“bucuobucuo，henbucuo。”
laoshifubeizheshousizhouxunshi，duiliangshenggezhengchaozhedezheiyiguochaye，biaoshichuleshifendemanyi。
“shifunikuaiguolai，yekankanwode!!”rongnajijiqiangdao。
laoshifushenshounianqiyigenchaye，yiniejisui，yushishihuashishuo：“buxing，nidezheigefanchaobujunyun。”
rongnalianseyichen，zheisilaotoujiushizaiguyizhenduiwodeba?
xinzhongbufuqi，yuqipoweibuxiedishuodao：“shifu，doushitongyangdecaozuo，weishenmetadejiushihenbucuo!wodejiushifanchaobujunyun?”
rongnazheihuajiuchajiang“nijiushiyousixin，zaipiantanliangshengge”deyisishuochulai。
laoshifujianrongnazaihuaiyitadegongzhengpanduan，meixinyizhou，zhijiemingquejianyidao：“nidezheixiegezhijiataizhangle，lianshoutaozheidoudaibuhao，suibianyongzhijiazhuazibajixiazi，nayourenzheiyangzichaochade!zheiyenengjiaofanchaochayema?”
“wolaoqinchaolejishiniandechaye，jiushibizheyandounengchaoyiguohaochayechulai，sheiyonglexin，sheimeiyongxin，woguangkaowendounengfenchulaide，sheidoubiexianghunongwolaotouzi!”
“meiyongxindexiazheteng，jiuchunshushizailangfeihaochayezi。”laoshifuhaishigepiqizhengzhidexiaolaotou。
lenghengyisheng，goulouzhebeizouxiangchangtianzhendeneiyiguochaye。
tuliurongnayuandianzizhouma，silaotou，deseshenme，bujiushigechouzhongdide!
“laoshifu：nishiwojiaoguozuichadeyijiexuesheng。”
“jiuzhei?gangcaihaiduiliangjiedafangjueci‘kanyiyanjiuhui’?wocongweimeijianguorucihouyan**zhiren!”
“budongbieluanshuo，womennanadujiaxinchuangdechaye，gazhicui，kexiangla~”
“loushangwohuaiyinizaifanchuan。”
“aduiduidui，zaichaochaodounengchengtanle，nimenjixugachuiba!fanzhengwozuikanhaoliangjie，zouzheqiaoba。”
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manghuoleyixiawu，dajiadechayezhongyuquanbuchulule。
jiabinmendechengpinyiyizhanshizaijingtouqian。
laoshifushierdiantouzantong，shieryaotoutanqi，youqizaikandaorongnadechayechengpinshi，meitougengshizhouchenglegeshenshendechuanzi。
kanzhezaiyiliulvliangdechayezhong，zijideneiyimokuhuise。
rongnasihuyeyishidaole，zijichaochulaidechayezhiliangqueshichaledian。
lianmangqiangxingjieshi：“woyeshidiyicichaochaye，kenengmaixiangchaledian，kougankendingshibuhuichade!”
“niguanzheijiao‘chaledian’?youshihouzhendexiangbaojing。”
“hahahahahahahatiantaxialai，haiyourongnadezuidingzhe。”
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“zhouzhou，yaobuchangchangwodechayeba，wojinwanjiujinichongpao，haobuhaoma~”rongnaduizheguyizhousajiaosidishuodao。
guyizhouzhibojiandefensi，zhijiekaiqileyuandibaozha。
“biebiebie，nazhenideduyaotuituitui!biehuohaiwojiazhouzhou!!”
“zheihaiburuhuanliangshenggeni!!”
“guna，bielaicengwodemanfencp!”
yishizhijian，liangshenggejingranchenglezhengduodexiangbobo。
guyizhouyebeichandejintuiliangnan，muguangqiujiusidiwangxiangliangshengge。
liangshenggequedongkankan，xiqiaoqiao。
bushiditouwanshouzhi，jiushitaiyanwangpengding，muguangbujujiaodisichuliuda。
“zhouzhou~”rongnashunzhetademuguangkanqu，zenmeyoushiliangshenggezheigeshibaxian?!
xinzhongsuiranbiyi，danyebujinananjiduqilai，shuohuayebiandeyinyangguaiqi，shengpaliangshenggetingbudong。
“chulehaokanyiwushichudehuaping，zhinengaidifangairenyan~”
啪——
liangshenggeturanshouzhangyipai，gancuililuodigaishangletadechayeguanzi。
“nidechashinenghedema?”
laoshifudiandiantou，renzhenshuodao：“queshibunenghe。”
“shenme?!weishenme!zheishiwoxinxinkukuchaochulaidechaye!pingshenmebunenghe?”rongnashengyinjianruishangyang，neixindegezhongbuman，yixiaziquanbaofachulaile!