wudigenzheliangrenjinlefumen，kanjianlezhengzaibangongwudeniutoumamian，shunjianjiujuedelenghanmaolechulai，yanqianbushidiyouyinbingtuozheyixiedaizhejiaoliaoshoukaode"ren"，yinggaishuoshiegui，zouxianggegediyuderukou。
meiludouyouluochabashouzhe，jiweisenyan。
"zouba，biekanle，yanwanghaizaidengzhewomen。"heibaiwudilazhewudi，jiezhejinleyigefudimoyangdedifang。
zheiliheyangjiandejianzhumeishenmequbie，zhishitiansedoushiande，jirenyizhongyayideganjue。
heibaiwuchangshangqiankoulekoumen，shuodao，"yanwangye，renwomendailaile。"
"rangtajinlai。"limianchuanlaiyigecanglaodeshengyin。
heibaiwuchangjiangmendakaishuodao，"qingba。"
wudijuedeyouxieshendehuang，yanwang！tazheishizhendezaidifua！made，zijizhishixiangjiejiuxiaochouyixia，meixiangdaojingransile！sile！
baiwuchangcouguoqupaolegemeiyanshuodao，"wei，wohenishuo，zheikeshijihui，niyaobawozhue！"
wudikanjianbaiwuchangneizhangzhangdeshetou，renbuzhudalegehanzhan，shuodao，"wo，wozhidaole。"
wuneidesheshihegudaidewoshimeishenmequbie，chuanglianweiman，guxiangguse，wudimanmannuojinqu，jiantashangtangzheyigeren，manmanqishen，shuodao，"guolai！buyaopa。"
wuditingjianshengyinyanlekoutumo，manmannuoguoqu，zhijiantashangtangzhedelianheidexianggemeiqiu，zhishietouzhongjiandeneigeyueyatazenmeyewangbulede，**，zheishibaoqingtianbaozhenga！
wudiyixiazijuedefangsonglehaoduo，taxiaoshihoukandianshitingchongbaibaozhengde，gangzhengbua，tiemianwusi，shigebukeduodedeqingguan。
wudizouguoquyi**zuozaiyizishang，yipaidatuishuodao，"baodaren，zhendeshinia!wohaiyiweizijikancuoleni，hahaha，wozuixihuannile，shinidezhongshifensi，yi？nizenmezaidifu？haishiyanwang？"
yanwangtanlekouqishuodao，"ai，yinweiwozaiyangjiandeyejitaituchu，sihoubianbeianpaidaodifuzuoleyanwang，rentaiyouxiu，meibanfaa，zheibu，rijiyuelei，doudeleyaojianpanle，shizaishiganbulele，zheicaixiangzhezhaoyigenengdaitiwoderen，zuoxiayirenyanwang。"
shenme？nandao？zijijiushibeixuanzhongderen？buyaobuyaobuyao，ganggangtakanjianle，zheidiyuyinsensende，doushieguiguhunde，taikongbu，tacaibuyao，jiransile，neitahaikeyitoutaia，zheiyangdehuakeyishuobudingxiayishihainengtougefuguirenjia。
yanwangkanchutadexiangfa，budengtakaikoujiushuodao，"niyangshouweijin，beidailaidifu，haibuleyangde，niruoshixianghaiyang，zhiyouyigexuanze，neijiushizuoshixiyanwang，zheikeshigehaochashi，nixianga，tonglingshiwanyinbing，guanliwushudeguimei，shangtianrudi，zuodehaolehainengzhuanzheng，chengweizhenzhengdeyanwang，tiantingmeinianjifadefuliyehenhaode，ninandaozhendebudasuankaolvyixia？"
wudijianyanwangxiaodejiaoxia，xinzhongyouyu，danshiyixiangdaozijibeidailelvmaozi，qidebudayichulai，yaoyayidingyaojineiduigounannvyigejiaoxun，yushiyiyaoyashuodao，"hao，wozuo！"
"hahaha，hao，zheiyangdehua，lainiguolai，woxianzaijiubayinhufujini，zheishidaibiaonishenfendepingzheng。"yanwangcongzhentoudixiataochuyigelingpaizhuangdedongxidijiwudi。
wudijieguonazaishoulixixidaliangleyifan，turannaozilichuanlaiyigeshengyin，jiqideluoli。
"dingdong，gongxisuzhujinrushixixitong，zaizheili，womenjiangweininliangshendazaorenwuhejiangli，weininzaorichengweizhengshiyanwangjiayouzhuwei，xianzai，jinxingshenfenrenzheng。
宿主：吴敌
年龄：22
职位：实习阎王
功法：无
功德：无
业绩：无
buguojianyuninshidiyiciguanglinwomendexitong，zuoweiyigeyourenqingweierdexitong，womenjiangsongninxinshoudalibao，ranyinfushizhang，qiankundaiyige，zhanlujianyiba，《yuejuejianpu》qianjiushi，shifoulingqu？"
"yi？haiyouxinshoulibao，lingqulingqu，guoranrenxinghua，haha。"wudixinzhongyixi。
"好的。"
"wei，xitong，wotingnishengyinzheimeluoli，kendingshigemaomeidexiaoluoliba，xianchushenlairangwokankanbei，nishuozanmenyihouyeshichangjianmiande，zenmezheyedeshuxishuxiya。"wudiheiheixiaodao。
"jiransuzhuyaoqiu，neiwojiuxianchushenlaiheninjianmian。"shuozhezhijianyigeshenchuanfensegongzhuqundexiaoluolixianshen，shenhouhaiputengzheyiduierxiaochibang，jiqidekeai。
"haha，guoranshigexiaoluoli。"wudixiaodao。
"neixianzaifabuzhixianrenwu，nandadenvshengsushelouliyouliushiniandenvgui，huohaixuesheng，yuanqijizhong，jishinianlaiyijinghaisishangbairen，xianqisanri，zhuohuidifu。
renwujiangli：gongdedian20，yejidian20，
renwushibai：shouhuixinshoulibao。"
"a？zheimekuaijiuyourenwua，wozheihaimeishiyinga。"wudihandao。
"suzhuyaojiayouleyou，zhengquwanchengrenwu。"shuowanxiaoluolibianxiaoshilezongying。
xitongxiaoshi，wudizhengzhengdekanzhetashangdeyanwang，shuodao，"zhei？zheishenmegui？wozheishiyaoshangrenle？"
yanwangxiaolexiao，diandiantou，shuodao，"ng，buguonifangxin，difushiniqiangdadehoudun，woyihuierhuipainiutoumamianjiangnisonghuirenjian，nianqingren，jiayou！zhengquwanchengrenwu，bierangwoshiwanga！"
wudimolemokoudailideneikuaiyinhufu，diandiantou，chaowuwaizouqu。
wudiwanglewangtoudinghunandetiankong，xinzhongmomingdebokaiyunwu，jiranzheishiming，neitajiutanranjieshou，tawudilishi，yidingyaozuoshishangzuiqiangyanwang，rangneixiecengjingkanbuqitaderen，doutongtongguizaitajiaoxiaqiurao！