第1章 你也配做我林家上门女婿?

“nihao,qingwenzheilishiyejiama?”

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yushi,chenluobianlaidaolezheili。

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“nishishei?zenmejinlaide?”

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“wojiaochenluo,woshilai……”chenluobingmeiyoubeizhongniannanzifennudemoyangsuoyingxiang,kaishijieshaoziji。

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“zhei**,pashibuxiangganleba?paonaliqule?!”zhongniannanzichenshengnurandao。

“我……”

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“meizuoshenme,jiushirangnilengjingyixia!”chenluodanrandao。

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“wangguanjia,nimenzhanzaizheilizuoshenme?tayoushishei?”laofurendeshengyinhenxiao,xiandefeichangdexuruo。

“我是来找人的!”

haibudaiwangguanjiashuoxieshenme,chenluodeshengyinturanxiangqi。

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ranhoukanxiangchenluo,danrandao:“suiwojinquba!”

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menweiahuzaiyuandidunledun,henshiyihuo:“zenmewangguanjiajintianxiangshibianlegerenside,juranzheimehaoshuohua?”

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“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”linchengwendao。

chenluobubeibukangdehuida:“wojiaochenluo!”

“来我家作甚?”

“做上门女婿!”

linchenghechenluoyiwenyida,wenderenmanbujingxin,daderenzefeichangrenzhen。

“做上门女婿?”

linchengtingdaochenluodehuida,biaoqingjiweiguguai,lianshanglijishengqilejifengdexiaorong:“wodequeyouyigenver,chuguoliuxuejinxieshiriyinggaiyekuaihuilaile!”

“但是,你配吗?”

qulingzeshizhijiedaxiaodao:“niyepeizuowolinjiadeshangmennvxu?yebuzhaozhaojingzi,kankannizijishifushenmedexing?!”

chenluozhoumei:“linjia?zheibushiyejiama?”

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“kanlaishiwoxuncuojiamen,daraole,zhuwei!”

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