqiqilengheng。

oubeihuang25nianlaidiyicibeirenruciwuru,yingsunbandejinmouranqiemozhihuo!

“niganzaishuoyiju?!”

“nandaowoshuocuole?”lingqiqidengzhejieaobuxundemoujiweitiaoxin,“bu、ju、nan!”shenmexionghandeduishoutameijianguo?

haibushiyiyangbeidapaxia!

oubeihuanghongchunwanqiemobandechangjue:“nizhidao,dezuibenzuodexiachanghuiyouduocan?”

henhenhuiji:“wobuzhidao。buguo,wohuirangnizhidaodezuiwodexiachangyouduocan!”

“很好。”

modi,tadeyilingbeinanrendazhangqinna,lingqiqihaimeifanyingguolai,jingbeidanbeikangzaijianbang!