第5章 给阎王打电话(2146字)

“xiexienideanwei,danqingnibiezaihushuobadaole!”

zheizhongshiqing,tazenmekenenghuixiangxin。

bujinqinmuxue,qinjiaqitarentongyangjuedezhangchenshizaihuazhongquchong!

“wokannitamejiushiyishenjingbing,haijiyanwangdadianhua,nizenmebuqinzidaodifuquzhaota?”

“zaiganzhuangshennongguide,xiaoxinwoxianzaijiuyaolenidegouming!”

qinweilongmanyanehenhendedengzhezhangchen,tashiyuekanyuejuedebushunyan。

“laoyezidoubeinimenlianggejiqisile,niquehaiganzaizheilikouchukuangyan,wokannijiushixiangsi。”

“zheigewangbadan,rangtaheqinmuxueyiqijilaoyezipeizang!”

“zaoniea,benlaidaxiderizi,haohaodezenmejiubianchenglezheiyang?”

qinjiarenshangxinbuyi,xinligengshiqidebuxing。

suoyouren,douyongchirenyibandeyanshendingzhezhangchenheqinmuxue。

“lairen,batamenlianggejiwotuoxiaqu,xiandagebansi,denglaoyezixiazangneitian,zairangtamenjitalaorenjiapeizang!”

秦熊虎面无表情道。

zheikoueqi,tashiwulunruheyeyanbuxiaqu!

“喂,秦广王吗?”

qinxionghuhuayingangluo,zhangchendeshengyinxiangqi。

zhijiantanazheyibujincancandeshouji,yijinglianxishangleshidianyanwangzhiyideqinguangwang。

qinguangwangzhuanguanrenjiandeyaoshoushengsi!

“xiaoshenqinguangwang,canjiandianxia!”

dianhuaneibianchuanlaiqinguangwangneikongbuerchongmanweiyandeshengyin,yuqizhongdaizheshifendegongjing。

“wowenni,nishibushirangheibaiwuchangbaqinmuxuetayeyedehungouzoule?”

张尘问道。

“shidedianxia,qinzhentingyijingdaodifubaodaole!”

“buxing,tahaibunengsi,wominglingni,likebatasonghuilai!”

zhangchenshuodao,yuqizhongchongmanleburongzhiyi!

“keshidianxia,anzhaoshengsibu,tadeshouyuanyijin,bunengzaihuidaorenjianle!”

“ninzheiyang,bufuhewomendifudeguiju!”

neibiandeqinguangwangyilianweinan。

“fangpi,wocaibuguanshenmeguijubuguijude,qinmuxuerujinkeshiwoxifu,tayeyelianwomendexijiudouhaimeiyouhe,zenmenengzheimezaojiuqushi。”

“nixianzaibixuqinzibatasonghuilai,bingqiehaiyaozaijitazengshouershinian,burannizheiyanwangjiubiedangle!”

张尘警告道。

gangguaduandianhua,quefaxiansuoyourendouzaiyongyiyangdemuguangkanzheta。

“goudongxi,nitamehainengzaizhuangdexiangyidianma?”

“jiyanwangdadianhuazheizhongyuchundeshiqing,gujiyejiuninengzuodechulaile!”

qinweilongchadianbeitajixiaosi。

“heng,zheigechunhuo,jiusuanzhuangshennonggui,yebuzhuangdexiangyidian,niyiweiwomengenniyiyang**,neimehaohuyoude?”

“bieshuojiyanwangdadianhuale,nijiusuanbatianwanglaozijijiaolai,yedesi!”

秦熊虎一脸冷漠。

meiyourenxiangxin,zhangchenzhendeyouzheigebenshi,baokuoqinmuxue。

“heng,bawodiedetiandilaodiejiaolai?buhaoyisi,jiupingni,yongyuanyemeiyouhetajianmiandejihui。”

zhangchenfanduileyiju,suijikanxiangqinmuxuedao:“buyongpa,woyijingjiqinguangwangdaledianhua,tahenkuaijiuhuibaniyeyesonghuilaide。”

“goulezhangchen,zheidoushenmeshihoule,nizenmehaiyouxinsikaiwanxiao?”

“nizhendangzijishiwusuobunengdeshenxianma?”

qinmuxuebumandexunchidao。

tazhidaozhangchennaoziyoumaobing,meixiangdaohuibingdezheimeyanzhong,jianzhigenshenjingbingmeishenmeliangyang。

“meikaiwanxiao,woshuodedoushizhende,wogangcaizhendeshijizhangguandifudeqinguangwangdadedianhua。”

“buxindehuazanmenjiudengzhe,niyeyekendingyihuierjiuhuihuoguolaide!”

zhangchenyouxiewuyu,meixiangdaotazheimebuxiangxinziji。

“neiwoyeyeyaoshihuo……buguolaini?”qinweilonglengzhelianwendao。

tamenkemeiyouxinqingzaizheilikanzhangchendexiaohua。

“zenmekeneng,wodemingling,qinguangwangyoubukenengganweibei!”

“yaobuzanmendagedu?niyeyeyaoshihuobuguolaidehua,wojiujitapeizang!”

“dantaruguozhenhuoguolaile,nijiuguaiguaideguizaiwomianqian,jiwokeershigexiangtouzenmeyang?”

张尘一脸戏谑。

“heng,yaozhenshineiyangdehua,bieshuoershige,liangbaigewodoujinike。”

“bujinruci,wojiaoniyishengdie,bu,jiaoniyishengzuzongdouxing!”

秦威龙答应了下来。

danshazidouzhidao,rensishibunengfushengde。

erqie,chuanshuozhongdeyincaodifuheyanwang,genbenjiubucunzai。

jiusuanzhendeyou,neiyanwangshihedengshenming,qishizhangchenyijiefanrennengminglingde!

“xiaowangbaduzide,jirannirucizhaosi,neiwojiuchengquanni。”

“jinisanfenzhongdeshijian,laoyeziyaoshixingbuguolaidehua,nijiudengzhezhenjitapeizangba,yongyuanjitalaorenjiadangniuzuomaba!”

qinxionghuyanshenyinlengdekanzhezhangchen,yuekanyuejuedeqibudayichulai。

zheigeqinmuxue,juranningyuanjiajiyigerucinaocandeshenjingbing,yebuyuanyijiajiyangjiagongziyangrulong。

“zhangchen,yaobunizouba,zheijianshiqingbenlaijiuhenimeiguanxi,niyouhebizizhaokuchi?”

“suoyoudezerenhehouguo,wozijiyigerenchengdanjiuxing!”qinmuxuequandao。

tabuxiangbazhangchenyejuanrujinlai,tashiwugude!

“neizenmenengxing,nikeshiwoxifu,wozenmenengdiuxianibuguanni。”

“fangxinba,woshuoniyeyenenghuoguolai,tajiuyidingnenghuoguolaide!”

zhangchenyaoleyaotou,xinshidandandao。

tingdaotazheihua,qinmuxuexinlimomingyouxiegandong。

kekandaoyijingbianchengleyijushitideyeye,tamanliandeshangxinyujue。

“feihuashaoshuo,sanfenzhongyijingguoqule!”

“nimenliangge,jiuyiqijilaoyezipei……”

“爹!”

qinxionghuzhengyaojiaorenshi,lianqueturanhenhendechouleyixia。

“tianna,nimenkuaikan,laoyezitajingranhuo……huoguolaile!”

“zhendema?zheizenmeke……”

suoyourenxiayishidekanqu,xiayimiao,queqiqidedaoxilekouliangqi。

zhijianyuanbenzaoyiyanqidelaoyeziqinzhenting,buzhiweiheturanzuoleqilai。

shuangyanhaizhigougoudedingzhetamen。

“ye……yeye,zhen……zhendeshinima?”

qinweilongyanzhuzidoukuaidenglechulai,haiyiweishizhashile。

qinmuxuetongyangmanliandebukesiyi!

jianzhongrenkandaotagenjianleguiside,qinzhentingyilianbumandao:“nimenzheishishenmefanying?wohaimeisini!”

tingdaotadenuchisheng,zaichangdeqinjiarenshunjiansonglekouqi!

danxiayimiao,yourenbuzhuqiqichaozhezhangchenkanqu。

meixiangdaohaizhenbeitashuoduile,laoyezijingranzhendehuoleguolai!

nandaotazhendeshishenxian,lianyanwangdounengmingling?

xiangdaozhei,qinxionghulianmangkanxiangqinzhentingwendao:“ba,nigangcaibushidouyijing……”

“wobenlaishiyijingsilede,douquyincaodifubaodaole。”

秦震霆道。

“什么!?”

zhongrenyiting,kanzhezhangchendeyanshenshunjianbiandekongjubuyi!

“neinizenmeyouhuilaileni?”qinweilongwendao。