第1章 老公,你好猛

“baoqianfuren,zongcaizhengzaimang……”

“meiguanxi,nixianxiaqu。”

linweiweidandantuikaizongcaishidemen,yirujiwangkandaoyifuxiangyandechangjing,yige**langdenvrenzhengzuozaiyisichendeshenshang,leisideduanqunzhiguazaiyaojian,shangxiadoushiguangde。

linweiweiguanmen,zouru,morandebiaoqingfangfoshenmedoumeiyoukandao,“sichen,yeyerangwomenxiabanqulaozhaichifan。”

yisichenlengxiaodinilelinweiweiyiyan,yandiyouzhechaofeng,“neihaibuqubangwotiaoyifu?”

linweiweizhuanshenjinlefushedexiuxishi,pianke,shoushangduoleyitaoyifu,lanhuidechenshan,heisedexiku,lianlingdaihepidaidoupeihaole。

“linweiwei,nihaizhenshizuozuodelingrenexin。”

yisichenxianedishuozhe,jiuzheimedangzhelinweiweidemian,jiangshenshangdenvrenmengdibaodaobangongzhuoshang。

“啊!”

nvrenjiaohuyisheng,queshihenkuaijiangtuipanshangyisichendeyaojian,ranhoujiqiaodinizhelinweiwei,fengcishuo,“yuanlaiyifurenyouguanrenaozhandeyaxing,shizhidaozijizaichuangshishangzhuolie,suoyidasuanguanmozhexuexima?”

yisichenchixiaoyisheng,“neihaibunachunidekanjiabenshi?”

nvrenwenyan,lijimailideniudongzheshuisheyao,ranhoutiannidijiao,“laogongnihaomengya,nigangganghaiyaolerenjiazheimejiu,renjiashoubulela。”

yanqiandehuamianbukanrumu,linweiweidemousejianzhongyuyichujisitongchu。

zheiyangdechangjingfashengguoduoshaohui,tahaoxiangyijingjibuqing。

congyikaishidekuhandaoxianzaidemamu,tajuedezijidexinzangzhenshiyuelaiyuejianyingle。

jinlejinwuzhi,linweiweifangxiayifu,zhuanshen,“sichen,woxianqumailiwu,yixiaoshihou,wozaitingchechangdengni。”

pianke,sijijiangchekaidaoleguseguxiangdeyizhai,ketingli,zuoleyisichendeyeyehemuqinlingshufen。

yilaoyeduilinweiweishihuanxide,meiyanjiandaizhecixiangdexiaoyi,“weiweizuijinhaoxiangshoule,shigongzuotaixinkulema,haishisichenqifunile?”

linweiweiqianxiaozhejiangliwufangshangchaji,“yeyefangxin,sichenduiwohenhao。”

“he。”lingshufenchixiaoyisheng,“sichenjiranduinihenhao,neiweishenmezheimejiule,niliangehaizidoushengbuchu?renjiamujidouhuixiadan,nanbuchengwomenjiasichenqudeshizhibianzhongdeyeji?”

“shufennizenmeshuohuade,haizishengbuchu,nandaoshiweiweiyigerendewentima?”

yilaoyechenzhelian,youxielinglidikanxiangyisichen,“sichen,nizhangdale,yeyeyebuxihuanshuoxielaoshengchangtandehua,dannibiewangleweiweishinideqizi,biebiyeyezhendelaiguanni。”

yisichenyandishanguojisinao,biezheqi,shuo,“wozhidaole,yeye。”

“mingtianshizhoumo,jinwanjiuzhuxia,sichen,haibujiweiweijiacai。”

zaiyilaoyedeweiyanxia,yisichenzhinengbuqingbuyuandijilinweiweijialeyikuaizicai。

linweiweikanzhewanlidexianglaxie,zuijiaozichao。tazhidaotatihan,congbuchixie,quehaishijitajialexie。taguoran,henyaneta。

餐后。

linweiweiheyisichenhuifang,yisichenbaozaodichelechelingdai,lengxiaodidao,“linweiwei,nijuedewomenzheiyangyouyisi?weishenmebuzhudongxiangyeyetilihun,nihaiyaoexinwodaoshenmeshihou?”

linweiweixindiweici,tadefuqinshiyijiadeyuanding,congtaxiaoshihoujiandaoyisichendediyiyanjiudonglechunxin,dantazhidaoliangrenyunnizhibie,suoyiconglaizhiganmomodixihuan。

zhishisannianqian,yilaoyezaoyudaitu,tadefuqinsheshengxiangjiu,yilaoyebianjuedingrangtadangyijiadexifu。

yisichendangshiyouzijidebaiyueguang,weilekangzheng,haidaizheneibaiyueguangsiben,jieguozhongtuzaoyuchehuo,neibaiyueguangbeizhuangchenglezhiwuren。

yisichenyincihenshangleta,tazaitamendexinhunye,dangzhetademianwannvren,congcibucengxiaoting。

tawenzheiyangdehunyinyouyisima?

确实没意思。

tacongmingdejiugaizhudonglihun,tingzhizheiyangdebicizhemo,ketajinghaishibuyuanfangqi,tayiweizijidewenrounengruanhuatadeliqi,kezhongjiu,shibukenengma?

“你今晚睡沙发。”

yisichenjianlinweiweijiujiubuyu,raoguotajiujinleyushi,haibamenladepengpengxiang。

fangjianyishibiandesiji,zhidaoyounvyongsongjinliangbeiwenredeniunai。

linweiweipengzheniunai,xiaokouxiaokoudiqingchuo,fangfozheiyangnengwennuantajianglengdexin。

yisichenhenkuaijiuchuanzheyupaochulai,xiwanzaohuikouke,tanaqilingyibeiniunaijiuhediaobanbei,ranhouziguzidizaichuangshangkanshouji。

linweiweibeidangchenglekongqi,anrandijinleyushi,zhishi,buzhidaoshibushishuiwenyoudiangao,haishikongqiyouxiemen,linweiweixizhexizhe,jingjuedetouyunmuxuanwaijiahunshenzaoreleqilai。

“sichen……”linweiweiguozheyujin,nanshoudilakaiyimen,haimeikaikoushuohua,jiubeiyizhidazhangqiazhulehoulong,“linweiwei,niganjiwoxiayao!”

linweiweitongchuditaimou,genbentingbudongtazaishuoshenme,diwu,“sichen,tong,nikuaifangkaiwo……”

tagangxiwanzao,naibaisedejifuxiangshiyinghuaban**,neizhangfashidadaditiezailianjia,yujinxiagouhemingxian,huotuotuodeyinrenfanzui。

yisichenhuxizhilezhi,tineidexiehuoyouranjifen,yeyincigengjiayunnu,“linweiwei,nibujiushiyaowoshangnima,keniyiweizijinengruyuan?!”

yisichenzhuaizhelinweiweijiuwangwaituo,linweiweizhengzha,“sichenniyaozuoshenme……”

younvyongwenshengchulai,jiandaozheizhangshiheleyitiao,“shaoye,henwanleniyaodaishaonainaiqunali?”

“滚!”

yisichenlihouyisheng,zhuaizhelinweiweijiushangleche,jiezhe,youmenyicai,huxiaoerqu。

“sichen,wohaonanshou……”guokuaidechesuranglinweiweizhijuedenaodaidouyaozhale,ershenshanghaore,redetayaofafeng。

yisichenhunshenruchadijinbengzheshenti,tacikeyenanshou,ketazainanshou,doubuhuipenglinweiweizheigeexindenvren。

baoshijieyigejichatingzailejiubayitiaojie,yisichenjilengdikanzhebutingcengzheshuangtuidelinweiwei,jiangtacongchelizhuailexialai。

“bushiquenanrenma,jinwanjiusuilenideyi。”

yisichenlengxiaoyisheng,chekaitashenshangdeyujin,yonglidijiangtatuidaozaidi,jiezhe,yangzhangerqu。