第6章互飙演技
“呵呵。”
zuoweiyunrenzhuyanlei，moleyibalianshangdekafei，fachuleyishenglengxiao。
“niyiweiwoxianggouyinsicimo？”zuoweiyunlenglengdishuodao，
“wogaosuni，sicimozheizhongjimeiyoufengduyemeiyourenqingweidenanren，yezhiyounizheizhongsihaomeiyousuzhidewunaonvrencaikandeshang！”
shuowan，tawushileyanqianneigefengnvrenmudengkoudaidebiaoqing，ranhouzhuanshenbianchulechashuijiandedamen！
zhuanshenzhihou，leishuicaijieliandegunxia。zuoweiyunyaozheya，haihaolianshangdoushikafei，haikanbuchuzijiliuleideyangzi。
danxiayimiao，yigeqiangyoulidegebojiulouzhuleta。zuoweiyunbuyongtaitoujiuzhidao，neishiganggangcongbangongshilichulaidesicimo。
zuoweiyisheng，duiqiweimingandeta，yijingwenchulesicimoshenshanggulongshuideweidao。
zuoweiyunxianglikezhengkai，dannaihesicimoloudetaijin，sihaoburongtazhengzha。
“sixiansheng！niyaoganshenme！”zuoweiyunjihuqideyexiangjisicimodexigaishanglaishangneimeyijiao，gangbatatuidaozaidi，haihaitabeirenpokafeidesinanren！
dansicimobingmeiyoulihuizuoweiyundefennu，tazhishijinjindilouzhezuoweiyunhuidaochashuijian，ranhoumianwubiaoqingdikanzhelimianneigeganggangpozuoweiyunkafeidezhangtuimote。
“sulei，wodenvren，shenmeshihou，niyekeyisuibiandejiaoxunle？”
jiao“sulei”dezhangtuimotemudengkoudaidikanzhesicimo。
zuoweiyunjihuyeyaomudengkoudaile，haoxiangsicimoyijingwanglegangcaifennudibataganchubangongshideshiqingle！？
“sizong，cheyijingzhunbeihaole。”
jiuzaisanrenchenmozhiji，sicimodemishu，yigejinggandenanrenqiaoleqiaochashuijiandemen，ditoushuodao。
“haode。”sicimoshengyinlibudairenheganqing，“xiaoli，qugaosusuleidejingjiren，ruguotabujizuoyishengdaoqian，womenjiuzhijiejiechuhetadeyiqieheyue。”
suleitaiqitou，zhenjingdikanzhesicimo。
“好的司总。”
limishulikediantou，ranhouzhuanshenchuqule。suleizhangzhezuibamuguangzhuanxianglimishuxiaoshideshenying，ranhouzaiduzhenjingdinuohuidaosicimohezuoweiyunlianggerendeshenshang。
sicimoshuowanbianmeizailisulei，lanzhezuoweiyundeshoulidaoshaoshaoxiaoleyixie，danhaishibaochizheqiangyingdezitai，daizhezuoweiyunchaomenwaizouqu。
“等……等一下！”
zuoweiyunhaiyiweizijizaizuomeng，shenhoujiuxiangqilesuleijianxidesangmen。
“zuoxiaojie……bu，zuoyisheng，wojinindaoqian……”suleideyuqilidaizhemanmandebuqingyuan，“wobugaiyongkafeiponin，yebugaimanin，wocuole……”
shuowan，haichaozuoweiyunjuleyigong。
zuoweiyunmeishuohua，zhishikanlesicimoyiyan，dansicimoshenchendeyanmouliquekanbuchuyisiganqing。
“haode，wozhidaole。”zuoweiyunzhidegangadixiaoshengshuodao。
tadelianyijingbutengle，zhishikafeiliangzaitadelianshangshenshang，shilulude，rangtahennanshou。
“你可以滚了。”
sicimodeshengyinzheicailengkudicongzuoweiyunshenbianxiangqi。zhihou，suleixiangshideletesheyiyang，zhuaqitadebao，feikuaidicongliangrenshenbianliulechuqu，xunsubujianlezongying。
zuoweiyundongleyixia，dansicimolanzhetadeshou，sihaomeiyoufangsongdequshi。
tajiuzheiyangqianghengdilouzhezuoweiyun，zhijiecongzongcaizhuanyongdiantixiadaoyilou，ranhouchumen，shishiranzhanzailewushujuzheshexiangjidejizhehegouzimianqian。
zuoweiyundetouwengdiyixiaxiangleqilai，taganjuezijihaoxiangzhongleyigequantao。
“wodenvpengyou，buxihuanbeibierenpaidaotabuhaokandeyangzi。”
sicimodeshengyinbingbuda，shenzhihaidailexiewenroudeqingsu。zuoweiyunyelikepeihedibatoumaizailesicimodexiongqian。
suoyoudeshanguangdengkadiyixia，quandoutingzhule。
bijing，sijiadejituanjihulongduanlequanguodeyuleye。renhehezheigexingyeyouguanderenzhiyaoredaolesicimo，jiukeyizhunbeizhehuangongzuole。
“sixianshengqingwennindenvpengyouzenmele”
“qingwennindenvpengyoushishouweiqulema，weishenmeni”
“sixianshengnindasuanchengzhiqifuninnvpengyouderenma”
“sixianshengqingwenshishenmerenqifulenindenvpengyou”
……
jizhemendehuatongjihuyaochuodaosicimodelian，gezhongwentibeipaoxiangsicimo，dantazhishiyifuguanchangdegaolengpukepailian，louzhezuoweiyun，zuojinletadebaoshijiekayan。
“谢……”
chemenguanshang，zuoweiyungangxiangshuoxiexie，dansicimozhijielenglengdishuaikaileta，haicongyibiancheleyizhangzhijin，calecacengshanglekafeideshou。
zuoweiyunkanzhezijizhanmanhesekafeiwuzideyifu，jihuxiangyaosileneigesulei。
huozheshuo，sileyanqiandezuikuihuoshou，sicimo！
“sixiansheng，yanjizhenshigaochao。”
“bicibici。”sicimopianguotou，lenglengdikanzhezuoweiyun，“zheixiejizhe，budoushinizhaolaidema？”