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我的室友喜欢卖蠢。
woshenqingzhuxuejin，tarengdiaowodeshenqingshu，duduzuishuo，xiaobendanbuzhidaozhuxuejinhaixuyaoshenqingshua。
shiyouzaisusheshuijue，taeyipaixiachouzhaofapengyouquanchaoxiao，beizhuiwenhouaonaopaipainaoguadao，xiaobendanhaiyiweimeigerenshuijuedouxiangzijizheimekeaini。
tuanzhishudeshenghuoyongpin，tasanfanwucitouzoubingqieguazaiershoupingtaipaimai，beifaxianhouwuguzhayanjingshuo，xiaobendanzongshirenbudezijidedongxini。
jiranzheimexihuanmaichun，neiwomenbixufahuifengxianjingshen，zhulishiyouchengweibendan。
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“liyun，niyoumeiyoukanjianwodepinkunshenqingshuheziliao？”wokanzhekongdangdangdezhuomian，kanzheliyun。
“shenmeshenqingshua？”liyunduzhezui，yilianzhuangchundeyangzi。
“jiushiwojintianshangwufangzaizhuozishangdeziliao，xiawuliangdianjiuyaojiaole，jintianshangwujiunizaisushe，nijiandaoguoma？”wokanzheliyunzhuanglongzuoyadeyangzi，xinzhongturanyongxianlebuhaodecaice。
liyunyizhikaozhemaibendanrenshe，bianxiangyaoqiuwomenbangta。
burendelu，meifaqushitang，rangwomenbangmangdaifan；buhuidingnaozhong，xuyaowomentiantianjiaota，bangtazhanzuo；buhuizuozuoye，jingchangchaowomende；changchangbukanbanjiqunlidedongxi，zhiqiuwomenbangmang。
suiranwuyu，danshiyankandasile，jiukuaibiyele，duoyishiburushaoyishi。
zaijiashang，liyunshigeguer，wojialiyezhiyouwaipo，zongganjuexinxinxiangxi，zongshiduitakuanrongyixie。
zuijin，womangzhezhunbeiyanjiushengkaoshi，tinglezhiqiandejianzhi，zheibipinkunshengbuzhu，duijiajingkunnandewoshifenzhongyao，woburenxinzijinianguobanbaidewaipozaiwaimianjiankongpingzi。
“aiya，woshenmedoubuzhidao，wonanidedongxizuoshenme，renjiazhishiyigexiaobendana。”liyunlimayankuangtonghong，leizhuguazailianshang。
“dajiadoushishiyou，xiaobendanshenmedoubuzhidaoa，wuwuwu。”liyunjiaorouzaozuodeniuguotoulai，wozhijuedeyougunuhuo，zhenshishoubulele。
“liyun，nikanjianjiukanjian，kanbujianjiukanbujian，yanranzhishiwenwenni，nibieyifuwomendanideyangzixingma？”chenleizouguolai，zhanzailiyunmianqian，“nitiantianyifuweiquyangzijisheikana，zenme，dajiadoushishiyou，wenniyijuhuadoubuxingle？”
chenleishigeshuangkuaideguniang，shigehenzhangyideren，zuishikanbuguanliyunzhuangmozuoyang，pingrili，chenleibujingchangdaizaisushe，jinliangbimianheliyunjiaoliu，chenleizongjuedekanjianliyunzhuangshadeyangzijiumomingshengqi。
weilesushehexie，tahenshaoheliyunfashengkoujiao。
“yanran，wowenlelaoshi，nixianzaiganjinqunongba，ganzaixiawukaihuizhiqianjiuhao。”
chengkeshiwomenbandetuanzhishu，tashigewenjingguniang，“yanran，nibieji，womenfentouxingdong，nibaziliaodayinchulai，woheleileiquzhaolaoshiqianzi，meishide，haishikeyishenqingshangde。”
wokanzheshenbianbangwochutoudechenleihexiangbanfadechengke，xinzhongmanshigandong。“xiexienimen，wozheijiuganjinqudayin。”
“nimenzenmehuishi，wohaizaizheili，xiaobendanxuyaoanwei。”liyunkanzhewomensangerenwushileta，limianyoukaishiyifuzuoyaodeyangzi，tabumandetizhetui，yixiazichuaifanleshenbiandelajitong，beijianchengsuipiandeziliaoyixiazisanlegemandi。
quansushedouchenmole，tangzaidishangdezhengshiwodepinkunshenqingziliao。
“liyun，wozhendexuyaozheibiqian，wobumingbainiweishenmeyaoguyinonghuaiwodeziliao，zongzhi，woxianzaiyaoquzaonongyifen，nizuihaozhunbeiyigeheshidejieshi，fouze，wojiugaosufudaoyuan。”woqiangrenhuo，taochuleshouji，jidishangdeziliaopaileyizhao，haihaodouliuyoubeifen，wohuojihuoliaodepaoquzhunbeile。
“liyunzhendeshiyuelaiyueguofenle，tounipinkunshengziliaoganshenmea。”chenleizaiyibianfenmenbuping，wozhijuedetaiyangxuetutude。
zhongyu，ganzaijieshuzhiqian，wojiaoshangleziliao，buchuyiwai，keyishunlishenqingshangle，zheibiqianzugouzhichiwokaoyanqiandekaizhile。
“yanran，nikuaikanzheigeshipin。”chengketuranlazhuwo。
wokanzhechengkedeshoujilideshipin，zhujiaozhengshiliyun，tajiaorouzaozuodeduzhezui，“renjiaconglaimeishenqingguopinkunsheng，wozhishixiangbangshiyouzhengliyixiazhuozi，dasaosusheweishengeryima，wozhishigerexindexiaobendaneryila，woxianggenshiyoudaoqianma，douguaiwotaibenla。”
liyunkaozhemaichunrenshexiyinleyidapifensi，pinglunqujihubeiwunaofensideanweichongmanle。
“yunyun，shihaoxinma，tazhishigexiaobendan。”
“xiaosile，zhendehaoben，haoai。”
ouerjitiaozhiyidepinglunyehenkuaibeiyalexiaqu。
“liyunnijigeyisi？”wonazheshoulideshipin，liyunzhengbainongzhetadehuazhuangpin，huoxianggekaipingkongque。
liyunzikaishizuowanghongyilai，jiujingchangyebuguisu，meimingqiyue，xiaobendanyaohefensiqingjiaozhanghaodefazhanfangxiang。
“xiaobendanzhishixiangzaiwangshangdaoqianma，wozheiyanghaibuxingma？”liyunjiazheshengyinshuodao。
“nijiushizheimedaoqiande，pinglunququanshimayanrande。”chenleinaguoshoujifanzhepinglunqu，“nizheishizaiyindaowangbao！”
wolazhushenpangdechenlei，zheishiwoheliyundeshiqing，bunengqianchedaochenlei，“liyun，bashipinshanle，jintianwozouzhiqianliuxialezhaopian，niyebuxiangwonaodaodaoyuanneiliquba。”
“liyun，shandiaoba。”chengkezaipangbianquandao。
liyundeyanshenshanguoyisibuman，“haola，xiaobendanshandiaojiushila。”tadangzhemianshandiaoleshipin，zhishi，wozhuyidaotadebiaoqingyinhen。
“yanran，tashibushixiangheniqiangzheigepinkunshengminge。”chengkekanzhewomanliandanxin。
“nikankantazaizhibojiantiaotiaowudoubuzhineixiebuzhule。”chenleizaiyibianbumandeshuo。
“womeishide，nimenbuyongdanxinwo。”