第5章 胡说八道

qianjinianmengshiyunluo,jiezhemengwanshengzaiyulequandeshili,zheicaizhongyuyouleqise。mengjianghaiquebushizhengjingshangren,congshangdejianxi,haishejidaolehuisedidai,shouxiayangleyipidashou。

ercikexiangzilizhanzhede,jiushineixiedashou。

guobuqiranjingchagangbamenguanshang,wuyuwanjiuzhuanguoshenlai,yangshouhenhendijilemengwanshengyibazhang:“wobanimeimeijiaojini,nijiuzheimezaojianta!”

wuyuwanneibazhanghenyongli,mengwanshengdelianchaneijianjiuhongleqilai,jiezheyoumanmanzhongqi。

“ma,wozenmejiuzaojianwanyile?”

mengwanshengwuzhubanbianlian,mianwubiaoqingdetaiqitoulai,kanzhewuyuwan。

“nijinimeimeixiayao,batasongdaoyigeneimelaodenanrendechuangshang,rangneigelaonanrenzaotata,haijiaolaijizhechedigaochoutademingsheng,nizheibushizaojiantashishenme?”

wuyumeiqibuguo,taiqishoulai,youyaodamengwanshenglingwaidebanbianlian。

kezheicimengwanshengzaoyoufangbei,fanyingxunsudelanzhuwuyumeideshou,yongliniezhuletadeshouwan。

wuyumeiwanshangyitong,youxiebukesiyidekanzhemengwansheng。

mengwanshengxianxideshouzhibuduanshoujin,xiangtieqianyiyangsisizuanzhuwuyumeideshouwan:“ma,wohaizuobuchujiqinjiemeixiayaozheizhongwochuoshi!”

wuyumeikanzhemengwanshengdetongmoudehanguang,shentijingbeishedeyisesuo,xuanji,tayonglijiangzijideshoucongmengwanshengdeshoulijichoulechulai。

mengwanyirenbuzhujiaoxiao:“jiusuanbushinijiwoxiayao,yeshinibiwohexianeibeixiayaodejiude!”

“wobuzhidaonihedeneibeijiulibeixialeyao,woxiangbacanyansongdaodianyingdejihuijini,woshiweilenihaoa。zaishuo,neibeijiushinizijinalaidebushima?haishishuo,nishixianzaineibeijiulixiayao,weideshixiangyaowohexianeibeijiu?”

kanzhemengwanyi,mengwanshenglianshangzhishenglengxiao。

mengwanyiyixiazibeiyezhu,tingdunleliangsanmiao,caijiejiebabadeshuo:“ni……nihushuobadao。”

mengwanshengzhizhidekanxiangta:“woshibushihushuo,nixinlizuiqingchule。”

“nibizuiba。”yipangchenmoliangjiudemengjianghaizhizhemengwanshengchenshengdao,“biedebushuo,niwulunruheyebugaibatasongdaolaonanrendefangjian,haijiaolaijizhe,nongdetamingshengjinhui!wozenmehuiyounizheizhongshexiexinchang,canhaijiemeidenver!”

“wogennimenjieshiwuyong,fanzhengnimenxinli,yongyuandouzhiyoutamengwanyiyigenver。”

mengjianghainuji:“nishuodezheishishenmehunzhanghua!nimeimeiqingqingbaibaidedaguniang,shenzijiuzheimebeinishejibeirenzaotale,haisongdaojingchajunaodeanchengrenjinjiezhi,nifandaohaiyouyiduzideli?”

mengwanshengkanleyiyanmengwanyi,yizhaotadeshenghuozuofeng,tazaizuowanzhiqianshibushiwanbi,ranweikezhi。

“bazheihuashuocuole,nigenmaguanshubuhaowanyi,wotinimenguanle。shitaxianzuocuoleshi,diurenxianyanzaixian,wobuguoxingshilezuojiejiedequanli,songtadaojingju,duitajinxingrendaozhuyijiaoyu,wozuocuolema?”

mengwanshenghuanbaoshoubei,mimoukanzheyanqianzheigenzijixingshiwenzuideyijiasankou。

“ni……ni……”mengjianghaibeiqideshuobuchuhualai。

mengwanshengjiezhedao:“wanyixinxingfuzao,bushiheyulequandeshenghuo,jingciyiyi,tayechediduansonglexingtu,bamanimenjiwanyilingmouchuluba。woyanjinyuci,xiawuhaiyougeshijing,xianzoule。”

shuowanmengwanshengjiuyaolikai。

wuyuwanchaoneixiedashoushilegeyanse,dashoumenlijijiangmengwanshengdequludangzhu。

“ba、ma,nimenzheishishenmeyisi。”

mengwanshenghuitoukanleyiyanmengjianghaigenwuyuwan。

wuyuwanmanmanzoudaomengwanshengdemianqian:“wansheng,nideweinizuocuodeshiqingfuzeren。nimeimeiyinnimingshengshousun,nibixuyaowanhuitadeshengyu。”

jinguanmengjianghaigenwuyuwanyijingjielizunaojizhe,buyaobajiudianlifashengdeshiqingbaodaochuqule,kejintianlaijiudianpaishedeneixiedaduoshigouzibushijizhe,tamenweileredujihubuyaoming,genbenbujupamengjianghaigenwuyuwandengrendeweixie。

zheihuiermengwanyigouyinjiangchengpeishuidehuati,yijingdengdingweiboresoubangdandiyile,youyinweimengwanyishimengwanshengdemeimei,suoyishijianfajiaodehenxunsu。

“ma,ninzheihuashuodebudui,wanyizijizuocuoleshiqing,zhiyoutazijicainengfuze。”mengwanshengsihaobuweijudegenwuyuwanduishi。

wuyuwanlengzhenglepianke,fanyingguolailengxiaoyisheng:“wangriliniguaiqiaodongshi,duiwogennibababaiyibaishun,meixiangdaodoushizhuangchulaide。”

kanzhewuyumeikebodezuilian,mengwanshenghuranxiangqigangcaicongjingjuchulaideshihou,tajiuhaoxiangyigejuwairen,ertamensangexiangsixiangai,gengxiangyijiaren。

事实也确实是如此。

qianshitahuodaoershibasui,zhisineiyitiancaizhidaoyuanlaizijibushimengjianghaigenwuyuwandeqinnver。

keliantahaiyiweishiyinweizijinianjida,suoyifumutengchongmeimei,zaiburuojiushitanalizuodebuhao,suoyitajinxiaoshenweidezaijialishenghuo,conglaibuganremengjianghaigenwuyuwanshengqi。

kewuluntazenmenuli,wuyuwanyezongshiduitafeidajima,zhiyouzaiqiutajimengshizhaobiaodeshihou,caihuixiaolianxiangying。

taxianzaizongsuanmingbaile,meiyouxueyuanguanxi,jiusuanduitamenzaihaotamenyebuhuidongdeganen。

kuangqietamenshouyangziji,buguoshiweilededaoxianrujinmengshidejiaye。

jianmengwanshengmeiyouhuiying,wuyuwanhuranshenshouguolai,yonglizhuazhuletadeshouwan:“mengwansheng,woyebugennifeihuale,nijintianbixuweinimeimeizhengming,zaishejiaomeitishang,fawenshengming,shuoshinijiahuonimeimei,jitaxiayao,jiangtasongjinneigedaoyanfangjianlide。”

mengwanshengdunshizhijuefengcizhiji:“bushiwozuode,woweishenmeyaochengren。”

wuyuwanshoushangshili,jianruidezhijianshenshendemeirulemengwanshengwanjiandepirouli:“jintiannifayedefa,bufayedefa!”

“我是不会发的。”

mengwanshengdalizhengtuokaiwuyuwandeshou,wuyuwandezhangzhijiazaitabaixideshouwanshangliuxialeyidaoshenshendexuehen,

mengwanshengzhuanshenbianyaotaoli,heiyidashouxunsuduzhutadequlu,shanglailianggeshenxingkuiwude,yizuoyiyoujiazhumengwansheng,jiangtayazhizhu。

“fangkaiwo!”mengwanshengfenlizhengzha,ketabijingshenxingxianxi,shenbianlianggenanrentizhongshitadejibei,tieqianyibandeshizhikoujin,sisiniezhetadejianbang,bidetadongdanbude。

wuyuwanzoudaomengwanshengdemianqian,yuqiruanlejifen:“wansheng,guaiguaifageshengming,zheishierjiuguoqule,yihouwomenhaishiyijiaren。”

“wobufa。”mengwanshengyaoyakanzhewuyuwan。

ruotafaleshengming,neimetademingshengbianchedichoule。

“niruobufa,jiuguaibudewoxinhen。”wuyuwanlianshanglikeluchuyinhendebiaoqing,tachongshenhouneixiedashouyangleyangxiaba。

dashoumenlijijiangmengwanshengtuodaolexiaohutongdejintou,youanchaoshidexiazhaixiaodaoli,dashoumenjiangmengwanshengtuantuanweizaizhongyang,hunzhuodeyandifangshechusemimideguangmang。

wuyuwanzhanzaidashoumendeshenhou,lengshengduimengwanshengshuo:“nixianzaigaikouhailaideji,fouzedenghuiernideyanzhaopailebeichuandaowangshang,nijiushihouhuiyehuitianfashule。”

kanzhedashoumenxingfendebiaoqing,mengwanshenghuranlengxiaodao:“wuyuwan,wodaodi,shibushinideqinshengnver?”