第二章冲鼻的绿茶味
「daoyuan，tatouwokouhong！」
fengdongxuandingleyizhangluanqibazaodedahualian，yilushangbuguqitarendezhidianhechaoxiao，zhichongchongdibenzhedaoyuandebangongshiqugaozhuangle。
daoyuanfulefuyanjing，taiyanbumandikanzhewo，「e？guanhui，shanglezheimeduoniandexue，buzhidaotourendongxibudaodema？kuaigenxuanxuandaoqian！」
wozhigougoudingzhedaoyuan，「suoyininrendingjiushiwotoude？」
「不然呢？」
fengdongxuanzhanzaidaoyuanshenhouzhigaoqiangde，haiyongtadeshizhizhizhewobizimanhengdao，「jiushi，buranni？」
没家教的东西。
wozaixinliananmaletayiju，ranhouzhijiedakaibao，hualalayixiazijiangshijizhikouhongdoudaolechulai。
kouhongpulemanzhuo，wozhizheneiyiduiwenta，「fengdongxuan，neinijiushuoshuo，wotoudeshishenmepaizi，youshinazhisehaodekouhong？」
fengdongxuandengshijiumengle，shouzhizaineiyipailingluandekouhongzhongyouyubujue，ranhoupielewoyiyanhou，turanbiandexiongyouchengzhuqilai。tasuiyizhileyige，shuodao，「zheige！jiushizheige！」
「shima，nizhendequedingma？」
「ng…budui，shizheige！」
tayouhuanlelingyizhikouhong。
「meicuo，jiushizheige！laoshi，guanhuitouwodongxi，ninkuaitiwozuozhuba，wodoukuaiweiqusile！」
wochadianxiaochulesheng——fengdongxuanjingranduozaidaoyuanbeihouqiaoqiaomoyanlei。kanneijiashihaoxiangwozhendeshishenmeqianguzuirenyiyang。
kantaneifulvchadesiyangzi，wozhendeqijile，zhijiejiangneizhizidantouxingzhuangdekouhongnaqilai，dangzhedaoyuandemianhuazaitalianshang，youtaochujingzibiliangzaitamianqian，「haohaobiduibidui，ganggangshibushizheigeyanse？」
「guanhui！」daoyuanlenglejimiao，zaiwotuwanlezhihoucaifanyingguolai。tapaizhuoerqi，dadiaowoshoulidekouhong，「wohaizaizheierninijiuzheimexiaozhang？xuanxuanzongshigenwoshuotaweiqusile，woyikaishihaibuxiangxin，xianzaikankanjingranshizhende！guanhui，nishenmeshihoubianchengzheiyangle？」
「bushitashuowotoulekouhongma？neijiurangtahaohaoxiangyixiangdaodishinayizhi。taganggangneimeduding，zenmexianzaixiangbuqilaikouhongdeyansele？wozheimingmingshizaibangta，ninzenmehaishuowoni？daoyuan？」
fengdongxuanbuleyile，sangmengaolebadu，「wozenmexiangbuqilaile？wodoushuolejiushizheige，nitoudejiushiwozheigeyansedekouhong！」
「haohaohao。」wodiantourudaosuan，congdoulitaochuneizhiyijingpolanbukandekouhong，「gangganghuazainilianshangdeshizheizhi，yaobuyaobiduiyixia？」
xinghao、yanserouyankejiandebutong，zhiyaobushishazi，yinggaidounengmingbaiwoshibeiyuanwangdele。
wotingjianfengdongxuanxiaoshengdunangdao，「womingmingdourengle…」
daoyuanqingkeyisheng，kanleyiyanxinxudefengdongxuan，youzhuanguotounushizhewo，「jiusuannimeitou，tuiyiwanbujiang，nijiumeiyoucuolema？」
退一万步讲？
woqingxiaoyisheng，「daoyuan，tuiyiwanbujiang，nishitama？zheimehuzheta？」
「guanhui，nimajiaomeijiaoguoniyaozunjinglaoshiaihutongxue？」
wodunshinuhuozhongshao。tamingmingzhidaowozixiaojiumeilemama，quehaiyaoyongzheizhonghua**wo。
真的不配为人师表。
wojiangtazhizhewodeshoupaidaoyipang，nudao，「buhaoyisia，womeima。」
wojiangmuguangzhuanxiangdaoyuanshenhouneigebianchengleyabadefengdongxuan，「fengdongxuan，rangnidaoyuanmahaohaojiaojiaoni，mitiangongzenmecainengcongxiabianchubucongshangbianchu。buhuidehuajiuquzhaogecaifengbanishangbiandekongdoufengshang。」
「meimaodixiagualiangdan，guanghuichuanqibuhuikan。dui，woshuodejiushini，haiyouni。」wojiangshouzhizhixiangduimian「langbeiweijian」deliangren。
fengdongxuantinglezheihuazhijieqichulebitipao，daoyuannuqichongchongdiraoguozhuoziyaolaizhuowo，「guanhui！」
wowushitamen，pengdiyishengguanshangmen，gejueleshenhoudaoyuannantingderumahefengdongxuancierdekusheng。
zoudaobangonglouxia，woshenxiyikouqi，jiangsizhouqingcaodexiangqidourongjinfeili。
yuanlaisachuqideganjuezheimeshuang。