第五章亲戚来了
shileizaichenjiabanian，ziranmingbaifashengleshenmeshiqing。
chenfuqushihou，yuroudeshushujiudaqilefangzidezhuyi，shuofangzishitade，shucibizhechenmuheyuroulikai，suiranzheixienianyizhiweicengdecheng，danshiyecongchenjiaqiaozhazoulehenduodeqian。
“fangxinba，zheijianshiqingwochuli。”shileipailepaichenyuroudeshou，anweidao，napazijiduizhangmuniangyouhenyi，danbijingshizijijiaren，shileibunengbuguan。
陈雨柔点了点头。
gandaojiazhong，jiandaowulifangfobeiqiangjieleban，dongxisanluoyidi，dianshibingxiangquandoubeizale，chenmuzuozaidishang，zuijiaoliuzhexue，shenshanghaojichujiaoyin。
ketingshafashangzuozhesangeren，chenjiashushushenshen，haiyoutamendeerzichendongsheng。
haiyoubagehunzi，zhengnazhegunzi，zaiwuliyitongluanza。
chenyurouyanjingbiandetonghong，qiangrenzheyanzhongdelei，fuqilemuqin，“nimen，nimendaodiyaozuoshenme？”
“zhinva，womenhaoxinhaoyidelaibangnimenbanjia，nimagouyaolvdongbinbushihaorenxin，zheinengguaideleshei。”chenjiashushushuozhe，bayantouhenhendeanzailechajishang。
“ni...nimen...nimentaiguofenle，nimenzaibuchuqu，wojiubaojingle。”chenyurouqideshentizhifadou，chezhuyigezhengdazadenianqingren，neirenerhuabushuo，lunqigunzichaochenyurouzaleguolai。
chenyurougangyaoduo，yanqianchuxianleyidaoshuxideshenying，shileitaijiao，jiangxiaohunhunchuaifeilechuqu。
kanzheshileikuanhoudejianbang，chenyuroulengzhule。
“fangxinba，jiaojiwo，zhaoguhaoma。”shileicalexiachenyuroulianshangdeleishui，qingshengshuodao。
banianle，suishuozijicengjingneimedehenta，yaneta，danshitabijingshizijidenanren，xianzaizijidenanrenzhongyuweizijichutoule。
chenyuroudexinliyizhendejidong，xiayishiguaiqiaodidianlediantou。
“yo，nigewonangfeijingrangandarenle，zhenshitaiyangcongxibianchulaile。”chendongshengkanzheshilei，shifenbuxiedeshuailejuhua。
xiaohunhunmenjiantongbanbeida，linzhegunzijiuchaoshileiweileguolai。
“jiwonongsita。”chendongshenghuayinweiluo，neijigehunzihuigunzijiudongshoule。
shileiyigebeishankao，shenhoudelianggehunzifeilechuqu，shenyingshandong，jimiaozhonghou，shengxiadehunziquandoudaozailedishang，youdekoutubaimo，youdebaozheshentimoubuweicanjiao。
shileihuanglexiabozi，chaochendongshengyijiasankouzouleguoqu。
tamenqiwulechenyuroumunv，zheimeduonian，xianzaigaihaizhaile。
yipangdechenyuroukanzhezijidezhangfu，chedidekulechulai。
chendongshenggangzhanqilai，shileijiuzhutadetoufa，anzhetadenaodai，henhendezhuangxianglechaji，pengdeyisheng，xueliulechulai。
peng..peng...peng..peng.
touzhuangchajideshengyin，yizhizaiketinglihuidangzhe。
chenjiashushuyikanerzibeida，chaoqiyigegunzijiupuleshanglai，shileiyihuishou，niuzhuletadegebo，batayazailedibanshangdongdanbude。
erlingyizhishou，jixuanzhechendongshengdenaodai，wangchajishangkezhe。
chenjiashenshenjianzhangfuerzibeida，gangyaodong，chenyuroumunvjiulanzhuleta。
erdayi，sangenvrendezhanzhengkaishile。
jifenzhonghou，zhanzhengjieshu，chenjiashenshenlianbeizhuahuale，xianxuelinli，beijiuxialaidetoufa，mandidoushi。
chenyuroumunv，zheimeduonianjizandeyuanqi，quandoufaxielechulai。
“xingle，womenyegaisuansuanzhangle，zheixienian，nimencongwomenjiaqiaozhadeqian，quandoujiwotuchulaiba。”shileidunxiashen，kanzhechendongshengfuzixiaomimideshuodao。
chendongshengkanzheshilei，yanzhongluchukongjudeshense，taconglaimeiyouxiangguo，yiqiantayanzhongdewonangfei，chushoujingranzheimehen。
“wo...womenmeiqian。”
“meiqian？”shileishuozhe，zhuaqichendongshengdetoufa，pengdeyisheng，youkezailechajishang。
“bie，biedale，qianjinimen，qianjinimen。”chenjiashushuyikanerzimanlianshixue，lijidajiaoleqilai。
shileishouyisong，chendongshengpazailedishang。
“shi...shilei，wogaosuni，wokeshizhentianjituanderen。”chendongshengpazaidishang，yaoyaqiechideshuoleju。
shileitingdaohoulenglexia，zhentianjituan？wuzhentianderen？
怪不得这么猖狂呢。
chendongshengjianshileifaleng，yiweishileipale，“wogaosuni，nigankuaijiwodaoqian，peiqian，haiyouzheigefangzi，fouzewojiujiwuzongdadianhua。”
shileixiaolexia，congdishangjianqishouji，rengdaolechendongshengmianqian，“daba，wozaizheierdengzhe。”
“sheiyaojiwodadianhuaa。”yidaoweiyandeshengyin，congmenkouchuanlai，shileitaitouyikan，wulaohewuzhentianlianseyinchendezoulejinlai。
“dongshizhang，jiuminga，shileizheigewonangfeibawodale，ninkeyidingyaoweiwozuozhua。”chendongshengfangfoshouqidexiaoxifu，bitiyanleiyibazhua，zhengzhazhepaleqilai。
“xiansheng，ninyoumeiyoushoushang？”wulaojibuzoudaoshileimianqian，guanqiedewendao。
ga，chendongshengmudengkoudai。
zijilaobandefuqinduishileibigongbijing，chendongshengnaoziwengdeyisheng，xianxieyunleguoqu。
wuzhentianmianseyinchen，shuoleshengbatajiworengchuqu，menwaizoujinlailianggeren，erhuabushuo，tuozhechendongshengjiulikaile。
“dongshizhang，wocuole，raolewoba。shilei，bu，jiefu，wocuole，wozaiyebuganle，nijidongshizhangqiuqiuqing，rangtaraolewoba，yihouwozaiyebudazheifangzidezhuyile，yihouwojiushinideyitiaogou，jiefu，woqiuqiuni....”
chendongshengdekuhanqiuraosheng，yuelaiyueyuan。
“nimenhaibugun，zaiganlaiwomenjia，wodaduannimendetui。”shileikanzheduosuochengyituandechenjiashushen，lishenghedao。
lianggerenlianliandiantou，duosuozheshuozaiyebuganlaile。
“rangwulaohewudongshizhangjianxiaole！”shileishuozhe，xiangqingwulaozuoxia，kekandaowulilangjiyipian，lianluojiaodedierdoumeiyou。
“xiansheng，rubuxianqi，daolaotouziwoneierzuozuo，jialideshiqing，xianshengbuyongfeixin，zhentianhuijiejuede。”wulaokanzheshileishuodao。
shileidianlediantou，xianzaijializheizhongqingkuang，genbenbushitanshidedifang。
chumenqian，wuzhentiangaosutadeshouxia，rangtamenbachenjiashoushiganjing，jialisuoyoudedongxiquandouhuanchengzuihaozuixinde。
haochehaozhai，zheiduiyiqiandeshileilaishuo，pashizuomengdoubuganxiang。
keshixianzai，shileihenzirandezuozaiwulaojiazhong，manmandepinzhecha，shentaiyouran，sihaomeiyoujushuzhigan。
“xiansheng，zheishilaotouziwodeyidianerxinyi，qingninwubishouxia。”wulaoshuozhe，ceshenquchuyigejingmeidexiaohezishuangshoudidaoleshileimianqian。