tasanxiawuchuerjiangyirencao**，gubudeqingxizhijieyongsuishitouzalan，bayijingsidiaodeshuangweiwugongdexuejichulaihunzaiyiqifangdaoyibian，jiezheyunaoxuebabishoujiandandexiaoleyixiaduzhihou，zaitashoushangshoushangdedifanghualegeshizixingdedaokou，jiangduxuebichulai，keshizheixiaoguoweihuqiwei，yunaoxuexianglexiang，juedezijidongzuixihaikuaixie。
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waitouyouyudujianbai，tianmashangyaoliangle。
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tagangcaiyemeiyouzhaodaoguanyuzheinanrenshenfendewujian。
gengyaomingdeshizheigerenyidianchangshiyemeiyou，yigerenyegandianzheimeliangdegouhuo，haihaoshipengjiantale，fouzeyitiaoxiaomingfeiyaojiaodaizaizheili。
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suoyizheibutiaoyebunengliu！
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tayebutanxin，jiunalejikeyingyingji，qitadexishuzaiyibianfanghao。
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keshihenqiguai，tajulizheimaliangsanzhangdeshihou，zheimazhishisijiaoleyisheng，yunaoxuehedehoubeijichuleyishenlenghanchadianniutoujiupao。
jieguotajiaoleyishenghoujiuzaiyemeiyoufanyingle，youditouzaineikexizhejiangshengdeshubianzhaochide，yunaoxueshenchushoushizhemolemota，tajingranyemeifankang。
真是奇了怪了。
laihuishilejibian，takaodegengjinlexie，taishouqingqingfumozhemabei，rangtameixiangdaodeshineimajingranhaichaotashenshanggonglegong，yunaoxueyijing，zhei，zheishizaisajiaoma？
houlaiyixiang，shile，tashenshangchuanzheneinanrendewaipao，kenengzheimashidezheigeqiwei。
没想到歪打正着了！