第2章 南辞

laolaohenhuikanshier,sheijiachongzhuangleshenmedongxi,sheijiayaoqianfenkanzhai,douhuilaizhaota。

suoyilaolaozaicunliweiwanghengao,tashuodehuayibandajiadoushenxinbuyi。

jieshengpojianlaolaoruciduding,bianxinyiweizhen。

henkuai,zheishijiuzaicunlichuanbianle。

cunlirenchayufanhoubanzhexiaobandeng,zuozaicuntoushuxiakezheguazi,tanlundehuatijiushi:“nitingshuomei?laoshenjiaxiuyanshenglegexiaozhechulaideyatou,maoyuenianneilaopozijikanle,shuoshiniangniangming。”

“shima?yuenianbushuozijijiarenbunengjikanma?shuoshiyoujihuini……”

“neijiubuzhidaole,shuochuerjiunaosheng,jieguoyingtuodaochusancaishengchulai,zheihaizibushifujiushihuoa……”suihoujiuyourenjieshangtadehua,shifenbuxiedifanzhebaiyan:“shenmeniangniangming,sheibuzhidaolaoshenjiayouduoxihuanxiaozi?zheishixiuyanmeishengchulaigedaibaerde,maoyuenianpatajiayanyatouzailaoshenjiayihouderizibuhaoguo,suoyicaizheimeshuode。”

“你说的也在理!”

……

dangran,yigebaguataolunbuletaijiu,jiuhuibeiqitabaguasuoyangai。

guolejinian,yejiumeirenzaijidewozheimegeyatoupianzideshile。

shenjiazaizenmebudaijianwo,yeyezuizhonghaishijiwoqulegemingzi。

neitianwanshangnainaihuidaofangjianhou,yeyewenta:“shengle?”

nainaimeihaoqideshuoleju:“shigeyatou。”

yeyezuilidiaozheyan,chensileyihuier,yonglixileyikou,bansuizhetuchudemengmengyanwushuoleju:“jiaoshennanciba……”

nanci?nanchi?nanciqijiu?nancibeiwan?

wulunzenmejieshi,doubushiyigedaiyouhaoyuyidemingzi……

womaduiyuwodedaolai,daoshidaxinyanlidegaoxing,danshijialirendeliansequeshitainankanle,tahaideyingfuxingzailehuodedanianghekanrenaobupashidadegugu,suoyizuoyuezideshihou,bingmeiyoudedaoshenmehaodezhaogu。

zhengritoutoudemoyanlei,zuihouyemeizuohaoyuezi,yanjinghailuoxialebing。

laolaoneishihouyeshijingchangzaijiatanqi,danxinwomennianglianger,youbuhaojingchangwangnainaijiaqukanwomen,zhihaolunzhefanderangwodejiujiumenwangnainaijiasongxiechide,shunbiankankanwomaguodezenmeyang。

erwo,zhengtianchulechinai、shuijue、jibenshangjiushifadai……

congchushengneiwanyizhixiaohou,wozaiyemeixiaoguo,yebukunao。

danwohebiedehaizibuyiyangdeshi,wodeyanjingyichangdeliang!

danshiquemeiyoushen,zongxiangkongdongdongside……

womazongbaozhewoshuo:“womencicideyanjingzhenpiaoliang,xiangtianshangdexingxing,shanshanfaliang。”

而我爸呢……

tasihubingbuxihuanwo,meitianmangwanhuijiayeconglaibubaowo,youyicibuzhidaofengcongnabianchui,tachuqidebaolewoyici,wojingranbujimianzideniaoletayishen……

tashunjiantebiexianqidebaworengdaolechuangshang,womaxintengdeyibabawolanleguolaibaozaihuaili,fafengsihanzhe:“shendawei,**youmaobingba?zheishininver,bushibuwawa!”

youjuhuazenmeshuo?weimuzegang!

wobaconglaimeijianguowomazheimefafengdeyangzi,huoxushiwomakanzhejialirendeliansetaiduole,rijiyueleide,xinliyeyouyiguyuanqiwuchufaxie,zhongyurenbuzhubaofale……

neigeniandaiyoujigeziyoulianaide,doushiliangjiarenzhaogemeirenjieshaoyixia,kanzheheshijiukeyitanhunlunjiale。

erwobamaqueshipotianhuangdeziyoulianai,womanianqingdeshihouzhangdeneijiaoyigepiaoliang,shuoshicunhuayebuguofen,haoduoxiaohuozidoudianjiwoma。

wolaolaodangshijiugaosuwoma,yidingbunengzhaobizijixiaode,xiaoyitiandoubuxing,rizihuiguobuzhang。

wolaolaojiaduitamendehunyinshibingbuzantongde,juedewobataibuchengshu,aiwanaihejiu,suiranwobasuanshidangshideguanerdaiba,zhangdeyebucuo,danshizenmekanyebuxiangzhengjingguoriziren。

erwobazhuiwomadeshihoubawomahongdetianhualuanzhui,haimanlezijidesuishu,yingshengshengdengdaolingzhengneitian,womacaizhidaozijibitadayisui。

wolaozhidaohoushuoleju:“nieyuana!gailaidedangbuzhu…”

hunhoutamenliangdeguanxiyehaisuanmeihao,womaxianliangxiaoshun,wobaduiwomayehaikeyi……

zhidaowodechusheng,yiqiedoubianle。

wobameitianliangehaoliansedoumeiyou,yikaikoujiushimaiyuan,shenzhilianggerenyijingmeishenmehuashuo……

womakenengyejuedezheiyangderizitaguogoule……zhendegoule……

……

后来,他们离婚了。

daobushiyinweitamenliangganqingzhendepoliedaoguobuxiaqudechengdu,ershiyinwei,cunlirendoushuowoshigeshazi。

zhidaosansuiduo,wodoubuhuishuohua。

bujinjinshibushuohua,lianbiaoqingyemeishenmexinuaile,daidaibanbandedengzheyishuangyouliangyoukongdongdedayanjing,kanzheyichangguaiyi……

womabaowoqushilideyiyuanzuoceshi,yishengshuowodetingliheshengdaibingmeiyouwenti,ranhouyouzuolenaobujiancha,yemeifaxianyoushenmequexian。

laolaoshuo,womanmanjiuhuihaode,zheibushibing。

kewomahaishizheji,daochuzhaorenjiwokanbing。

yushi,cunlirenchayufanhouyoutianlexinbagua,shuolaoshenjianeigenvwawa,shigeshazi。

wodiyicishuohuashi,womadouyaohesile,neishihoutahaimeihewobalihun,yiranzhuzainainaijia。

neitian,wohuranzhizhejialishouyinjidefangxiang,daidaideshuoleju:“yeye,laoyeye。”

keneigedifangbingmeiyouzhanren。