噗！
噗噗！
zheiliangshengyiyangduncuode**hongxiang，dunshilingchangmianningguzhule......
neiyike，mashiyoudelianseyexunsuzhanghongchenglehou**yanse，shuobuchudecuoehejiongpo！
tadouhaimeilaidejipaiyuanzhangdarendemapini，jieguotazijidepijiuxianpaichulaile，zheideyouzuosia！
“mazhuren，ni......chenghetitong！”
xutianluchenxialiansexunchidao，danyiwendaochouxunxundeweier，ganjinyouwuzhulekoubi。
“yuanzhang，woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi，jiushi**momingqimiaodeyangqilai，rendourenbuzhu......”
mashiyoushizaiduizheiguiyideshenglifanyingjingchamoming，zhanghuangshicuozhiji，tamoranxiangqileganggangsongchepaileliangxiazijide**！
dangshitajiuyinyuejuedesongchepaiziji**deshihou，yaoyanxiangshibeishenmedongxichuoleyixia，huranmabileyizhen。
“nandaoshineixiaozi？！”
mashiyouqianyishimaochulezheiliqidecaice，danyenanyiquexinsongchehainengyouzheizhongguiyiliqidebenshi。
meidengtaduosilv，xutianlujiumeihaoqidedao：“xingle，zheijieguyannijiuxiaotingdianba，zou，kuaigenwoqujizhenke！”
“yuanzhang，chushenmeshile？”
mashiyouyikanxutianlubatuijiujibuwangwaizou，yelianmangyibianwuzhe**，yibianpidiandiandegenshangqu。
xutianludeliansehenningzhong，chongchizheyinmai：“ganggangxiazhurenjiwolaidianhua，shuoliushizhangdefuqinzaijiayundao，xianzaijijiuchezhengzaizherenwangzheiganlai......liulaoyezicengjingyouxingengbingshi，yiwokan，zheicishizhibajiuhaishixinzangwenti。”
wenyan，mashiyouyezheshiyizhenxinjingroutiao，yishijianjuranwangle**desaoyang，mangdao：“yuanzhang，wozheilianluozhaojixinxiongwaikedezhuyaoyishengquanbulaijizhenkedaigang！”
“jinkuai！juebunengyourenheshanshi！”xutianluchenshengdao。
xianbushuoliulaoyezishishizhangdefuqin，erqie，liulaoyezihaishilaoyibeigemingjia，jushuozaijingchengfangmiandouyoubushaotongtiandeguanxi。
zheimeyiweidegaowangzhongdelaoren，ruoshizaizijideyanpidixiayoubuce，meizhunjiuyaoxianqiyizhenkuangfengbaoyule......
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biekansongchekanzhezhengerbajingde，danguziliyixiangdouyouxie“xiaohuai”。
dangran，tacongbuhuixianzhedantengganyixieshangtianhailidequedegoudang，weiduduiyuneixiekanbuguandelanren，yecongbuhuirenqitunsheng、xincishouruan。
qishixiangmashiyouzheizhongshiqianglingruo、meishangqixiadexiaoren，shehuishangbibijieshi，dansheirangtapianpianrelesongchebushuang，mingzhebuhaodui，andilishuashouduanrangrenchuxieyangxiangzongshiqingsongde。
paiwanmashiyoude“mapi”，songchejiuyiluwangzhuyuandalouerqule，yanzhebiaoshi，zuizhongzhaodaolexinxiongwaikedebingqu。
huanguleyiquan，songchezoudaohushizhan，genlimianyigexiaohushishuodao：“nihao，woshiganglaibaodaodeyisheng，zheishiwodepinrenshu，yiyuananpaiwoguolaide。”
xiaohushitaiqiqiaolideliandankanleyansongche，youchoulechoupinrenshu，jiansongcheshibeizhongyikeyinjindezhuyuanyishi，dunshihuangran，dao：“wo，nishilaixinxiongwaikelungangshixideba，nihao，songyisheng，buguozenmejiuniyigerenlaileni？”
songchejieshidao：“yiwukedemazhurenlinshiyoushi，renshikeyoudouxiabanle，jiurangwoxianlaixinxiongwaikedezhibanshixiuxiyiwan，mingtianzaishangban。”
“dongle，neiwoxiandainiquzhibanshiba。”
xiaohushitiantianyixiao，xiandehenshireqingshanliang。
songchemiaoleyanxiaohushidexiongpai，jiaowangtiantian，daoshirenruqiming。
jiezhe，wangtiantianjiuzouchulai，lingzhesongchezouqubangongshi，lushangoueryeyongyuguangdaliangzhesongche，zailianxiangdaosongcheshishengchengdezhongyixueboshisheng，buyouhaoqidao：“songyisheng，nizheimenianqing，juranjiukaochuleboshixuewei，zhendehenlihai......buguonizenmehuixuanzexuezhongyini。”
songchexiaodao：“shanggangshangxiandeshuo，wozhongyihexiyidouhuiyixie，danzaiwokanlai，wulunzhongyihaishixiyi，zhiyaonengzuiyouxiaodezhihaobinghuan，neijiushihaodeyishu。”
qishisongchenengmingbaixutianluhewangtiantiantamendeyihuo。
bijingzheiniantou，xiyiwanquanzhanjuzheyixuejiedezhuliu，renhebingzheng，zhiyaotongguojingmidekexueyiqiyijiancha，jiunengshunxufenxichujieguo，congerjinxingxiangduiyingdezhiliao。
xiangbizhixia，zhongyizhenduanman、ruyaoman、jianxiaoman，qiedaduoshudezhiliaoshouduanqijindoumeiyoukexuehelidejieshi，nanmianjiujianjianbeishirenyiqile。
danzhengruxianzaishuodeneiyang，zaisongchedexinli，conglaimeiyoushenmezhongyihexiyidequbie，zhiyaonengzhihaobingren，neijiushihaodeyishu！
“说得也是。”
wangtiantiansidongfeidongdediandiantou，yemeizaiduoshuoshenme，zhishiduizheigexiaoqilaihenshiyangguangqingchedenanhaizi，xinzhongmomocunlexiexudehaogan。
jiuzaizheishi，wangtiantiankanjianzhengyouyigechuanzhebinghaofudenanziyingmianzoulai，likejiaodao：“ba，ninzenmepaochulaile？”
neibinghaofudenanzijiandaowangtiantian，zhoumeidao：“wojiushizouchulaitoutouqi，ganmadajingxiaoguaide。”
“haishuoni，ninzijideshentihaibuqingchua，gangzuowanqixiongshoushu，haibuhaohaoxiuxi。”wangtiantianchendao，likeshangqianchanfuzhufuqindeshoubei。
“doushuolemeishi，jiushijuedehaiyouxieqimen。”wangbababuyiweirandao。
“yishengshuole，zheishishoushudehouyizheng，manmanjiuhuihaode，xianzainizhixuyaohuibingchuangshangtangzhe，kuai，tinghua，fouzewoshengqile！”wangtiantiandengqileyuanliuliudedayanjing。
wangbabawunaiyixiao，zhinengyouzhenverle。
“稍等。”
zheishi，songcheguolaidao：“wanghushi，nifuqingangzuowanqixiongshoushu？”
“duia，qianzhenzilaoshuoqichuan，woliulexinyan，qianjitiandaitalaiyiyuanyichacaifaxianshiqixiong，haihaofaxianjishizuoleshoushu，xianzaiyijingmeishile。”wangtiantianhuidao。
songchezhoulezhoumei，hurandunxialailakaiwangbabadetuikuzi，kanjianjiaowanyouxiezhongzhang，dao：“shenmeshihouzhongqilaide？”
wangtiantianyizheng，chiyidao：“buzhidao，woyeshidiyicifaxian。”
“小便正常吗？”
“zuowanshoushuhouhaimeishangguocesuo。”wangbabayiliannamendao：“guinv，zheixiaohuoziyeshinimenzheideyisheng？”
“ng，ganglaide。”wangtiantianyehuyidao：“songyisheng，wobayoushenmewentime？”
songchechenyinleyixia，dao：“zuihaozaijiaonimenzhurenlaijianchayixia，xianzaiwoyeshuobuhao。”
qishi，songcheyijingchajuedaoyixiemeimule，ruguopingjiezhongyidehaomaishouduan，tajibennengheshi。
zhibuguo，tachulaizhadao，doubusuanshiyiyuandezhengshiyisheng，maoranjiezhenshishubutuo。
zaishuole，wangtiantianfunvyeweibihuixiangxintayigejianxiyishengdezhenduan。
wangtiantianyenanyiquedingsongchedetixingshibushiduide，danzhongguishiguanqiefuqindeshenti，jiudao：“neihao，wodenghuijiuzhaozhurentamenzaikankanwoba......songyisheng，woxianfuwobahuibingfang，zhibanshijiuzaiqianmiandeguaijiao，limianzheishihouyinggaiyouyishengzai，ruguomeirenyouguanzhemen，nijiunayaochikaiba。”
shuozhe，wangtiantianjiuyibayaochidileguoqu。
“meishi，nixianzhaoguniba。”
songchejieguoyaochi，musongwangtiantianfunvlikaidebeiying，bianjixuwangqianzoule。
laidaozhibanshimenqian，yiningmenbashou，guoranshiguanzhede，touguomenshangdexiaochuang，limianyekongwuyiren。
songchegancuijiuyongyaochikailesuo，gangtuimenjinqu，zhibanshideneijianjiuchuanlaiyizhenjingtidenvsheng：
“是谁？！”
songcheniutouyikan，heranfaxianzhibanshiligongyishengxiuxideneijianshikaizhemende，erqiecikelimianhaiyouyigenianqingdenvren！
bujinruci，neigenvrenhaizhengmianduizhetazaigenghuanyifu，cishicike，gangbashuangshoutaojinyijianbaitxuli！
zhishitxugangtaoleyiban，yincinvrendeshangbanshenjihuquanbu**，zhiyouyijianleisibiandewenxiongzhaomianqiangzhedangzhuleneiliangtuanbaixuefengyingdefengluan！
banzhebanyan，dongrenxinpo！
neiyishunjian，huamianfangfodinggezhule。
liangrendeshixian，jieshizhigougoudedingzheduifang。
weidusongchedefanyingjikuai，muguangxunsucongnvrendeedanlianhualuo，luodaolebojingyixiadebuwei......
wu，henbaihendahaihenting。
nvrenxianranyemeixiangdaohuiyoumoshengnanrenmaoranchuangjinlai，dunshishaleyan，fanyingguolai，likejianshengdajiaoleqilai！
“啊！”
jiezhe，nvrentaijiaoyichuaimen，jiangneijiandemenjiguanshangle。
songchetingzheneijianchuanlaidehuangluandongjing，mozhebiziwunaiyixiao。
kanlai，zijizheihuishireshangyishenxingle。
guobuqiran，buyihui，neijiandemenyoukaile，neinvrenchuanshangtxuzhihou，tieqingzhelian，qixiuxiudechongchulai，nudao：“nishishei？sheiyunxunichuangjinlaide？！”
songchenazheyaochihuanglehuang，dao：“woshiganglaibaodaodeyisheng，yiwukedemazhurenrangwoxianlaizhibanshiandunyiwanshang。”
“nishiganglaideyisheng？”
wenyan，nvrenxianshiyileng，danneizhangjingzhiwuxiadehuarongrengbaohanzheshaqi，yaoyaqiechidao：“neiniguolaibuhuixianqiaomenma？”
“wozenmezhidaomenguanzhe，limianhaiyourenganghaozaihuanyifu。”songchekuxiaodao。
“nihaixiao？nanbuchengzheihaishiwodecuole？”nvrenjizhuakuangyouqikudejiaodao。
她真是欲哭无泪了。
gangmangwanyitaishoushu，huilaixianghuanjianyifuquchifan，youyuqitayishengzheishihoudouquchifanle，huanyijiantxuyejiujimiaozhongdeshiqing，tagancuizhisuolewaimen，yizhiyuneijianwanquanbushefang。
jieguohaoqiaobuqiao，momingqimiaomaochulaiyigexinyisheng，haishounayaochizhijiechuanglejinlai，jihukuaibatadeqingbaishenzikanguangle！