第4章 世界上最蠢的人

siqiluowuzhuerduobuyuanxiangxindeyaozhetou,“nipianwo,nipianwo!”

siliuligegegedexiaoqilai,biaoqingjianjianbiandeedu,“meicuo,wopianleni,zheishijinianyizhizaipianni,wobenyiweipianlenidezhongxingenggeng,quemeixiangdao,xiangnizheiyangdechunhuo,genbenmeiyourenheliyongjiazhi!”

buguoshirangtaqupaijizhangzhaopian,taquebazijisongshangleduifangdechuang,yixiangdaozijiweilaidezhangfu,hetayouran,tajiuexindexiangtu!

“kanzainimazaizheigejia,dangniuzuomadefenshang,zheiciworaoleni,babayijingdaying,songnichuguole,zhihou,sijiabuhuizaijinihuayifenqian!

daoleguowai,nishidagongyehao,qumaiyehao,shisishihuo,douhesijiameiyourenheguanxi!”

“bu,bababuhuineiyangduiwode……”siqiluobuyuanxiangxin,yaozhetouhoutui。

jinguanbababushihenxihuanta,danoueryehuiliuluchufuai,taganjuededao。

“nihaishineimeyuchun,xiangxiangwomendemingzi,woshiliuli,nishiqiluo,meilideliulihepolandeyifu,babagengxihuannage?

babajiniquzheigemingzideshihou,nijiugaizhidao,zijidemingyun,jiushixiangjianpoyifuyiyang,renrenzaojian!”

siliulikanleyanshouji,pingmuyiliangyiliang,shisiqirongdalaidianhua。

“nibuxin,woxianzaijiurangnikankan。”

siliulianxiamianti,limianlikechuanlaisiqirongdeshengyin。

“nver,kuaixialai,shenjiashaoyelaile!”

“baba,qiluohaoxiangshengbingyunguoqule,womenyaobuyaosongtaquyiyuan?”

“neizhong**,niguantaganshenme?sileganjing!nikuaixialai!”

“hao,wozhidaole,womashangxiaqu。”

guaduandianhua,siliulichaofengyixiao,“tingjianlema?jian-huo。”

taxianedezuihoukanletayiyan,hualidezhuanshen,tuliushenhoulangbeibukanderen。

siqiluobaozhuxigai,yidiandianmaixiatou,dadidadideleidashidimian,zhandoudeshenqu,zaiheianzhongxiandeneiyangrouruohekelian。

假的。

都是假的。

tahaochun,tashizheigeshijieshang,zuiyuchunderen。

……

“qiluo,chidiandongxiba。”

siqiluocongbanhunmizhongsuxing,kanjianmamabuzhiheshichuxianzaimianqian,shouliduanzheyiwanzhou,lianxidekanzheta。

tadongdongganliedechun,shengyinyouxiesiya,“mama,babatazhendeyaosongwochuguoma?”

songyuyanzhonghanlei,muguangduoshan,“qiluo,ni,nixianchuguo,dengguozhenzibabaxiaoleqi,jiuhuijienihuilai。”

tamingbaile,kuxiaolexia,ditouhezhou,muguangwuyiluozaimamadegeboshang,shunjianningzhi。

“……zheishishenme?!”

mamaxishoudeliangtiaogeboshang,bumanleqingzidehenji。

songyushensehuangluandefangxiaxiuzishuo:“zheishimamazuoshideshihoubuxiaoxinnongshangde。”

siqiluozuanjinshouxin,shengyinzhandou,“shisiliulizuode,duibudui?”

“不是的……”

“那是,司启荣?”

songyumeiyouzhuyidao,nverdechenghuyijingbianle,zhishitanxizhemeiyoushuohua。

siqiluoyaojinyaguan,liangxingqingleishunzhelianpangluoxia。

tadefuqin,yuanlaishizheiyangdechusheng!

tazaiwaishangxuedezheixienian,buzhidaomamachengshouguoduoshaozheiyangdecanbao!

“ma,nizaojiuzhidaotamenshishenmeyangderen,duibudui?”

“女儿……”

“niweishenmemanzhewo?”

“qiluo,nineimechunzhenshanliang,mamaburenxinrangnizhidao。”

“suoyizheixienian,niyigerenchikui?shouzui?weizheigejiazuoniuzuoma?woquexianggeshaziyiyang,batamendangchenghaoren?yuanlaisiliulishuodemeicuo,wojiushigechunhuo!”

siqiluoyanjingtonghong,quemeiyouzailiulei,tataiqishou,yonglideshanxiangzijidelian,yixiayouyixia!