ziyue:meinvbulou,qiandaowangua。
wolouzhulinpingping,fengkuangdiwenta。
ranerqinlemeiliangmiao,taqueturantuikailewo。
“nikoushuihaokua......”linpingpingyongshoubeidangzhuzui。
“zheibushidengnidengdezhejidema.....”wogangadejieshi:“wolaizhiqianshuayale,zhishiyouchoulelianggenyan。”
“zhidaoyaorangwohuaiyun,haichouyan?nixiangrangwoshenggeshaziya?”linpingpingyouxiebukaixin。
wobuyanyu,youkaishiqintadebozi,yidiandianwangxia,yuguangsaoxiangneibeiyiwubaoguozhedegouhe。
“eiyou!nibielaoqinwoya,qindeshenshangdoushikoushuiweier,huijiarangpopowenjian,”linpingpingyonglidetuiwo,wunaipalameilahoupaikongjiantaixiao,tagenbenduobukai。
wozhoumeidao:“nizheirenbujiangli,zheichehoupaikongjianzheimexiao,woyou1mi83,wobuqinni,zheizuiwangnaerge?nijianeimeyouqian,bushuokailiangdaglai?”
“eiyou!bieshuole,womenzhuajinshijianba。”
jianlinpingpingzheimeji,woshenshoumoxiangtadeyaojian,zhunbeichexiatadekuzi。
tongshixinliyeyongqileyisibushuang。
zheinaxiangshinanhuannvai,gengxiangshiwanchengrenwu。
linpingpingduiwoyousuoqiushizhende,dantademudexingtaiqiang,hewohuanyuzhishiweileyaohaizi,haowuxiangwodeyisi。
nandao,wojiushigerangtashouyundegongjuma?
buxing,wodezuodianshenme......
wolouzhutadeyao,shuangshouyonglianxiangtadeyaoyan,ranhouxiangshenyuxuehuadong,jiezheguanjiechumengyatadeyangyaoguanxue,zaiyongliyiti,dizhutadeweizhongxue。
“ngheng!a!”linpingpingshenzimengyizhan,xiangbeidianjileyiyang,naodaiwulidepazailewodejianshang。
“acheng,nianwonaerle?eee,haoma,haoteng,hao...haoshufu。”linpingpingzhanshengdao。
womeihangsheng,jixuanzhaodaoshijiaowode“sanyangkaiyinfa”,duitayaobudexueweijinxing**。
zheishiwodiyicichangshijiangzheitaoshoufayongzairendeshenshang,meixiangdaoxiaoguozheimehao!
自己也是格外吃惊!
“achengbuyaole,bie!wozhenpabiebuzhu,niaonikuzishang。”linpingpinghunshenwulidehangchizhe,zuijiaoerdehalazidouliulexialai。
“shuo,niaiwo。”wozuibacoudaotaerbian,qingqingdiyaotadeerchui。
“woaini,”linpingpingcikewanquanlunxianle,yiluanqingmidinanni:“congwodayikanjiannidalanqiudeshihou,jiuaishangnile。zheimeduonian,woyizhishenshendiaizheni。”
“ng?niaiwo?haishiainilaogong?”woxiaozhewen。
“nishuoni?wobuaini,huixiangzhejinishenghaizima?”linpingpingzheishihouyebuguanshenmeyanweibuyanweile,pengqiwodelianshenqingdewenlexialai,shetouyezhudongdesongjinlewodezuili,haifanshoubazijidetieshenxiaoyijizhailexialai。
wojianhuohouchabuduole,zhengzhunbeizhiruzhutideshihou,turanfaxian......daolushangyizhanzhanchedengliangqi,yiqunrenchaowomenchongleguolai。
wohehuaile,chadianzuobuchengnanrenle......
linpingpingyeshijinghuangdewuzhulezijidexiaobaitu,shoumangjiaoluandezhaoyifu。
“你老公来了?”
“不可能!”
......
“pengpengpeng!kaimenkaimen!”
lairenshijingdiqiaozhechemen,shoudiandengguangdeyingzhaoxia,wocaikanqingchu,yuanlaishijingcha。
jiandandechuanhaoleyifu,wodakailechemen。
“jingchatongzhi,woliangshiduixiang。”
“biefeihua!paichusuozouyitang!”
......
daolejingjuwocaizhidao,jintianwanshang,haichengshijinxinglesaohuangdafeidetebiexingdong。
paichusuodeguodaolidunleyizhangpai“fengchen”qishizudelaoniangmener,haiyouyigegechuitousangqidezhongniannanren。
zhenggezoulanglidoumimanzheliezhixiangshui,choujiaoyaziweierjiaozhizaiyiqideneiguziqiguaideqixi......
pingshirenjihanzhideshidigongyuanjuranshizheicixingdongdezhongdiandajiquyuzhiyi!
yourenfanying,fujindexiaoshulinlilaoyouwaidiliucuanzuoande“heijiaogan”congshibufahuodong,yongwandejishengyongpindaochuluanreng,jiqibuya。
youxiebudongshidehaizi,fangxuelushang,haijianqilaidangqiqiuchui,youdehaizizuibazishanghaizhanglepaozhen,kebajiazhangmenqihuaile。
buguowohelinpingpinghuxiangdouhenshuxile,tashenfenzhenghaomawodounengbeixialai,suoyijingchayemeizenmeweinanwomen,lejieqingchuhou,jiubawoliangjifangle。
dancongpaichusuochulaihou,shijiankejiubuzaole。
linpingpingshiyouqiyounao,yegubushangdaliwo,jielepopoyigedianhuahou,jiushoumangjiaoluandeqidonglechezi,yangzhangerqule。
kanzhepalameilaneixunheidongtaideliushuiweideng......woxinlishuobuchulaishishaziwei。
jinwansuiranmeibanchengshi,woyijiushineige26niandoumeipengguonvrendexiaonanren。
danqueyiwaidefaxianle“xindalu”。
yuanlaidaoshichengbuqiwo,tajiaodeneitaoshoufa,yongzairendeshenshangjuranyeyiyang!
yiqianneizaolaotouzijiwopigailunwendeshihouhaixiaoshengdigu:“zheirenna,qishigenhezhuchabuduo”。
wohaiyiweitazaimawobenni,meixiangdaorenjialingyoushenyi。
zhishiwonabuzhun,linpingpingzaicheshangduiwode“taidutubian”,daodishi“liangxinfaxian”dechengfenda,haishiwo“miaoshouhuichun”dechengfenda。
xiaciyoujihui,woyidingyaozaiyanzhengyixia。
zhihouyilianggexingqi,linpingpingdoumeilianxiwo,faxinxiyebuhui,woneiguzi“xiehuo”yizhixiebudiao,xinliyeshifanzao。
yitianwanshang,tadeweixinshipinturandalaile。
woxiangdoumeixiang,zhijiejietongle。
danjianlinpingpingguozheyitiaoyujincetangzaishafashang,mingxianshigangxiwanzao。
tajiazhuanghuangdeshehuazhiji,jianzhijiugenfanersaigongdianyiyang。
zheigeshihouwocaixiangdao,zijijialiluanzaozaode,haimeishoushini,doubeilinpingpingyilanwuyule。
“pingping,nizenmezhijieshipinguolaile,wojialihaimeishoushini?”woyouxiegangadeshuo。
linpingpinglvedaijiaoxiadexiaolexiao:“nishuonimeiyounvpengyou,woxiangtujijianchayixia。”
“he!”wokuxiaoleyixia:“nishuoni,duobujiangli,zijiyoulaogong,haiburangbierenzhaonvpengyou。”
“womeishuoburangnizhaoa,wozhishikankannichengbuchengshi,”linpingpingxiaozheshuo。
wodianzheleyigeneryan,dandingdechoulekou。
“youchouyan!”linpingpingjuezuijiaochendao:“niyaodangbabaderenle,jiubunengweihaizikaolvkaolv?”
woxiaozheshuo:“wokanniyebuzheji。”
“sheishuowobuji,bushiyizhimeijihuime,erqiewodepailuanqizaoguole,haidezaidengyigexingqicaidao,”linpingpingshuodao。
takanlekanwowuzilideqingkuang,ceyinxixudao:“acheng,nideriziguodehaoku。”
“ke!”wotanlekouqi:“neitianjingchaxingkuizhishisaohuang,yaoshizhuaqiongrendehua,wojiuchubulaile。”
“为啥?”
wokuxiaodao:“woqiongdedingdangxiang,linjuyizhijubaowozaoyinraomin。”
“gegege!”linpingpingxiaochengleyiduohua。
“wei,gennishanglianggeshi,”tameimaotiaoletiao,yilianhuaixiaodekanzhewo:“nishangciniewodeyao,niedetingshufude,nengbunengjiwolaogongdejiejieyenieyixia?”
“tajiejie?”woweiweizhoumei。
“duiya,”linpingpingshuo:“zheiyang,nibujiukeyizhengdaguangmingdelaiwojialema?ranhouzanliang,ng?”
“zheige,buheshiba,”woganjuelinpingpingzheijiahuoyufabukaopule,wozhishigeshouyi,pingshajirenjia**?
“pingping,woganjueniyoudianpiaole,youyinhuoshaoshendequshi。”wotixingdao。
“nifangxinba,”linpingpingzixinmanman:“wohetajiedeguanxihaozheni,lingwai,renjiakeshichengjianjudefujuzhang,nibaguanxichuhaole,yihouxiangzaihaichenggandianshaxiangmu,haibushihenqingsong?”