xuqingqichuangshuxi，huazhuanghuanyifu，zuilihengzhezhaobudaodiaodege，shituyongsuosuidedongxibazheijianshiduitadeyingxianggaiguoqu。
yiqiezhunbeijiuxu，tashengzhuangdabanqudengdianti，pianpiandiantilimianyouliyifeng，tachadianyinaodaizhajinqule，youhouchebanbutuichulai，guzhidedingzhejiaobeibuqukanliyifeng。
erta，sihubingbucare,yijiuweicezhetoutingxiashujianghua，congtoudaoweimeiyouyinweixuqingdechuxianerchuxianyisibiaoqingdebianhua。
xuqingtounaoyirepaoquzouloutile。
“臭男人！”
“xingkuizaojiudalehpv。”
“王八蛋！”
zouyijiexinlimayiju，gaogenxiedadadadechuozailoutishang，meiyihuitazijijiushoubuzhule，dalazhenaodaidachuanqi。
kankancengbiao，julidinglouhaiyouershiceng，xuqingxieleqi，dasuandengyihuihaishiquchengdianti，weimianzaiheliyifengpengshang，xuqingtuolegaogenxiezaifushoushangkaozhedeng。
jiuzaitajuedeshijianchabuduokeyihetacuokailedeshihou，toudingdefangxiangchuanlaileshuxideshengyin。
“tongjie，shaolinsonghuilaile。”
“huilailezhenghao，gongzuoshibushizaojiulianxihaoyingxiaohaolema，jiwowangsilicai。”
“keshitongjie，qingyisequanshiheigaodehualurenhuichajuedaodeba。”
“nizenmezheimeduohua，kunbangdanghongmingxingbaihuailurenyuanzheizhongshihaiyongwojiaoma？”
suihoushiyourenlikaidejiaobusheng，zhangziyijiaoleneirenyisheng，dingzhuleyiju“bierangwolaogongzhidao”zhihoujiuchedianjingle。
xuqingpingzhuhuxi，youzhongtoudingxuanleyibajiandeganjue，zenmezijijiuzheimedianbei，haipengshangzheizhongshile，wanyibeitamenfaxian……xuqingzaiguowaidailejiniansixiangdoubiandebuqieshijile，liansharenmiekouzheizhongkenengdoubenglechulai。
zhangziyihaimeizou，xuqingyidiandongjingdoubuganfachulai，gengbieshuotiqiankailiule。
shaolinsongshishei，taweishenmeyaoheita？
xuqingxiangzhetahuiquzhihoudehaohaolejieyixiaguoneiyulequandehuanjingle，bijingliyifengyeshizaineigequan……pei！
xuqingshuofuzhezijibuyaoqulihuishaolinsongshishei，shangmianzhangziyideshengyinyouchuxianle。
tazheicimingxianshidadianhua。
shengyinrouruan，yuqiheshan，kaikoujiujiaoleyishengshaolinsong。
xuqingjianzhidadieyanjing，zheirenqianrenhoubianlianyetaikuaileba。
zhandetuidoufadoule，youxintengxinqunzishebudezuozaidishang，xuqingyingshengshengyoutingleershifenzhong，ershifenzhonghouzhangziyizouletacaichuqu。
daoledinglouzhihouyanhuiyijingkaishile，manchangdoushiyizhehualidejunnanmeinv，yourendanzheshuhuandegangqinqu，jiezouhebanlandedengguangduiying，shierjulieshanshuoshierrouhehuaguo。
huichangdaochudouyouxiaokuaidexianshipingzaibofangjiudianxuanchuanpian，suoyiguangxianmeineimean，buzhiyurangqianlaixuanchuandexuqingzhuaxia。
tameizhaodaopanle，danzhaodaolehetayigeleixingdexiaomingxing，duidaitamenxuqingyourenyouyu，meiyihuijiudaolehuliuweixintielian**dedibu。
xuqingdepinpai“yousheng”zhugongnianqingshichang，zuosirendingzhi，mubiaoquntimingque。xuqingzhengchangdouzaiguanchabinkededaban，panduanxiaofeishuipingheshehuidiwei，ranhouzhudongchuji。
tachenglexianchangbifuwushenghaihuoyuedecunzai。
zaijiankonglikanjiushiyizhisichuluancuandebaihaozi。
liyifengqujiankongshikanjiankongdemudeshizhaozhangziyi，jieguomuguangyizhibeizhongjianzuidadeyanhuijiankongxiyin。
kandaoxuqingzaijiaoluolibuzhuang，yongshoujipingzhaozhetiaotianpin，yicicicongjingguodefuwushengtuopanlinajiu，zhuanzhequandexiangnannvzhanshishenshangdeyifu。
怎么看都蠢。
liyifengmuguangsuodingdaoyigenazhexiangjidezhangfananrenshenshang，tayupandaoneishixuqingdexiayigemubiao。
yupandehenzhun，danfanle，nanrenzhudongquzhaodexuqing。
suihouliyifengbiankandaoneizhibaixizhuangdehaoziyaoshenyibianheheiserongweiyiti，heisedezhensilifuqunchadianrangliyifengkanzouleyan，yizhuanshen，gengshiluchuyidapiandeluobei。
nanrenjuqixiangjiduizhunxuqing，tapeihedebaichugezhongzhanshizishi，jinjulipaihoubeitexieshihaimoxunanrenzaibeishangmoleyiba。
liyifengdeshixianqingpiaopiaodeyidaolebiechu。