第1章 寡妇姐,我给你施针

“gua。fujie,bayifutuoleba!”

haohuadewoshinei,chuchuchongchizhefensedeyou。huo,yigechongmanyunweidejuemei。shao。fu,tuoxiaheisesi。wa,ningzhibandeyuzu,huanhuanshenxiangchenmingdexiongtang。

**duyoudechengshu,daizheyonglanbandejiaomei:“xiaoming,zheicinikeyaoqingdiane,shangcidoutongsijiejiele!”

chenmingyibawozhuheyuyandejiaohuai,muzhichaonei,chongzhetadezudiyongliyian!

“啊!”

yishengjiaomei,heyuyandeqiaolianshunjianfeishangliangmohongxia,wanruoshutoudepingguo。

“renjiahaimeizhunbeihaoni,nihuaisile!”

chenmingyouxiewuyudekanletayiyan,kaikoudao:“gua。fujie,wohaishigehuanghuadaxiaohuo,biemeicizhengdegenzanliangtou。qingsidehaobuhao?”

“ganjinbayifutuole,jinishiwanzhen,wohaiyoushini!”

kanzheyanqianzheigejunlangdeshaonianbujiefengqingdeyangzi,heyuyantuoxiayifu,luchuguangjieruyudehoubei,qinghengyisheng,youjixushuodao:“xiaoming,nizhenshigeyumugeda,jiejiewozainimianqiandoutuo。guanghaojicile,nijiumeiyidianxiangfa?”

chenmingbiyidekanzheta:“youxiangfa,nijiajiwoa?”

“咯咯!”

heyuyanxiaole:“suirannihenshuai,yehenyouqu,dankexishigeguer,ruguoniyaoshichenshoufuyishidezhangsun,shuobudinga,jiejiezaojiuduinitouhuaisongbaoleni!”

heyuyanzhilezhiqiangshangdedianshi,yuqizhizhong,tingbuchushiwanwei,haishikexi。

chenmingmeiyoutaitou,zheitiaoxunzixinwen,zaihuangjinshijianduandedianshishang,yijingxunhuanbofanglebangeyuele。

shengchengshoufuchenyihengturanbaochuyitiaojing。baoxinxi,quanguoxunsun,napashitigongyitiaoyouyongdexinxi,jiunenghuodeyiqianwandexianjinjiangli!

zheitiaoxinxi,rangwushunianqingrenjibaolednajiandingzhongxin。

suoyourenzhidaole,ruguochengweichenyihengdesunzi,neidaibiaodejiangshiyibudengtian,ronghuafugui,xiangzhibujin!

“duile,chenshoufushuotadezhangsungeboshangyouyigeqixingtaiji,xiaoming,wojide,nigeboshangyeyougetaijiba?”

“erqieniyexingchen,nianjiyexiangfang,gaibuhui……”

heyuyanturanyihuodekanxiangchenming。

chenmingmeiyanweilian,daqudao:“wokemeizheimehaodeming,renjiakeshishengchengshoufu,wojiushiyigexiangyelangzhong!”

shuowan,shizhenwanbi,yipaiheyuyan,huaixiaodao:“gaoding!zhenjinliubaikuai,xiexiehuigu!”

heyuyanyingningyisheng,dangzhechenmingdemianer,huanhuanchuanhaoyifu,suihouyibenzhengjingdeshuodao:“xiaoming,niyishuzheimehao,buru,jiuliuxialaijijiejiedangsirenyishengba!womeigeyuejinikailiuwankuai,zenmeyang?”

chenmingpiepiezui:“gua。fujie,nihaoxiangyoudianwuhui,yishengshikanbingde,buhuitongxiashuidao!”

heyuyanweiweiyileng,suihoumingbaitahuazhongdeyisi,meimouhenhenwanletayiyan:“chouxiaozi,youdiaoxijiejie!”

fangfoxiguanleyiban,heyuyanbingmeiyoushengqi,suihoudianchuliubaikuaidijichenming:“zheishizheicidezhiliaofeiyong,jiejiemeiyouduojie!”

chenmingshouguo,suihoukanleheyuyanyiyan,zuijiaoyangqiyimohuaixiao:“gua。fujie,qishi,feng。xiongwoyetingnashoude!”

“臭小子,讨打!”

heyuyanlianseyunhong,xiaofenquanchaozhechenmingdexiongtangdaqu,jiuzaizheishi,fangmenturanbeiyijiaochuaikai,yigezuixunxundenanzizoulejinlai,kandaozheiyimu,dunshiborandanu:“heyuyan!nigechouponiang,laozijiuzhidao,nibeizhewozaiwaimianyangye。nanren!”

kandaonanzichuxian,heyuyanlianseyizheng,dunshihuifuleshenweisiyujituandongshizhangdegaolengfan,lengshengshuodao:“zhangguangqing,sheirangnijinlaide?”

“wozaigaosuniyibian!womenlihunle,wodeshi,gennimeiguanxi!xianzai,qingnilikaiwojia!”

zhangguangqingnudao:“lihun?laozitongyilema?”

heyuyanbiyidekanzheta:“nichu。gui,dubo,shenzhihaiduocitoutouzhuanyiwogongsidezichan,zhangguangqing,ruguonizaizaiwojiawuliqunao,wobujieyirangniqudalaolihaohaofanshengfansheng!”

yipangdechenmingzhalezhayanjing,muguangzhongquanshikanbaguadehaoqi!

huo!yourenaokana!zeze,jintianmeibailaia……

yaoshiyougemazha,zaiyoupanguazijiuhaole!

zhangguangqingturankanxiangchenming,yanzhongchongmanlehenli:“nigexiaozaizi,jingranganjilaozidailvmaozi,jintian,laozijiurangnizhidaozhidaowodelihai!”

heyuyanjiangchenminghuzaishenhou,nachushouji,lishengdao:“zhangguangqing,nixiangganshenme!xinbuxinwoxianzailimabaojing?”

“heihei……nigechouniangmen,bushixihuantounanrenma?laozijintianrangnishuanggegou!”

shouzhongjiupingzimengdeyishuai,suihousiwugedahanchonglejinlai,qizhongyiren,haikangzheyigeshexiangji!

“chouniangmen,laozijintianzhuanmenqinglaihaojigexiongdihaohaosihousihouni,ranhoupaichengdapian,rangzhenggedonghaichengderendouxinshangxinshang,nizheiweisiyujituandongshizhangdechuang。shang。gongfudaodiyouduohao!”

heyuyanliansedunshiyibai,shengyinzhandoudao:“ni……nigan!”

zhangguangqingheiheiyixiao:“xiongdimen,haidengzheshenmeni,nimensaozi,kehualiudehena!”

jigedahankanxiangheyuyan,yanzhongdunshimaochulvguang,qizhongyigerenkanxiangchenming,tianletianzuichun:“dage,zheigechouxiaozizenmeban?”

“laosan,nibushixihuannanrenma?zheixiaozizhangdehaibucuo,shangjinile!”

“谢谢大哥!”

nanziyanzhongfangguang,yibuyibuzouxiangchenming:“heihei……xiaobaobei,biehaipa,gegehuihenwenroude!”

chenmingchadiandouyaotule,meitoushenshenzhouqi:“woquanni,zuihaobiedong!”

“laozibujinyaodong,haiyaohenhendedong!heihei……laiba!”

“啊!我的手!”

yishengcanjiaozhouranxiangqi,dahandeyizhishou,chengbuguizezhuang,dalalexialai。

“gandongwoxiongdi?ji**。ta!”

zhangguangqinglianseyibian,lishengdao!

“寡。妇姐……”

chenmingyouchoudekanleheyuyanyiyan。

heyuyanlianmangshuodao:“xiaoming,nikuaipao!buyongguanwo!”

chenmingyaoyaotou:“bushi,wodeyisishishuo,zheigehuoer,dejiaqian!”

suihou,chenmingyonglandeshenlegeyao,yangguangkailangdelianshang,luchuyimoshixuedeweixiao。

shinianqiantabeilaotouzidaishangshan,bairutianyimenmenxia,chengweilaotouzideguanmendizi,chulexiulianyishu,haideleyishengongfu。

jintianzhenghaozhaorenlianlianshou!