第2章 专业的威力

ziyue:meinvbulou,qiandaowangua。

wolouzhulinpingping,fengkuangdiwenta。

ranerqinlemeiliangmiao,taqueturantuikailewo。

“nikoushuihaokua......”linpingpingyongshoubeidangzhuzui。

“zheibushidengnidengdezhejidema.....”wogangadejieshi:“wolaizhiqianshuayale,zhishiyouchoulelianggenyan。”

“zhidaoyaorangwohuaiyun,haichouyan?nixiangrangwoshenggeshaziya?”linpingpingyouxiebukaixin。

wobuyanyu,youkaishiqintadebozi,yidiandianwangxia,yuguangsaoxiangneibeiyiwubaoguozhedegouhe。

“eiyou!nibielaoqinwoya,qindeshenshangdoushikoushuiweier,huijiarangpopowenjian,”linpingpingyonglidetuiwo,wunaipalameilahoupaikongjiantaixiao,tagenbenduobukai。

wozhoumeidao:“nizheirenbujiangli,zheichehoupaikongjianzheimexiao,woyou1mi83,wobuqinni,zheizuiwangnaerge?nijianeimeyouqian,bushuokailiangdaglai?”

“eiyou!bieshuole,womenzhuajinshijianba。”

jianlinpingpingzheimeji,woshenshoumoxiangtadeyaojian,zhunbeichexiatadekuzi。

tongshixinliyeyongqileyisibushuang。

zheinaxiangshinanhuannvai,gengxiangshiwanchengrenwu。

linpingpingduiwoyousuoqiushizhende,dantademudexingtaiqiang,hewohuanyuzhishiweileyaohaizi,haowuxiangwodeyisi。

nandao,wojiushigerangtashouyundegongjuma?

buxing,wodezuodianshenme......

wolouzhutadeyao,shuangshouyonglianxiangtadeyaoyan,ranhouxiangshenyuxuehuadong,jiezheguanjiechumengyatadeyangyaoguanxue,zaiyongliyiti,dizhutadeweizhongxue。

“ngheng!a!”linpingpingshenzimengyizhan,xiangbeidianjileyiyang,naodaiwulidepazailewodejianshang。

“acheng,nianwonaerle?eee,haoma,haoteng,hao...haoshufu。”linpingpingzhanshengdao。

womeihangsheng,jixuanzhaodaoshijiaowode“sanyangkaiyinfa”,duitayaobudexueweijinxing**。

zheishiwodiyicichangshijiangzheitaoshoufayongzairendeshenshang,meixiangdaoxiaoguozheimehao!

自己也是格外吃惊!

“achengbuyaole,bie!wozhenpabiebuzhu,niaonikuzishang。”linpingpinghunshenwulidehangchizhe,zuijiaoerdehalazidouliulexialai。

“shuo,niaiwo。”wozuibacoudaotaerbian,qingqingdiyaotadeerchui。

“woaini,”linpingpingcikewanquanlunxianle,yiluanqingmidinanni:“congwodayikanjiannidalanqiudeshihou,jiuaishangnile。zheimeduonian,woyizhishenshendiaizheni。”

“ng?niaiwo?haishiainilaogong?”woxiaozhewen。

“nishuoni?wobuaini,huixiangzhejinishenghaizima?”linpingpingzheishihouyebuguanshenmeyanweibuyanweile,pengqiwodelianshenqingdewenlexialai,shetouyezhudongdesongjinlewodezuili,haifanshoubazijidetieshenxiaoyijizhailexialai。

wojianhuohouchabuduole,zhengzhunbeizhiruzhutideshihou,turanfaxian......daolushangyizhanzhanchedengliangqi,yiqunrenchaowomenchongleguolai。

wohehuaile,chadianzuobuchengnanrenle......

linpingpingyeshijinghuangdewuzhulezijidexiaobaitu,shoumangjiaoluandezhaoyifu。

“你老公来了?”

“不可能!”

......

“pengpengpeng!kaimenkaimen!”

lairenshijingdiqiaozhechemen,shoudiandengguangdeyingzhaoxia,wocaikanqingchu,yuanlaishijingcha。

jiandandechuanhaoleyifu,wodakailechemen。

“jingchatongzhi,woliangshiduixiang。”

“biefeihua!paichusuozouyitang!”

......

daolejingjuwocaizhidao,jintianwanshang,haichengshijinxinglesaohuangdafeidetebiexingdong。

paichusuodeguodaolidunleyizhangpai“fengchen”qishizudelaoniangmener,haiyouyigegechuitousangqidezhongniannanren。

zhenggezoulanglidoumimanzheliezhixiangshui,choujiaoyaziweierjiaozhizaiyiqideneiguziqiguaideqixi......

pingshirenjihanzhideshidigongyuanjuranshizheicixingdongdezhongdiandajiquyuzhiyi!

yourenfanying,fujindexiaoshulinlilaoyouwaidiliucuanzuoande“heijiaogan”congshibufahuodong,yongwandejishengyongpindaochuluanreng,jiqibuya。

youxiebudongshidehaizi,fangxuelushang,haijianqilaidangqiqiuchui,youdehaizizuibazishanghaizhanglepaozhen,kebajiazhangmenqihuaile。

buguowohelinpingpinghuxiangdouhenshuxile,tashenfenzhenghaomawodounengbeixialai,suoyijingchayemeizenmeweinanwomen,lejieqingchuhou,jiubawoliangjifangle。

dancongpaichusuochulaihou,shijiankejiubuzaole。

linpingpingshiyouqiyounao,yegubushangdaliwo,jielepopoyigedianhuahou,jiushoumangjiaoluandeqidonglechezi,yangzhangerqule。

kanzhepalameilaneixunheidongtaideliushuiweideng......woxinlishuobuchulaishishaziwei。

jinwansuiranmeibanchengshi,woyijiushineige26niandoumeipengguonvrendexiaonanren。

danqueyiwaidefaxianle“xindalu”。

yuanlaidaoshichengbuqiwo,tajiaodeneitaoshoufa,yongzairendeshenshangjuranyeyiyang!

yiqianneizaolaotouzijiwopigailunwendeshihouhaixiaoshengdigu:“zheirenna,qishigenhezhuchabuduo”。

wohaiyiweitazaimawobenni,meixiangdaorenjialingyoushenyi。

zhishiwonabuzhun,linpingpingzaicheshangduiwode“taidutubian”,daodishi“liangxinfaxian”dechengfenda,haishiwo“miaoshouhuichun”dechengfenda。

xiaciyoujihui,woyidingyaozaiyanzhengyixia。

zhihouyilianggexingqi,linpingpingdoumeilianxiwo,faxinxiyebuhui,woneiguzi“xiehuo”yizhixiebudiao,xinliyeshifanzao。

yitianwanshang,tadeweixinshipinturandalaile。

woxiangdoumeixiang,zhijiejietongle。

danjianlinpingpingguozheyitiaoyujincetangzaishafashang,mingxianshigangxiwanzao。

tajiazhuanghuangdeshehuazhiji,jianzhijiugenfanersaigongdianyiyang。

zheigeshihouwocaixiangdao,zijijialiluanzaozaode,haimeishoushini,doubeilinpingpingyilanwuyule。

“pingping,nizenmezhijieshipinguolaile,wojialihaimeishoushini?”woyouxiegangadeshuo。

linpingpinglvedaijiaoxiadexiaolexiao:“nishuonimeiyounvpengyou,woxiangtujijianchayixia。”

“he!”wokuxiaoleyixia:“nishuoni,duobujiangli,zijiyoulaogong,haiburangbierenzhaonvpengyou。”

“womeishuoburangnizhaoa,wozhishikankannichengbuchengshi,”linpingpingxiaozheshuo。

wodianzheleyigeneryan,dandingdechoulekou。

“youchouyan!”linpingpingjuezuijiaochendao:“niyaodangbabaderenle,jiubunengweihaizikaolvkaolv?”

woxiaozheshuo:“wokanniyebuzheji。”

“sheishuowobuji,bushiyizhimeijihuime,erqiewodepailuanqizaoguole,haidezaidengyigexingqicaidao,”linpingpingshuodao。

takanlekanwowuzilideqingkuang,ceyinxixudao:“acheng,nideriziguodehaoku。”

“ke!”wotanlekouqi:“neitianjingchaxingkuizhishisaohuang,yaoshizhuaqiongrendehua,wojiuchubulaile。”

“为啥?”

wokuxiaodao:“woqiongdedingdangxiang,linjuyizhijubaowozaoyinraomin。”

“gegege!”linpingpingxiaochengleyiduohua。

“wei,gennishanglianggeshi,”tameimaotiaoletiao,yilianhuaixiaodekanzhewo:“nishangciniewodeyao,niedetingshufude,nengbunengjiwolaogongdejiejieyenieyixia?”

“tajiejie?”woweiweizhoumei。

“duiya,”linpingpingshuo:“zheiyang,nibujiukeyizhengdaguangmingdelaiwojialema?ranhouzanliang,ng?”

“zheige,buheshiba,”woganjuelinpingpingzheijiahuoyufabukaopule,wozhishigeshouyi,pingshajirenjia**?

“pingping,woganjueniyoudianpiaole,youyinhuoshaoshendequshi。”wotixingdao。

“nifangxinba,”linpingpingzixinmanman:“wohetajiedeguanxihaozheni,lingwai,renjiakeshichengjianjudefujuzhang,nibaguanxichuhaole,yihouxiangzaihaichenggandianshaxiangmu,haibushihenqingsong?”