taqidezuichunfadou，zenmeyemeiliaodao，jingranbeiyigeruchouweiqiandechouxiaozibaileyidaoer！
tazirenweijiangzijiguoqudeheilishiyinmandehenhao，hejingshidaodishizenmechadaode？
songyihecikeganjuezijixiangshizuocuoleshenmeshiyiban，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan：“dui......duibuqi......”
tabuzhidaozijiweishenmeyaoshuoduibuqi，sihumuqinbuxiwangtachuxian，yebingbuzhidaotalaizheilideshi。
kezhiqiantamenfenmingshuo，shimuqinyaojietaguolaide......
guoleshifenzhong，luxueyaozhujianlengjingxialai，duisongyiheshuodediyijuhuashi：“siyatou，nihaicanwole！”
zheijuhua，jihushicongyafenglijichulaide。
songyiheyizhibiezhedeyanleizhongyujuedi，tadecunzaiyuanlaibingbubeirenherenqidai，suoyoudeqiwanghuanmie，yadetashouruodejianbangdalalexialai，suizheqiangrendewuyan，qingqingdoudong。
luxueyaokanzhexinfan，jiaolaiyongren：“xianbatadaixiaqushoushiyixia，bierangtadaolaoyezigenqianhuangyou。”
zheiyiwan，songyiheshuizaiyongrenfangli，tingjianzhaizilidezhengchaoxiangcheledabanye。
tatingbuqingzhengchaodeneirong，dantingdechumuqindeshengyin。
tatongkudebazijiguojinbeizilisisiwuzhuerduo，weilebukuchushenglai，shengshengjiangzuichunyaopo。
buyaota，weishenmeyaobatashengxialai？
翌日。
kansipinghedezaoshang，hezhairuodadefantingliquebotaoyongdong。
hejiafuzimianduimianzuozaicanzhuoqian，heyunhaidelianseshifennankan：“kanlaipingriliwohaishitaizongrongnile。”
“he。”hejingshibujinfachuyishengqingchi，shenchendemouzili，jinshihuian。
buguanbuwen，yesuanzongrongme？
tadefanyinggouqileheyunhaigengdadebukuai，kuanhoudeshouzhangzaizhuomianpaichuyishengjuxiang：“nixiaoshenme？！”
hejingshiwuweidesongsongjian：“juedehaoxiaojiuxiaole。”
可不就是好笑么？
pingshibuguantachuangleduodadehuo，heyunhailianmatadoulande。
rujinjiuyinweitabaneigenvrenjieguohunyouguohaizideshiertanzailemingmianshang，heyunhaijingrandaqingzaojiuzhaotadebutongkuai。
heyunhaibaonuerqi：“chouxiaozi，hejiahailunbuzhenishuolesuan！nizheifuyinyangguaiqideyangzi，gennimayigedexing！”
hejingshiqingkouzaizhuoyandeshouzhimudeshoujin。
turan，jijiangranqidexiaoyan，beitingyuanlixiangqidechaonaoshengjieduan。
luxueyaolazheshuiyanxingzhongdesongyihedashengkuhaozhewangmenkoubenqu：“nizouba，buguannishisishihuo，wodougubushangnile，sheimeiyougenianqingbudongshideshihou？womingbubinihao，yaoguaijiuguainineigaisidedie！shitahuilewo，yehuileni......”
songyiheshibeiluxueyaocongbeiwolishengshenglinchulaide，shenshangzhichuanzheyijiandanyi。
hanlengheerbiandehaokujiangtaxunsulahuixianshi，zuotiantacaigangjiandaomuqin，shenzhihaimeilaidejixuxujiu，jiuyaobeiganzou......
tadongshidemeiyoufankang，zuoyedezhengchaoshenghaiyingraozaierbian，tazhidao，mamayehenweinan，huoxubingfeiwanquanbuaita，duiba......？
zheidongjing，chenggongxiyindaolehezhaishangxiasuoyourendezhuyi，ziranyebaokuozaifantingdehejiafuzi。
heyunhaihenhennilehejingshiyiyan，yayizhenuhuoqishenchuqu。
hejingshimeiyougenshangqu，zhishinuobudaochuangbianyilianxixuedeqiaozhetingyuanli‘changxi’denvren。
luxueyaoshengdemeiyan，shuyuneizhongnongyanmeiren，jibianwuzhuangrongyenengqiaochujifenyaoyan。
xushizuoyedezhengchaorangtawumian，yehuoxushikeyide，tameiyouhuazhuang，xiandeshifenqiaocui。
shenshangchulegouleshenduandeshuiqunzhiwai，zhipizheyijianbobodewaitao，zuichunbeidongridehanfengchuideganzaofanbai，duolejifenbingtaidemei，zhenzhenshiwojianyoulian。
jiandaoheyunhai，luxueyaoyanleiluodeqiadaohaochu，zhenzhulisidetangguolianjia，jiangdongdesesefadoudesongyihepiezaiyipang，shentiyiwai，kaozaileheyunhaihuaizhong：“yunhai，shiwoduibuzhuni，meiyoushixiantanbai，kewoyeshinianqingbudongshibeiqipian，sheidouyoufancuodeshihou，wogenlenizheimeduonian，yizhibenbenfenfen，nishizhidaode......”
heyunhainianjinsishicaiyoudehejingshizheigeerzi，rujintayiguobanbai，danyiranshenxingtingba，shangnengbuzhuodaonianqingshidefengmao，meirenzaihuai，daoyebuweihe，fanerxiandeshifenhexie。
tataishoujianghuaizhongnvrenshaoshaogekai，chenshengkaikou：“laidoulaile，jiuliuxiaba。”
zheihuayichu，buguangluxueyaohesongyihe，lianchuanghoudehejingshidoujingdelengzhule。