linfengdeshenyingxiaoshizaimenkou,jietijiaoshineiquezhakaileguo。
“womeitingcuoba?ganshijiang?zheiniantouhaiyouzheizhongzhiye?”
“pabushixiaoshuokanduole,naoziwatele?”
“xuebadeshijiewomenbudong,kenengzheijiushichuanshuozhongdexingweiyishuba。”
chaofengsheng、yilunsheng、jiazazhejishengguzuokuazhangdejinghu,rangzhenggejiaoshibiandexianggecaishichang。
zhaoleizuozaihoupai,lianshangdefeirouchoulechou,xinqingfuza。
takankanzijishoulidemiehuoqichuandan,zaixiangxianglinfengneipingjingdaoguiyidebiaoqing,huranjuede,zijiyuexinsanqianqumaimiehuoqi,haoxiangyebushineimenanyijieshoule。
qima,gongzuohen“yangjian”。
“leizi,nishuofenggeshibushishou**le?”qianpaineigezhunbeiquhuozangchangdanganquanzhurendeshougaogehuitouwendao,“zhaobudaogongzuo,zongbunengqutiaodashenba?”
“gundan,fenggecaibuhui。”zhaoleizuishangfanbo,xinliquemeidi。
“wokanjiushizizunxintaiqiang,labuxialian,”yigenvshengtuiletuiyanjing,fenxidao,“tachengjineimehao,jieguozhaobudaomanyidegongzuo,youbuxiangzaizanmenmianqiandiumianzi,jiubianlegelipudeliyou,rangwomenyiweitazaikaiwanxiao。”
zheigeshuofadedaoledaduoshurenderentong。
“youdaoli,xuebadeouxiangbaofuma,dongdedoudong。”
“ai,zheimeyikan,linfengyetingkeliande。”
“keliangepi,tajiushi**!gaodezijiduoyuzhongbutongside。”
gezhongshengyinjiaozhizaiyiqi,chongmanlelianjiadetongqinghebujiayanshideeyi。
jiangtaishangdewanglaoshitingzhezheixieyilun,lianseyuelaiyuenankan,xinlixiangshiduleyikuaidashitou。
刺耳。
zheixiexueshengdeyilun,meiyigezidouxiangzhenyiyangzhazaitaxinshang。
linfengshitazuideyidexuesheng,shitasinianfudaoyuanshengyademenmian。
xianzai,zheigemenmian,yinweizhaobudaoyifen“xiangyang”degongzuo,beibideyongzheizhonghuangdandefangshilaiweihuzijizuihoudetimian。
zheishilinfengdeshibai,gengshitazheigefudaoyuandeshibai!
tajinjinzuanzheshoulidefenbi,zhijieyinweiyonglierfanbai。
不行!
tajuebunengrangzijidexueshenglunluodaozheigedibu。
wanglaoshishenxiyikouqi,daduanlejiaoshilidecaoza。
“都给我安静!”
tasaoshizhetaixiazheiqunxingzailehuodexuesheng,yuqiqiansuoweiyoudeyanli。
“nimenhaiyouxinsichaoxiaobieren?xianguanhaonimenzijiba!biyedianlidoujiwozhunshicanjia,buranbiyezhengdoubiexiangyaole!”
liaoxiahenhua,wanglaoshinaqijiaoan,touyebuhuidizouchulejiaoshi,liuxiamanwuzimianmianxiangqudexuesheng。
tahuidaobangongshi,likefanchuzijidetongxunlu,kaishiyigeyigedidadianhua。
“wei,zhangzhurena,woshixiangxidaxuedexiaowanga……”
“laotongxue,haojiubujian,woyougexueshengtebieyouxiu,nikannimengongsihaizhaorenma?”
“lizong,banggemang,wozheiyougehaomiaozi,jueduiderencai……”
tajuedingle,jiusuanbazheizhanglaolianhuochuqu,dongyongsuoyouderenmaiguanxi,yedejilinfenganpaiyigetimiande,zhengjingdegongzuo!
……
yucitongshi,zouchujiaoxueloudelinfeng,naohailixiangqileyigejieranbutongdeshengyin。
【xitonghexinmokuaironghewanbi。】
linfengjiaobuyidun,zuijiaobuzijuediyangqi。
来了。
【xinshourenwuyigengxin。】
【renwumingcheng:jiaoshouguixiang。】
【renwumubiao:qianwangshennongjia,xunhuisannianqianzaikaogugongzuozhongshizongdeguojiajikaogujiaoshou——**deshishen。】
【renwuxiangqing:**shishenyinshennongjiateshudishiyingxiang,yinqiqinti,yikaishifashengbianyi。qingsuzhujiangqishishenwanzhengdaihuiqiguxiang——huaienshi,rutuweian,yiweiqizaitianzhiling。】
【renwujiangli:jingyanzhi+5000,suijigongfabaoxiangyige。】
【tebietishi:chenjiaoshoushengqianzhinianjishen,yuanqinongzhong,bianyichengduyuanchaoputongxingshi,suzhuxujinshenduidai。】
神农架,怀恩市。
yigeqidian,yigezhongdian。
linfengdakaishoujiditu,kanzheneilianggebeixitongbiaojichulaidehongdian,xinliyoulejijiao。
zongsuanbushimeitoucangyingle。
tazhengzhunbeianzhaoditudaohang,xianquxitongzengsongdeneige“ganshikezhan”kankan,kudoulideshoujijiuwengwengdizhendongqilai。
laidianxianshi:mushangdaren。
linfengyanpiyitiao,jietongledianhua。
“喂,妈。”
“erzi!nigongzuozhaodezenmeyanglea?”dianhuaneitou,muqindeshengyingaokangerxingfen,wanquanmeijitashuohuadejihui,“aiya,zhaobudaoyemeiguanxi!majinianpaileyijiandahaoshi!”
linfengyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。
“magennishuo,nizhangayijiwojieshaolegeguniang,neitiaojian,zeze,haodemeihuashuo!”
“huaienshide,jiaoliqing,shigejingcha,youbianzhide!zhangdeyoupiaoliang,xinggeyouhao,jialitiaojianyebucuo!wogennishuo,zhaopianwokanle,peinichuochuoyouyu!”
果然。
又是相亲。
“妈,我这边……”
“nibieshuohua,tingwoshuowan!”muqinzhijiedaduanta,“renjiaguniangdoutongyile!wogennizhangayibaniudouchuichuqule,shuowoerziyibiaorencai,mingpaidaxuebiye,gongzuokendingchabule!nizheiciwulunruhedoudejiwoqu!”
“dizhiwodoufaniweixinle,jiuzaihuaienshi!niganjinjiwoguoqu,biemomocengcengde!jiuzheimedingle,wohaiyaoqudamajiangni,gualea!”
“du……du……du……”
tingzheshoujilidemangyin,linfengkuxiaobude。
tadiankaiweixin,guorankandaomuqinfalaideyigedingweiheyizhangnvhaidezhaopian。
zhaopianshangdenvhaishuzhemawei,meiyanwanwan,xiaoqilaiyoulianggeqianqiandeliwo,kanqilaiqingchunyouwenwan。
确实很漂亮。
linfengyoukanleyiyanneigedingwei。
怀恩市。
hetaganshidemudedi,yimoyiyang。
zheisuanshenme?maiyisongyi?chuchashunbianxianggeqin?
linfengshouqishouji,wunaidiyaoleyaotou。
qujiuquba,fanzhengshunlu。
tajiakuaijiaobu,genjuditudezhiyin,chuanguoxuannaodeshiqu,guaijinleyitiaopianpidelaojie。
laojiedejintou,yidonggupodeercengxiaoloujingjingchuli。
heiwaqingzhuan,diaohuamumen,menmeishangguazheyikuaimengchendepaibian,shangmianlongfeifengwudixiezhesangedazi——ganshizhan。
zheilijiushixitongzengsongdekezhanle。
linfengtuikaixuyandemumen,yiguchenjiudemutouhedandandetanxiangweipumianerlai。
kezhanneiguangxianhunan,datanglikongkongdangdang,zhizaijiaoluolibaifangzhejikouheiqiqidekongguancai,gengtianlejifenyinsen。
zhengduidamendeqiangbishang,guazheyigejudade“dian”zi,bifengcangjingyouli。
zhenggekezhan,touluzheyigushengrenwujindeqixi。
linfengquexiangshihuidaolezijijia,meiyoubanfenbushi。
tazoudaoyikouguancaiqian,yongshouqiaoleqiao,fachuchenmende“koukou”sheng。
“质量还行。”
taziyuyiju,taochushouji,dakaigoupiaoruanjian。
“chaxunjintianxiawu,qianwangshennongjiadehuochepiao。”
pingmushangtiaochujigecheci。
linfengxuanleshijianzuijindeyiban,xiadan,zhifu,yiqihecheng。
搞定。
ganshijiangdediyicizhengshichucha,yeshidiyicixiangqinzhilv。
出发!