第1章 相亲

haichengfuqushenqiu,kuhuangdeluoyesaluoyidi,fengjuanzheliangyipieguomeiyigejiaoluo。

kongkuangdejiaoshilixixilalashengxiajigexuesheng,jiaoshidetoumingbolishangjinzhebowu,qiangshangdelababofangzhefangxuedetongzhi。

shenyilaleyixiaqunbai,renbuzhuduoleduojiao。

zheijianguidetianqi,zuotianchuanzhemaoyiqunhaijuezheyouxiere,jintianyixiazijiangwen,dongdetayizhicuoshou。

“kuaidianshoushiwan,tianheidekuaihuiqudelushangxiaoxin。”

kanleyiyanjiaoshi,shenyirenbuzhucuicu。

haichengyixiaoweiyushizhongxin,zhouweishangyefanhua,shishaoyoudejianzaishangyequdexuexiao。

erhaichengyixiaodushudehaizi,jibenshangdoushifeifujigui,bushijiazhangjiushisijichejiechesong。

buguohaichengyixiaomenkouaizhejiushijiaotongju,jiazhangmendecheyagenjiudaobulexuexiaofujin,doushihaizimenfangxuelezaizougejitiaojiecainengzuoshangjialideche。

kuangqiejintianshizhouwu,liangecheweikongpadoubuhaozhao。

“沈老师再见!”

“再见!”

genhaizimendaowanbie,shenyishunshoubamenchuangdousuoshang。

ditoukanleyiyanshijian,yijingliudianle。

chawanjiaoshi,shenyihuidaobangongshi,rujinlinjinqimo,xuexiaofenfuderenwujindehen,tagangmangwanleyitian,jianbangdoushisuande。

shiyibandebanzhurencaolaoshishengbing,tazanticaolaoshirenshiyibandebanzhuren,zhiqianmeizuoguobanzhuren,zhijieganyazishangjia,shenyiyouxiebushiying。

zhenglilezhenglizhuozishangdejuanzigenjiaoan,shenyizhunbeihuijia。

zheishibaolideshoujixiangleqilai,shenyitaochulai,shangmianxiezheshijigeweijielaidian,shuming‘ma’。

“喂?妈!”

“xiaoyia,nizenmebujiewodianhuaa?”shenfurendeshengyinyouxiezheji,zhangkoujiushizhiwen。

shenyikuashangbao,gentongshidaolegebie,“awogangcaikaihuini,shoujifangbangongshilile。”

shenyimianbugaiseduizheshoujishuo,“zheiyanga…”shenfurendeshengyindunledun。

“nishenshushujinijieshaolegeren,mingtianbushizhoumoma,qukankan,jiuzaixianggelicantingneili。”

“ma,wobushidoushuolewobuxuyao!”

shenyiliaoleliaoeqiandesuifa,wangzhedengyinglanshandecheliu,gudandeshenyingzairenaoderenqunliyuxianguji。

“mazhidaonibuxihuan,keshizheidoushinishenshushudeyipianhaoyia,nidouershiliule,nimeimeiqiqidoukuaidinghunle,nihaimeixiner,manengbuzhejime?”

zheixiehuazaishenyierduolijianzhinengdaobeiruliu,congtabiyedaorujinsinian,jihumeiyoujitianbubeicuide。

“yaoburanzheiyang,mingtianwoguoqunineili,wogenniyikuaier…”

shenyiyileng,zhengzaiyuandi,lianmanghuidaohuidao。

“buyongle,dizhijiwo,mingtianwozijiqu。”

shenyigualedianhua,zheicaichuanleyikouqi。

huidaojiali,shenyifankaishouji,kanzheshenfurenfalaidexinxi。

36sui,haiwaigongsideshichangbujingli,nianshouruliushiwan。

shenfurenmeiyoufatupian,meiqimingyuedishuorangtamingtianzijiqukan,rengaogaozhuangzhuang,zhangdeyibiaorencai。

shenyitangzaichuangshangmingsi,chufangliliudeyoujintianzaoshangzuodefan,jiusuibianreredianledianduzi。

“shenme?nihaizhendayingle?”

shoujiduimianchuanlaicierdejianjiao,chongmanlenanyizhixin。

shenyiwuleyixiaerduo,shunshoubashoujishuailechuqu。

“喂?喂?人呢?”

shenyizhongxinshiqishouji,manliandewunai,“nishengyinxiaodian。”

zhaoyuanyuanjidongdepaipaizhuozi,“tazenmeneimebazijidanghuishia?bujiubanidaidaoshenjiachileshenjiajinianliangshi,haizhenbaneigexingshendedangnidiele?”

shenyicongshibasuizhihoujiulikaileshenjia,zijichuqudanduzhu,yijingbanianle。

“banianqiandoubuyuanyigongnishangxue,xianzaidaoshibaiqijiazhangdepule!”

shenyitanleyikouqi,zheishishoujineibianyouchuanlaishengyin。

“wei,woshuoshenyi,nibuhuizhendequba?”

shenyibalianmaijinbeizili,songsongruanruande,guoleyihui,“yaoburanhainengzenmeban,womashuoyaoshibuqutajiumingtianguolaidaizhewoyiqiqu。”

“什么玩意?”

zhaoyuanyuanqifen,“mingtianjiubuqu,kantahainengzenmeyang。”

“suanlesuanle,doudayingle,mingtianjiudangshiquchigefanhaole,fanzhengzheiyebushidiyicile,daoshihoujujuelejiuxing。”

gualedianhua,shenyiyixiajiutanzailechuangshang,xiangxiangmingtianyaoquxiangqinjiushitoutong。

tamingmingjiuduizheifangmianmeiyisi,genshenfurenshuolewushubianle,kejiushibuting,gesanchawudejiuyaojitazhaogerenxiangxiang。

shenyiqingqingfulefuzijidelian,ng,haishinenhuadehen,suoyishenfurentadaodishizaijishenme?

唉,明天怎么办?

shijianyuezailezhouliuxiawusandian,shenyitiqianyigeduoxiaoshijiudaole。

xianggelicantingweiyuhaichengdongchengqu,fujinzuiduodejiushiyulecanyinxingye。

pumianerlaideshihuaijiufugudeshejifeng,weiweiyouxiezuojiudedimiangenfugudezhuoyixiangdeyizhang,litidexiaodengtaijiadaoxiangying,xixidediaokegengzengtianjingzhi。

shenyidaodeshihou,cantinglihaimeishenmeren。

“nihao,woshizuotianyuyuede。”

“haode,ninbaoyixiashoujihaoma。”

shencedefuwurenyuanjiangtayindaoyigekaochuangdeweizhi,kanyangzi,neigerenhaimeilai。

“jiwoyibeibingshui,xiexie。”

‘人到了没?’

zhaoyuanyuanjitafaxinxi,shenyikanlekanshijian,yidiansishisan。

‘meini,wolaidezao,xianzaicaibudaoliangdian’

shenyituichuliaotianyemian,shualeshuapengyouquan。

haichengdedongtianzhang,xianzaizheigeshihoubudaowudianjiutianheile。

shenyidingzheyipangqiangshangfenggedianyadezhong,dididi。

zhizhenzhuanleyiquanyouyiquan,chuangwaidetiankongcongyulanbiandeyinan,shenyizhuantouxiangchuangwaikanqu,kanlairenjiashibuxianglaidele。

xingxushiyagenjiukanbushangzijizheigeshenjiadejinvba,zuijiaogouqiyimochaofengdexiao。

yeshi,tanayoushenqichixiang?renjiacaishizhengerbajingdeshenjiadaxiaojie。

haichengde‘zhizuijinmi’,diruqiming,shihaichengzuidadeyulechangsuo,denghongjiulv,zhizuijinmi,napahaishibaitian,yedangbuzhulimiannianqingnannvdekuanghuan。

vipbaoxiangli,yizhongnannvjujiukuanghuan,weiduyouyigeshenyingyuzheishemiaimeijingxianggegeburu。

yinzaihunandengguangxiadenanrenshencaigaoda,lunkuobeimilidedengguangfengedelengjiaofenming。

yonglandiyizaishafashang,zhangmouweichui,meishaodiaozhejifenbunai,baixixiuzhangdeshouzhiqingqingkoujizhezhuomian,dengguangshierhuaguomianqian,luchujunyidelianpang。

songtingshenganghuiguo,cengjingdehaoyouyigejieyigedeyueta,tuilehaoduoju,jigewandehaodeshizaituibukai,zhihaodaying。

yuancheqingqingyaoleyikouhuaizhongnvzideyingchun,douderengegedixiao,jigebeizheichangjing**daodeyerenbuzhuyongbaojiwen。

kandaosongtingshenmanliandelengdan,yuancheyouxiesaoxing,wunaidao,“woshuosongshaoye,songzong,zenmechuguolejiugenbianleyigerensidea?”

songtingshenchuimou,duanqimianqiangaotiaodejiubei,xizhangdeshouzhixiximosuo。

“shia,shengezenmehuishia,jintianmingxianbuzaizhuangtaia。”

yipanghedeyouxieweixundenanzidiaoxiao,shencedelingyigerenyonggebodaoledao,xiaodao,

“zanmenshenzongnanenggenzanmenyiyang,nizhei‘wankuzidi’haixianggenshenzongbi?”

“哈哈!”

jigerenyueshuoyuexingfen,diaoxiaozhezuikaishideneigeren,zhijianneirenlveweiyouxiejucu,taitoumengganleyibeijiucaisuanshi。

gensongtingshenyiqidejihudoushihaichengnengpaishangminghaodegongzige,tebieshiyuanche,songtingshenjihushigenyuancheyiqizhangda,suoyizheiyiqunrenliyejiuyuancheduisongtingshenzuiweishuren。

“dangchushengezoudeshihou,wohaizhenyiweishiweileshenyi,hahasheizhidaozanmenshengeqianjiaogangzoujiubeishuaile,youyanwuzhu,huogai!”

buzhidaoshisheixiangqilewangshi,yazaixindijiniandeyufenzhongyutongkuaidishuolechulai。

baoxianglituranchenji,shanshuotiaoyuededengguanggengxiandeqifenganga。

shuohuaderenhouzhihoujue,miansecanbai,jiangzhelianchelechezuijiao,“shenge,wowobushiguyide!”

zhouweiderenqiqikanxiangzuozaizhuweishangdesongtingshen,lengliedeqixipumianerlai。

yuanchejiancilianmangdayuanchang,“haolehaole!yiqiandeshizanmenjiubutile,hejiuhejiu!”

jiansongtingshenmeiyouyaojijiaodedasuan,zhongrencaisuansongleyikouqi。

huashuozheihaichengli,sheishizuinengzaihaichengshangquanhufenghuanyude,dangshusongjia。

songjiabujinjingshang,songtingshendewaigongzhaolaoxianshenggengshicengjingdezhengjiegaoceng,suishuorujintuilexialai,danshiduoshaohaishinengshuodeshanghua。

gengbieshuorujinshangtaidelingdaoren,bushaodoushibeizhaolaoxianshengtibade。

songtingshendemamashizhaolaoxianshengdedunv,pingzhezhaolaoxianshengdebihu,songjiagengshishunfengshunshui,kuangqiesongtingshenkeshisongjiadeduzi,quanjiajiuzheimeyigebaobeigeda,congxiaojiushihaichengzheiyidaigongzigelidetaiziye,shuoyibuer,doudegongzheta。

suoyigangcaishiyudeneigerenxinlizuishihaipa,danfandezuilesongtingshen,gujizijiashengyizaihaichengyeyaozuobuxiaqule,yaoyaoyahenbudeshanzijiyibazhang,zenmejiuzheimezuiqian,feidetineige。

沈…怡

songtingshenyiweizaiyebuhuitingdaozheigemingzile,weiweiheshangshuangmou,naohailihuiyiqijiyizhongdemoyang。

yuanchejiansongtingshenyouxieyiyang,xinzhongrenbuzhuniantao,shengehaizhenshizhangqinga,zheimeduoniandouwangbule,neishenyidaodiyoushenmehaode?

“nishuo,zhangjingyangheshenyi,fenle?”

lengbufangde,songtingshenturanzhangkou,kanzhegangcaishuohuadeneigeren。

kongqizhongyoushiyizhenningzhi,caichuanleyikouqideneigegongzigexinkouyouturanyiti,caibutousongtingshendaodishishenmeyisi,youxiezhiwu。

“是,是啊。”

“什么时候?”

neirenlengleleng,“jiuzaishengenichuguomeiduojiu。”

jiansongtingshenjingranyouxiepaoshen,zheixiegongzigemenrenbuzhumianmianxiangqu,yigedanzishaodadiandeshitandishuodao,

“haoxiangshenyihoulaiyeyizhimeizaitanba,meitingguotadedongjing。”

yuanchehenhendidengleyiyan,shenyishenyihaitishenyi,beiyuanchehenhendengleyitong,dajiajiedaoxinhaoyebuganzaiduoshuoshenme。

guoleyihui,jiansongtingshenqishen,lileliyouxiezhoudeyijiao。

“wohaiyoushi,jiuxianzoule。”

jiansongtingshenyaozou,yuancheyeganmangqishen。

“zheicaisidian,nijiuyaozoule?”

zheichangjukeshitahaoburongyicaicouqilaide,doushitamendangnianwandehaoxiongdi,tediqingzhutahuiguode,zheijukaichangyejiubuguolianggexiaoshi,duizheigeyoushengyousedechangsuolaishuo,buguoshigeyure,xianzaizouweimianyetaizaolexie。

songtingshenmeiyouhuida,zhishipieleyuancheyiyan。

yuanchehenhendixileyikouyan,dishengmaleyiju。

zheizundafokezhennansihou,banianqianruci,banianhouhaishizheiyang。

ehenhendeyanshendingzhesongtingshendebeiying,shunshouhaibaxiguodeyantourengdaojiaoxiahenhendicailecai。

这还怎么玩?

naolegangcaineiyifan,haizuozaishafashangdegongzigemendoumeilexingzhi,jianzuizhongyaoderenwudouzoule,shengxiadeliuxialaiyemeishayisi,yushisansanliangliangdigenyuanchegaobie。

yuancheyexinzhidajiameilexingzhi,yebuqiangliu,zhihaoyueledajiaxiacizaiju。

shigebanian,zaicitazaishuxidetudishang,cengjingshuxidedouyiyibianqian,wuyeshi,renyeshi。

napahaishishangbanshijianyenanyandongchengqudefanhua,songtingshenmeiyoukaiche,chule‘zhizuijinmi’yanzhelubianmanmanwangqianzou。