taqidezuichunfadou，zenmeyemeiliaodao，jingranbeiyigeruchouweiqiandechouxiaozibaileyidaoer!
tazirenweijiangzijiguoqudeheilishiyinmandehenhao，jishiyuandaodishizenmechadaode?
sangyuchucikeganjuezijixiangshizuocuoleshenmeshiyiban，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan：“dui......duibuqi......”
tabuzhidaozijiweishenmeyaoshuoduibuqi，sihumuqinbuxiwangtachuxian，yebingbuzhidaotalaizheilideshi。
kezhiqiantamenfenmingshuo，shimuqinyaojietaguolaide......
guoleshifenzhong，luxueyaozhujianlengjingxialai，duisangyuchushuodediyijuhuashi：“siyatou，nihaicanwole!”
zheijuhua，jihushicongyafenglijichulaide。
sangyuchuyizhibiezhedeyanleizhongyujuedi，tadecunzaiyuanlaibingbubeirenherenqidai，suoyoudeqiwanghuanmie，yadetashouruodejianbangdalalexialai，suizheqiangrendewuyan，qingqingdoudong。
luxueyaokanzhexinfan，jiaolaiyongren：“xianbatadaixiaqushoushiyixia，bierangtadaolaoyezigenqianhuangyou。”
zheiyiwan，sangyuchushuizaiyongrenfangli，tingjianzhaizilidezhengchaoxiangcheledabanye。
tatingbuqingzhengchaodeneirong，dantingdechumuqindeshengyin。
tatongkudebazijiguojinbeizilisisiwuzhuerduo，weilebukuchushenglai，shengshengjiangzuichunyaopo。
buyaota，weishenmeyaobatashengxialai?
翌日。
kansipinghedezaoshang，jizhairuodadefantingliquebotaoyongdong。
jijiafuzimianduimianzuozaicanzhuoqian，jiyunhaidelianseshifennankan：“kanlaipingriliwohaishitaizongrongnile。”
“he。”jishiyuanbujinfachuyishengqingchi，shenchendemouzili，jinshihuian。
buguanbuwen，yesuanzongrongme?
tadefanyinggouqilejiyunhaigengdadebukuai，kuanhoudeshouzhangzaizhuomianpaichuyishengjuxiang：“nixiaoshenme?!”
jishiyuanwuweidesongsongjian：“juedehaoxiaojiuxiaole。”
可不就是好笑么?
pingshibuguantachuangleduodadehuo，jiyunhailianmatadoulande。
rujinjiuyinweitabaneigenvrenjieguohunyouguohaizideshiertanzailemingmianshang，jiyunhaijingrandaqingzaojiuzhaotadebutongkuai。
jiyunhaibaonuerqi：“chouxiaozi，jijiahailunbuzhenishuolesuan!nizheifuyinyangguaiqideyangzi，gennimayigedexing!”
jishiyuanqingkouzaizhuoyandeshouzhimudeshoujin。
turan，jijiangranqidexiaoyan，beitingyuanlixiangqidechaonaoshengjieduan。
luxueyaolazheshuiyanxingzhongdesangyuchudashengkuhaozhewangmenkoubenqu：“nizouba，buguannishisishihuo，wodougubushangnile，sheimeiyougenianqingbudongshideshihou?womingbubinihao，yaoguaijiuguainineigaisidedie!shitahuilewo，yehuileni......”
sangyuchushibeiluxueyaocongbeiwolishengshenglinchulaide，shenshangzhichuanzheyijiandanyi。
hanlengheerbiandehaokujiangtaxunsulahuixianshi，zuotiantacaigangjiandaomuqin，shenzhihaimeilaidejixuxujiu，jiuyaobeiganzou......
tadongshidemeiyoufankang，zuoyedezhengchaoshenghaiyingraozaierbian，tazhidao，mamayehenweinan，huoxubingfeiwanquanbuaita，duiba......?
zheidongjing，chenggongxiyindaolejizhaishangxiasuoyourendezhuyi，ziranyebaokuozaifantingdejijiafuzi。
jiyunhaihenhennilejishiyuanyiyan，yayizhenuhuoqishenchuqu。
jishiyuanmeiyougenshangqu，zhishinuobudaochuangbianyilianxixuedeqiaozhetingyuanli‘changxi’denvren。
luxueyaoshengdemeiyan，shuyuneizhongnongyanmeiren，jibianwuzhuangrongyenengqiaochujifenyaoyan。
xushizuoyedezhengchaorangtawumian，yehuoxushikeyide，tameiyouhuazhuang，xiandeshifenqiaocui。
shenshangchulegouleshenduandeshuiqunzhiwai，zhipizheyijianbobodewaitao，zuichunbeidongridehanfengchuideganzaofanbai，duolejifenbingtaidemei，zhenzhenshiwojianyoulian。
jiandaojiyunhai，luxueyaoyanleiluodeqiadaohaochu，zhenzhulisidetangguolianjia，jiangdongdesesefadoudesangyuchupiezaiyipang，shentiyiwai，kaozailejiyunhaihuaizhong：“yunhai，shiwoduibuzhuni，meiyoushixiantanbai，kewoyeshinianqingbudongshibeiqipian，sheidouyoufancuodeshihou，wogenlenizheimeduonian，yizhibenbenfenfen，nishizhidaode......”
jiyunhainianjinsishicaiyoudejishiyuanzheigeerzi，rujintayiguobanbai，danyiranshenxingtingba，shangnengbuzhuodaonianqingshidefengmao，meirenzaihuai，daoyebuweihe，fanerxiandeshifenhexie。
tataishoujianghuaizhongnvrenshaoshaogekai，chenshengkaikou：“laidoulaile，jiuliuxiaba。”
zheihuayichu，buguangluxueyaohesangyuchu，lianchuanghoudejishiyuandoujingdelengzhule。