第6章
戏谑？
nangongfuchongmanxixuedeshengyinshigeshenmewanyier，bushishuohaodeyouyannvzhengme，zheijiahuozenmekanzheshiguyihetade。
“wangfeiniangniang，niyaodebaozi”
chuyunzhanzhanweiweijiangbaozisaidaotashouli，menliandoumeigudeshangla，limatiaoxiamache。
chuyunzheijiahuoqueshibuzhangyi，nangongfushengqile，tayigerenzenmedingdezhu！
naihetaie，baozitaixiang，ningruoyuguantasanqiershi—，chibaoleyaoshayaoguazaishuo，fanzhengmeiletaningruoyu,nangongfuhaibushijiangsizhirenyige，youbenshinijiushalelaoniang。
ningruoyuedetaihenle，yikouyigebaoziwangzuilisai，huoxiangjitianjiyemeichifanyiyang，macheshangdianduzidedianxinzaobuzhidaochinaqule。
“嗝〜〜”
fengjuancanyunbandesaoguangyizhengpanbaozi，dalegebaoge，dandadiyouxieyiyouweijin。
“有几分把握？”
nanrendichendeshengyinchuanlai。
“三分”。
nangongfushenzhongbaizhongjudu，zongshitayishufeiranyebuguozhiyousanfenbawo，yaoshuoxuechengyounengliweinangongfuyanmingsannian，queyebugantanzhiyu。
nangongfutingwanhouweiweicumei，lianyaowangdoubuganqingyishuonengzhihaota，keningruoyuqueshuoyousanfenbawo，tayigehaocheng“jingdoudacaobao”derenwu，yuyanqianzheigeyishulede，congmingjuedingdenvzixiangbi，quedingshitongyigerenma？
“ningruoyu，nikezhibenwangxianzaishasiniyouruqiasiyizhimayi。”
“zhidao，danshinibuganshawo。”
小样，就你还杀我。
shalelaoniang，niyedejinguancai，jiuzheishenzhongjududeshenti，sibuguoshizaidanxizhijian。
“conglaimeirengangenbenwangzheimeshuohua”。
wenredebixituzaiyanqian，hanbingsideshuangshoufushangningruoyuxiruodebojing。
nanrenyiyongli，ningruoyujiuganshoudaolezhixideweidao，rutongqianshizaihuohailisangshengdeganjueyimoyiyang。
ningruoyuhaobufankang，taxianzaizaidu，dunangongfubuganshaleta。
“唔......”
nangongfushouxiadeliduyifenfenjiada，xiruodebojingzaitashouliyouruchaihuoyiban，yiniejiuduan。
ningruoyuliansecangbai，quanshenshangxiademaokongjinsuo，kanxiangnangongfudeyanshenyijiububeibukang，sihaomeiyouyaoditoudeyangzi。
砰！
“yaobushibenwangkanniyouyong，zenhuiliunidaojinri。”
toubuhenhenzhuangjizaichexiangzhishang，fachuchenmendexiangsheng，xuanjizhangkouzuidakoudakoudehuxi。
“多谢王爷抬爱。”
fumozhebojingshangdexuehen，zuoribeineiguanyongchouduanhuohuolesi，erjintianyoubeinangongfuyongliyinie，dunshitengdenanshou。
zhenaishengming，yuanlinangongfu。
jieguomacheshangdechashui，shaoshaozhanlejifentumozaibojingshang，caijuedeshaoshaoyouxiehuanjie，buxiangxianqianneibancitong。
“啊嚏！”
ningruoyulengbudingdedaleyigepenti，zheicaiyishidaozuilideyikouchaquanbupendaolenangongfushenshang。
zhei......zuosi！
shashijianzhenggechexianglidewennuanshunjianxiajiang，youruhandonglayue，nengbarenjisongzou。
“duibuqi，duibuqi，wobushiguyide......wojinicaca！”
ningruoyusuishouyizhua，yezhidaozhualeshenmedongxi，zhijiewangnangongfulianshanghuluancayitong。
啪！
“banidezangshoucongbenwangshenshangnuokai！”
yibabeinangongfutuikai，ningruoyuneibaopiqishunjianshoubuzhule，zheijiahuoshiyoushenmedabingma。
老娘还懒得伺候了！
muguangzhiyu，chajuedaodishanghuangseyituodedongxi。
zheishi......cezhi！
“wowowo......ninengxiangxinwobushiguyidema？”
ningruoyukanzhezhedongxiyukuwulei，zheidongxibuyinggaichuxianzaicesuoli，zenmehuizaimacheli，zheibuheluojile。
niaohuheyao，cezhicalian。
“qishizheizhiyemeiyongguo，meirenzhidaotashicezhi，zhiyaowangyeshuo......”
“闭嘴！”
nangongfulengzheliankanzheta，ganshoudaocongweiyouguodejuewang，zicongyujianningruoyu，tashenmeshiqingdoubushun，fanerxiangcailegoushiyiyangdedaomei。
出门没看黄历！
ningruoyuzheicichedisongle，bishangzuilianhuxidoufangdaozuixiao，chadianbazijibiedaosongzou。
zaiwuxiandejianaoxia，guisumachezhongyudaodalenangongwangfumenkou。
dengbujimachetingwen，ningruoyulimatiaoxiaqu，laibujixinshangnangongwangfudefengguang，taiyanjiukandaoyongshengzisongtashangxitiandetaijianwanglaoba。
wanglaobagangxiangshangqianquyingzijiawangye，yishuangyouyuandeyanjingshunjianrangtasongle，zheibushitazuotianlesidexunzangwangfei，henxianranmeixiangdaowangyehuilaile，daizhewangfeiyehuilaile。
keshi......zuotianmingmingqinyankanzhewangfeiyanqide......haishizijiqinzidongshou。
如今居然回来了！
“王老八！”
ningruoyuyanshenweimiao，jiushizheilaotaijianlesitade！
wanglaobashenziyizhan，lianseguguai，yaobushizaizheibairilitahaiyiweijianguile。
ningruoyuyilianshaqi，sihaomeiyouganggangzaimacheshangdesongyang，jiuzhuwanglaobadeerduo。
“laodongxi，jiushinilesiwodeshiba！”
beijiuzhuerduo，wanglaobashunjiantengdejiaoxiashunjianyiruan，buzhidaozenmehuishijiuguidaozaidishang。
“niangniang，laonushifengzhibanshi，zheiqueshibunengguaiwoa！”
“buguainiguaishei，yaobushini，wozenmekenengbeisongjinguancai，wogaosuni，laoniangwodiyigezhaonisuanzhang，nijiwodengzhe！”
“shishishi，doushilaonudecuo！”
wanglaobazaishayeshabudaogenningruoyuzhengmiangang。
ningruoyudaibuzhutadeweiba，youbunengyinwanglaobalesitaerchengfa，bijingrenjiashifengshengzhide，ningruoyuyaoshijiecifazuo，neijiushituotuodekangzhibuzun。
“wanglaoba，nichangshiguobeilesideziweima？”
咯噎！
王老八顿感不妙。
“wangfeishuoxiaole，hahaha。”
wanglaobaneixinfanzhedigu，zheiningruoyubushiyigecaobao，zheimeshenshanghuiyouneimeqiangdadeqichang，ganggangdeyishun，tashenzhiganjuedaolesiwangdeqixi。
taqinshoulesiningruoyu，zheihuiningruoyupinganwushidehuilaile，diyigeyaoqingsuanderenkendingshita。
“别让我逮到你。”
wanweideyanshen，shunjianrangwanglaobabuhanerli。
sakaiwanglaobadeerduo，qingzidehenjijiqixianyan，kejianningruoyushiyongleduodadeli。
“wangye，wangyejiuwona！”
nangongfuyixiamache，wanglaobaxunsugaozhuangsideshangqian，aiyuningruoyudemianzi，yijuhuayemeiganbiechulai。
“nihaipao，xinbuxinwozouni！”
“jiwoguolai，xiangpaoyebukankanwotongbutongyi。”
ningruoyuqibudayichulai，zheilaotaijianhaigangaozhuang，zhenshidanzidadebaotianle。
nangongfulengzhelian，zhuanshenjiujinlewangfu，sihaomeidasuanguanshi。