第2章 咱们去哪里快活?

“xiaozi,woquannizuihaobuyaoduoguanxianshi,fouzehouguozifu!”

pangzijianyanghaojingranyouhuilaile,taochuyibafenglidebishou,xiongxiangbilu。

neijimingbangshoujianzhuang,yeganjintaochulebishou,yilianjingtididingzheyanghao。

“救命啊,救命!”

linxiaoyajianyanghaohuilaile,jiuxiangkandaolejiuxingyiyang,pinmingzhengzhazhe,zhishidangtakandaoneibangrentaochulebishou,limaguaiguaibishangzui,yanshenlichongmanlekongju。

zheiweilinjiadaxiaojie,pingshiguoguanleyangzunchuyouderizi,nalijianguozheizhongchangmian。

yanghaojiantayifuchuchukeliandeyangzi,wanquanmeiyoulegangcaidediaomanrenxing,renbuzhudiaokandao:“meinv,nigangcaibushishuowoshihuairenma,xianzairangwozheigehuairenlaijiuni,haoxiangbutaiheshiba。”

jianyanghaozheimeshuo,linxiaoyayishiyusai。

xiangxiangyeshi,gangcairenjiamingmingshizaibangtabaituomafan,tafeiyaoshuorenjiaxiangzhanbianyi,zheibushigouyaolvdongbinma。

linxiaoyaqingyaozuichun,cumeidao:“zhiyaoninengbawojiuchulai,wojiujinidaoqian,zheiyangxingbuxing?”

“ha,yijudaoqianjiugoulema?”

yanghaomiyandao:“nimeikanjiantamenshoulidouyoubishouma,gaobuhaokeshiyaoshoushangde,womaozheshengmingweixianbanijiuchulai,nandaoniyijudaoqiandehuajiuxiangdafawoma?chufei……”

“chufeishenme?”linxiaoyaganjinwendao。

yanghaonaonaotou,renzhenxianglexianghuidao:“chufeinidayingzuowonvpengyou,zenmeyang?fanzhengwozhangdeyebuchou,neifangmiandenengliyehenqiang,genwozaiyiqi,nibuhuichikui。”

neifangmiandenengli?jianyanghaoyizhidingzhezijishenshangluankan,linxiaoyayixiazicaidaoletashuodeshinafangmiandenengli。

ziranshinanrendouhuiyinyiweihaodegunchuangdangongfu。

“ni……ni**!”linxiaoyaqiaolianyihong,renbuzhubaolecukou。

yanghaopieleyiyannazhebishoudepangzi,lengxiaodao:“wojiusuanzai**,yemeizheijigeren**ba,nikantamenyilianjikedeyangzi,kendingzaojiupobujidaixiangbanidaidaomeirendedifang,ranhou……”

huashuodaoyiban,yanghaojiubeizhizhulehuatou,jiletayige‘nidongde’yanshen。

linxiaoyahedehuarongshise,jinyaozuichundao:“hao,wodayingni,zhiyaoninengbawocongtamenshoulijiuchulai,wojiuzuoninvpengyou。”

“一言为定!”

yanghaolianshangyixi,niutouduipangzihetadebangshouhandao:“geerjige,gangcainimenyetingjianle,zhiyaowonengjiuxiazheiweimeinv,tajiudayingzuowonvpengyou,weilewohoubanshengdexingfu,burunimenzijigundanzenmeyang,wojiudangshenmeshiqingdoumeiyoufashengguo。”

“heng,sidaolintoulehaiganzaizheilizhuangbi,dajiayiqishang,jiwonongsita!”

pangzihuileyixiashoulidebishou,lvxianchaoyanghaochongleguoqu。

zhijiantashoulideneibabishoushanzhehanguang,zhichongyanghaodexiongkouciqu。

“xiaoxin!”linxiaoyazhongyuliangxinfaxian,zaipangbiandashengtixingdao。

yanghaozuijiaoyiqiao,yankanpangzideneibabishoujiuyaociguolai,tabutuifanjin,yigejianbuchongshangqu,weiweiceshen,zuoshouzaipangzishouwanshangyipai,tongshiyoushouxiangqianyitan。

“咝!”

pangzizhijuedeshouwanshangyima,denghuiguoshenlai,shoulidebishouyijingbeiduifangduoleguoqu。

“buxiangsidehua,jiuganjingundan!”

yanghaobawanzheshoulidebishou,lengshengduipangzihedao。

yucitongshi,yanghaoshenshangsihusanfachuyigulinglideqichang,rangpangzihetadetonghuoshunjianganshoudaoyigulengyi。

zheirenjueduibuhaore!zhongrenxinlitongshimaochulezheigeniantou。

“撤!”

pangzibuzaiyouyu,huihuishou,zhongrenlikeshouqijiahuo,kaizhemianbaochecongmanglikailezheili。

“laopo,tamenyijinggunle,jiexialaizanmenqunalikuaihuo?”

gangshuowan,yanghaojiushenshouchaolinxiaoyadenenbaixiaoshoumoleguoqu,dongzuoneijiaoyigexianshu。

“qie,gangcaiwojiushishuozhewanerde,niyedangzhen?”

linxiaoyapaikaiyanghaodexianzhushou,zhuanshenjiuzou。

“wei,meinv,xianbiezou,zanmendeshiqinghaimeishuowan……”

qingjizhixia,yanghaoshenshouchaolinxiaoyadeoubaishoubeizhualeguoqu。

zhishimeixiangdaolinxiaoyazoudetaikuai,yanghaomeiyouzhuadaotadeshoubei,quexiayishichedaoletadequnzi。

zaijiashangtayongliguomeng,zhiting‘chila’yisheng,yanghaojingranyibachediaolelindameinvdequnzi。

静,死一般的宁静。

jinjiezhe,yishengjianjiaoxiangchetiankong。