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“娘娘，用力啊”
“niangniang，ninbazheicanpianhanzhe”
“niangniang，ninzaibuyongli，xiaohuangzikejiuweixianle”
tingzhezheixiejieshengmamadehua，wohenbudeyijiaochuaiguoqu。
laoniangwoyongshenmeli，yongshenmeli，tengdoutengsile，nalihaiyouliqi。
“wuwuwuwutengsiwole”
ganshouzhezheilaizilinghunshenchudetong，worenbuzhudedishengwuyanzhe。
xianggongshihuangdi，mayebuganma，duzhongshilongzhong，yebuganma。
“哇呜呜呜哇”
yuexiangwoyueweiqu，zhijiecongxiaoshengdewuyanbianchengledashengdetongku。
laoniangbushengle，aisheishei，tengsiwole，wuwu
“niangniang，biekuxiaotaozaininiangniang”
kanzhekudeshangxindewo，xiaotaoyeshiqiqicancanqiqide。
jieshengmamakanzhebaotoutongkudewomenzhupuliang，wunaidefanlegebaiyan。
shizhendeyongbaiyanfanwole，woganbaozhengwokandaole。
“niangniang，youkudeliqinindaoshiyongzaishenghaizishang”
lingyigelaomamalishengdeshuozhe。
“皇上驾到。”
zhengkudeqican，haibeimadebiequdeshihou，shizuoyongzhelaile。
“wahuangshangniyaojiwozuozhua，zheijigelaomamaqifuwowawuwuwu”
wozhijiedashengdekuqijiaohanzhe，heng，nimenyiweizaiqifusheini。
“huangxiong，tingzhezheizhongqishizua，nizheierziyoutuole。”
ertingzhewaimianyigemoshengnanshengdediaoxiao，wolikezhizhulejiaohansheng。
“啥，不是皇上？”
“niangniang，shilianwangyezaiwaimian。”
小桃赶紧给我科普。
“wangye，jiuminga，jiujiuxiaohuangzideminga”
tengdehunletou，zhiqianshelidedanxiaonuoruoderenshewoyegubushangle。
“hahahahuangxiong，jizheiweixiaohuangsaohuangemamajinquba，jiaodezhenggehuanggongdedoutingdaole，hahaha”
haishimeiyoutingdaohuangshangdeshengyin，zhiyouzheigebuzhediaodewangyedediaokan。
jixurenguoyibozhentonghou，sangemamachuqule。
“xiaotaoa，buhuishibuguanwoleba。”
kanzhechuquleyizhimeiyoujinxindemama，wozhejidewenzhezhengzaiwangwozuiliweicantangdexiaotao。
“niangniang，anxin，jishibuguannin，xiaohuangzitamenyebuhuibuguande。”
xiaotaozhongzheshuangyanzhaxindeanweizhewo。
“eee，wozaiheliangkou，niyaobuzhuwanmianjiwo，zheihuijiuhele，bukangea。”
xiangdaohuanghouniangniangneikongbudeyitianliangye，woyoudianpapadeshuozhe。
“niangniang，nayouzheishihouchimiande。”
xiaotaoqideduolexiajiao，zhuanshenduanzhewanzoule。
“eiei，meiyoumiancantangjiwohewana，shenghaizihenfeitilidehaoba。”
“ei，zhenshibaohanzibuzhiehanzijia。”
“诶”
yiqunrendoushichenzhewoshenghaiziqifuwo，ei，shifengrixiaa。
“wanpin，haohaojiangzhendehuangzishengxialai，buyaozuoyao。”
zhengzaiwoneixinjilitucaodeshihou，yidaoqinglengdeshengyinchuanlai。
butongyulianwangyededaizhexiaoyidediaokan，zheidaoshengyindezhurenyitingjiuzhidaoshigebuaixiaohaitelengkuderen。
meicuojiushiwozheilongzhongdetigongzhe，haizitadie，dangjinhuangshang，longhan。
“huangshang，chenqieyidingnulisheng，danshixianzainengjichenqiechiwanmianma？zhendeshimeiliqilea。”
wodashengduizhewaimiandehuangshangtizheyaoqiu，ranhoubujingyijiukandaolianggexinlaidemamahaoxiangbeileipileyiyangzhenjingdebiaoqing。
“给她。”
“哈哈哈”
bulunlianwangyexiaoderuhefangsi，yegubushangguanhuangshangzheishihoudebiaoqing，womanyidechizhexiaotaoduanlaidejitangmian，meizizidechizhe。
“atengatengsiwolezaijiwoyikoungngtengsilehekoutang”
tenglewojiujiaojisheng，butenglewojiuchijikou。
zhongyuzuihoutengtongyizhenyizhenlai，bujiworenhechuanxidejihuideshihou，woshengle。