第1章
chuchendeyichangzhouyuxijuanlezhenggeyunmengcheng，xiquletiandijiandehunzhuozaore，weitiankonglongshangleyicengbobodemingjise。
yunmenghushanghonggelianzhu，jujianjielu，huanbianyourenruzhi，chemarulong。
qijianyoubushaoshushengshaonian，gezheanbianwangzheneiyunmenghushangdeyisoujingmeidehuafang，shouyaozheshan，shencaifeiyang，yilunfenfen。
“zheiningguofuweilezheiqindaxiaojiedehunshiyezhenshicaosuilexin，tuichuzheibiechuxincaideyiwenxuanxubushuo，haipaikailezheihaodadezhenzhang。”
“tingshuoqinjiacifanyiwenxuanxu，bukanshenshi，bulunwenwei，zhiyaozheishiwenguodeleguan，biankechengweizheiningguofudeshangmennvxu。zheiningguofuyongyoushixidejuewei，ruoruzhuileningguofu，cishengkezhenjiubuchouchihele。”
“shia，ningguofusuisuanbushangquanshixuanhe，danruonengruningguofu，yesuanshiyifeichongtianle。”
“jiweixianxiongshuodezheibanhao，neiweihezhishikanzhe，buqushishi？”yigeshushengshaonianwendao。
wenyan，gaotankuolundejimingshushengquedoushixiangshiganga，hahayixiao，yanshilianshangdeganga。
“zheige......suiranningguofuhao，danneiweiqindaxiaojiejiushigenvmotoua！”
yougeshushengyouyuleyixia，haishidaochuleshiqing：“anlilaishuo，zheiningguofudedaxiaojiebushuoqinqishuhuayangyangjingtong，zhishaoyeshixianshuwenrou，dajiaguixiu。”
shushengkanlehushangdehuafangyiyan，yadileshengyindao：“pianpianzheiqindaxiaojie，bujindazibushi，hairezhongyulianwu，kuaiwudaonongqiang。”
“tingshuotashengaobachi，yaoweiyeshibachi，qixingge......jiugengemotouside。”
“gangkaishiyeyourenshangmentiqin，jieguo......beizheiqindaxiaojiezhidaohou，dangjibarendaizhule，zoulegebiqinglianzhong，wanghou，bianzaiwurenganqutiqinle。yizhiyuzheiqindaxiaojiedouershidenianjile，yeshangweichengqin。”
tingwanhou，yixieyuanbenhaiyueyueyushideshushengmen，dunshiluchutuisuozhise。
zheimehendenvren......zheisheiganqua！
shengaobachi，yaoweiyebachi，zheibushihunshinvmowangma？
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hupanyizhuliushuxia，jianghanzhengkaishuangyan，daidaidikanzhezhouweidehuanjing，yanliyouxiemangran：“wodadishibingle，hengshudoubuduijing......zenmehuiyourenyijuexinglaijiuchuxianzaiyigemoshengdedifang？”
danaolituranyongxianyixiebushuyutadejiyi，zoumaguanhuayiyangzaiyanqianshanguo，tongderangjianghangongxialeshenzi。
liangjiu，tafangcaitaiqitoulai，rengranyouxiehuanghu。
zijijingranhunchuanchengzheigeshijiedelingyigejianghan！
suiranyangmaoyuqianshiduibushangle，danmingziqueshiyiyangde。
erzheigejianghanshizheiyunmengchengliyigefumushuangwang，jiatusibideqiongshusheng，suirankudushishu，ranerkaohaolejinian，queliantongshengyekaobushang。
jialiqiongdaomeimixiaguo，jianghanchuanyueguolaiqian，zheiyuanshenjiuyijingzaiyewaiwayecaichongjileqitian。
jiuzaizuotian，yuanshenzaizheiyunmenghubianheshuichongji，jieguoyigeshizu，meijinisi。
huangluanzhongnaodaiquekedaoshitoushuaisile。
“zheiyuanshenyeweimiantaibeicuileba？”xiaohuawanjiyi，jianghangangzhanqishen，jiufaxianshuangtuizaidahuang，shentifaruan，duzilichuanlaiyizhenqiangliedejiegan。
“haoea，hunshenwuli，yuanlaidejianghandaodieleduojiu......”
jianghanmozheganbiededuzi，lianshangluchukuse，zaizhaobudaodongxichi，jiugaieyunzaizheihupanba？
yaoshichengweidiyigebeiesidechuanyuezhe，neigaiduodiulian。
tawangzheyunmenghuzuirenaoderenqun，jiaobuxufudizouqu。
neilirenduorenao，maosiyoushenmejieri？
anlishuozheizhongrenaodechangheyinggaiyoushenmexiaochitanzi。
suiranyuanshenshenshangyigetongbanyemeiyou。
danxianzaiyeguanbuleneimeduo，dabulechibawangcan。
anbianyouhaoduodejunnanjingnv，yizhehuali，wangzhehuzhongdehuafanggaotankuolun。
jianghansixiazhangwang，henkuaijiuzhuyidaoneisouhuafang。
neishiyisouhenjingmeihenqipaidehuafang，gongyousanceng，huafangqianyouyigenqigan，qishangxiezhelianggeheizi：“qinfu”。
danjianghandezhuyiliquemeizaizheiqipaihualidehuafangshang，ershiluozailehuafangshangneiyizhangzhangzhuozishangbaifangdejingmeigaodian。
jiuzaicishi，zhijianneisouhuafangquechaozheanbianshilai，bingtingzailematoushang。
suijihuafangshangzouchuyigeshenchuanhuafudezhongniannanren，duizheanshangderengonglegongshou，langshengshuodao：“jinriqinjiazaicidemudezhuweixiangbidouyizhidao，qinmouyebufeihua，fannengduishangcilianzhe，jikeshangwoqinjiahuafang。”
shuowan，zhongniannanrenshenshouchaohuafangzhiceyizhi，huafangshangbianyouyimianqizhibeilajiangchulai，shangbianxiezhewugezi：bingbibingshuibing。
zheishiyigeshanglian，zhishianlilaishuoshanglianyizeshengshouwei，danzheigeshanglianqueyipingshengshouwei。
yuanbenzhengxianglikaidejianghanqueshitingxiajiaobu，muguangluozaiqizhishangdeshanglian。
tabuzhidaojinriqinjiazaizheilizhaoqin，zhicaixiangzheiqinjiakenengzaizheiyunmenghushangjubanleshenmedaxinghuodong，huoxushiwenhuizhileide。
zaiyuanzhudejiyili，zheigeshijiedaochuyouwenhui。
ruonengduilezheigeshanglian，shanglezheisouhuafang，xiangbishinengsuiyichihuafangshangdeneixieshiwude。
jianghandingzheneigeduizi，henkuaijiufaxianzheishanglian......youxienandua！
hupandeshushengyeshichaoneiqizhiyiwang。
“bingbibingshuibing？diyigebingzhibingkuai，diergeshibingshui，disangeshileng......bingkuaiyaobibingshuigengleng？si！haonandeshangliana！”
“guibisiguigui？buduibudui......”
“woyiweizheiqinjiayiwenxuanxuzhishisuibianchugetimuzhaoyigeshangmennvxu，meixiangdaozheigeshangliannanduzheimeda，kanlaiqinjiayebingbuxiangsuibianzhaoyigenvxu，yaodehaishiyoucaihuade。”
“neishiziran！suiranneiqindaxiaojieshigenvmotou，danyoudeshibupaside，bijingzhiyaoruzhuidaoqinjia，congciyesuanyishiwuyou，xiangjinronghuafugui。qinjiaruoxiangsuibianzhaoyigenvxu，nalizhaobudao？”
neixieshushengmenyilunfenfen。
henduorenchangshiduileyixiabianmianlunanse。
zheigeshanglianshushishiyouxienanle。
daduoshuyaomeduidebugongzheng，yaomejiushiciyiduibushang。
jianghansisuopianke，muguangluozaileneisouhuafangxiadetiepishang，naohaizhongyouyidaoliangguangshanguo，biankaikoushuodao：“bingbibingshuibing，tieshengtiexiutie。”
suirantadeshengyinbuda，shenzhihaiyouxiexuruo，danhaishirangbushaoshushengtingdao，dunshidachiyijing。
“好工整的下联！”
“bingkuaibibingshuigengleng，tiekuaiziranbitiexiugengying，miao，zhenmiao！”
“这人对得真绝！”
“此人是谁？”
xuduoshushengfenfenxiangjianghankanleguoqu，daikandaojianghanneilanlvdeyangzi，dunshihuangrandawu。
zheishiyigeqiongkunliaodaodeshusheng。
yezhiyouzheizhongqiongshusheng，caibupasi，xiangyaoquzuoneiqindaxiaojiedezhangfu。
huafangshangdezhongniannanziyetingdaolejianghanzheigexialian，jingxibuyi，muguangluozaitashenshang：“zheiweigongzi，qingshanghuafang。”