第3章 乖乖配合我演戏

yunyisheidoubufu,jiufutazijizheizhangpozui。

haoshicongmeilingyanguo,huaishiyishuoyigezhun。

gangniantaoguopaobudiao,ranhoujiutingjianguanjiadeshengyin,taniuguotouqu,guanjialimareqingdechaotaxingliwenhao。

genpichongyoulaile,zaitashenhou,haigenzheshijigeshibing。

yunyixinzhongshengchuyizhongbuhaodeyugan,qiangzuozhendingdedao,“zheixiedoushi……”

“laizheibianshouzhede。”guanjiakeqidedao,“wangyeshuole,youwangfeizaifushang,yidingdequebaofushangdeanquan,dongbianshouweisenyan,xibianxiangduiboruobushao,yinciteyicongjunzhongbochurenshou,fenbieanpaizaifushang。”

“……”

taopaojihuahaizaiyaolanzhizhong,bianxuanbushibai。

yunyiqidebantiandoubuzhishuoshenmehao。

fandaoshiguanjia,yikanjiushijianguodashimianderen,chenjidao,“wangfei,wangyezuozheiyiqiedoushiweilenin,ninyidingyaolijiewangyedekuxina。”

呵呵呵。

她很理解。

dongbianxibian,lianggetaopaodianxiangjishishou,rongxiuneiwangbadan,jiushibuxiangrangtalikai。

她的心好痛。

yunyiananmoya,kanzheguanjiazhaohuneixieshibingdaogudingdedifangzhangang,shenxikouqi,pixiaoroubuxiaodedao,“wodangranhenlijiewangyele,buzhidaoyouduomeganxiewangyeni!”

“wangfei,ganxiewangye,laonudaoshijuede,ninkeyizuochudianshijixingdongde。”

“……”呸!

zheitianmeifaliaoxiaqule,tazhengyuanleyanjing,henbudetiaoqilaidengta,“guanjiaguanhaozijijiugoule!”

yunyiqigugudecongxiyuanlikai。

chushiweijieshenxiansi,tanainaigexiong!

xinliyouqi,yunyimanwumudexianguang,buzhibujuezhong,daoletaherongxiudebieyuan。

zenmeyouzhuanhuizheipodierle?

yunyibendasuanniutoujixuzhuan,quefaxianyuanziliyougexiaobudian。

zhengshiyitianmeijiandexiaomuyu。

talailexingzhi,ganjinzoudaoyuannei,dalaoyuandechaozhexiaomuyuhan,“bianyierzi!”

xiaomuyuzhengdianjiaobazhenaodaiwangwulikan,tingjianyunyideshengyin,gaoxingdezhuanguoshen,“bianyiniangqin!”

tadiandiandecongtaijieshangpaoxialai,yibapujinyunyihuaili。

yunyibatabaozhuhou,zaitalianshangcengleceng,“zenmeyang?zuowanshuidehaoma?chidehaobuhao?”

xiaomuyuxiaowanleyanjing,yigejingerdiantou,“hao!douhao!yunyi,nizhidaoma,zheilidechuanghaodaa,biwomendechuangdaduole。”

“feihua!renjiakeshiwangyeni!chuangbudazenmetixianzungui?”

xiaomuyusidongfeidong,“fancaidouhaohaochi!dianxinyehaochi!yunyiniangqin,nishiwangfei,neiwomenjiuzaizheiliyizhizhuxiaquba,haobuhao?”

“……”yunyishensenankandekanzheta。

tabatabaozailedengzishang,zhizhebizijiaoyudao,“niyetaimeiyuanzeleba?yizhangchuangjidunfanjiubanishoumaile?nihaiyaobuyaozhaoniqinshengdieniangle?yaobuyaohuinidedahaozhailimianqule?”

xiaomuyudenaodaiyuelaiyuewangxiadala,zirenlikui。

“zaishuole,neixinwangfeiyijinmendehua,nalihainengyouzanmenliangdehuolu?woshigeguoqiwangfei,nishigelailubumingdeyehaizi,cana,neiriziwoyixiang,jiuganjuecandaoku……”yunyishuozhehaizhenshibiziyisuan,yanleiwangwang。

xiaomuyumangshenchushoujitabingbucunzaideyanlei,“niangqinbuku,buguoxiaomuyutingshuole,wangyehaoxiangbuquxinwangfeile。”

“nitingsheishuode?”yunyihuyi,yebumoleile,xingzhibobodewendao。

yushixiaomuyujiurushigaosuleta。

tingwanhou,yunyilveweizhenjing。

zuotianrongxiugentashuobuhuizaiqu,tazhidangchengshinanrendetianyanmiyu,gaiquqishihaishiyaoquqide,bijingneikeshilaotaihoucidehun,erneixinqiyoushiyouwenhuadedameiren。

是男人都很难抗拒。

naxiangrongxiujingranzhendeqinzirugong,kenqingtuilezheimenqinshi。

bujinruci,jintianyidazaochuandaolaobaixingzuilidebanbengengkuazhang,shuoshizheirongxiudangzhelaotaihoudemian,lixiadushi,cishengfeitayunyibuqu,fouzebidingtiandaleipi。

douzhidaolaotaihouzuishixihuanzheigesunzi,rongxiulairuciyishou,kebalaotaihouhehuaile。

weici,chenggongtuidiaoleqinshi。

yunyixinzhongweimiao,zongjuedeshiqingyinggaihaimeiwan。

guobuqiran,daolezhongwu,rongxiubianlaizhaotale。

tazhengshuangshouhuanxiong,kanzhexiarenmenwangfangjianlibanxinjiaju。

“yuner,”rongxiurenhaiweidao,shengyinxiandao,yunyizhuanshenkanta,jichoudedao,“yo,wangyelaile?”

rongxiuxiangshinengcaizhongtazaixiangshenme,zhuanmenqitadao,“ng,mangleyishangwu,guolaikankanwodewangfeitaopaolemei?”

“……”yunyibaochiweixiao,“wangyeteyipairenshouzhe,jiushilianzhicangyingdoufeibuchuquni。”

“neijiuhao。”rongxiumanyidediantou,“neiwangfeikeyisixinlema?”

mingmingshineimeyizhangyingjunhaokandelian,cikeyunyiquezhixiangzaishangmiannaochuhualai。

pianshengkantachibie,rongxiuxiaoyiyuefanonglie,“yuner,guaiguaidaizaiwoshenbian,wohuihaohaoduinide。yidingrangniganshoudaochuntianbandewennuan。”

“wozhiganshoudaolenichuntiandaolede**。”yunyifanbaiyan,lanlandedao。

rongxiushenmidekanletayiyan,“wanshangzhenqianghedanlianyilian?”!!!

“jujue。”tatuikaitakaoguolaidelian,“rongxiu,nizhaowohaiyoushenmeshi?”

jiantalveweikangju,rongxiushouqibuzhengjingdediaoxiaoshense,tapaipaishou,likeyouxiaosichilidetaizheyigedaxiangzizouguolai。

xiaosibaxiangzifangxia,rongxiusuishouxiankai,jingranshijinyinzhubao,jihuyaoshanxiatadeyanjing。

yunyijingyadeganjintuozhuxiaba,shengpadiaoxialai。

hao…hao…haoduoyinzia!

tacongmeijianguozheimeduodeqian,henbudecongyanjinglimianmaochuhuolai。

“wang…wangye…zheishishenmeyisia?”yunyikanxiangrongxiu,shuyuanbujian,huanchengxiaoyiyingyingdeqinni。

rongxiujianzhuangyebuchaichuan,xiaozhedao,“zheixiedoushijinide。”

“wangyezhenhao!”yunyijidongdepuguoqubaota,ranhouxingfendeditouqukanzhubao。

naxianggangnachuyigefeicuizhuozi,jiutingrongxiudao,“biegaoxingtaizao,xiangyaozheixiangzidongxi,xiandayingwoyijianshi。”

“……”

taniangde,tajiuzhidaobuhuizheimejiandan!

yunyiqigugudedengzheta,“youhuakuaishuo,youpikuaifang!”

“跟我来。”

rongxiubatadaidaofangjianli,shanglaisiwugenubi,buyoufenshuodebataanzaiyizishangkaishishuzhuangdaban,youshimofenyoushituyanzhi,haoburongyizhetengwanshangzhuang,tayoubeituizhequhuanyifu。

dengyiqiedoujieshu,yunyizhanzairongxiumianqian,tiaomeikanta,“jigeyisi?”

“nainaitingshuonimeisi,rangwodaijingonglikankan,wozhiyouyigeyaoqiu,guaiguaipeihewoyanxi,woshuoshenmebianshishenme,yanhaoleneixiangzhubaojiushinide。”

yunyixiangzhe,yishibanhuipaobule,nenglaoyibishiyibi。

“成交!”

congwangfudaohuanggong,buguoyikezhongdegongfu,chengzuomachegengshixunsu。

jindaogongli,kandaoneigaodadehongqianghuangwa,rumusuoji,zaidushengchushuxideganjue。

yunyiminleminchun,yaxianeixieqingxu,cunbubulidegenzairongxiushenhou。

daodaqiankungongmenqian,rongxiutingxiajiaobu,chaotashenchushou。

yunyikanxiangta,wushengwen,ganma?

“lashou。”tashuo,“peihewo。”

“……”weilejinyinzhubao,taren。

yunyidexiaoshoubeitabaozaidazhangzhizhong,kuanhouerwennuan,benlaixindihaiyoudianfuzaohejinzhang,jingranxiaoshibujian。

rongxiurouroutadexiaoshou,xinzhongqingxiao。

有趣,当真有趣。

rujindeyunyi,shengdonghuopo,biqilaiyiqianneigemutougeda,shizaishihaowantaiduo。

tagougouchun,jianyijingdaolezhengdian,shouhuixinsi。

dianneijinbihuihuang,shehuagaodiao,yunyizaobeidingzhuguozhuangmutourenbianke,yushijinledian,genzherongxiuxingliguohou,jiuzhanzaiyipangyanguanbi,biguanxin,shiyaojiangchenmojinxingdaodi。

keyourenbingbuxiangrutaxinyi。

huangtaihougaogaozaishang,muguangshizhongdingzheyunyikan。

tayikaishijiubuxihuanyunyizheigeyatou,dangchucainianjiqingqing,dingdiandoubuchuzhong,rongxiuquebeizheixiaoyatouguimixinqiao,takanshangdedacainv,tafeibuyao,yingshiyimenxinsiyaoquyunyi,pianpianxuanlegebutaotaxide。tamenchengqinyihou,tahaishimeikanshunyanguoyunyi,yixinxunsizhejirongxiunagecefei,takanshangdedacainvjiutinghaode。

jieguodoubeirongxiujujuele。

zaihoulai,haoburongyiyunyishizuzhuiyasile,tazongsuancihun,cuohechengdacainvherongxiu。

yankanhaoshijiangjin,yunyijuranyouhuilaile。

butaoxihaizhenshibutaoxi。

成心是和她对着干。

xiangdaozhei,huangtaihoudebizijiuqiwaile,talenghengchusheng,guyiweinanyunyi,“yunyi,taiqitoulai,jinmenqiyijuhuadoumeishuoguo,zhuiyabanaoziyeshuaihuaile?zheidianlishudoubudong?”

yunyikuhaha,jiuzhidaoneixiangzijinyinzhubaobuhaona,qiaoqiao,zhaochadelaile。

tataiqitoulai,kanxianggaotaishangdehuangtaihou,yikanneiqishi,de,zhenzhenbuhaore。

不好惹也得硬上啊。

taguaiqiaodexingli,ruanruandedao,“huihuangtaihou,yunyiqueshishibanaozishuaihuaile,huangtaihoujianzhiliaoshirushen。”

“ni!”huangtaihouqiji,“nizheishizaitiaoxinbengong?”

yunyiyilianmeng,“yunyibugan。wangyekeyizuozheng,yunyijueduimeiyoubandiantiaoxinzhiyi。”

“dequeruci。”rongxiuhetayichangyihe,“huinainai,yunertadequeshishuaihuailenaozi,jibudeyiqianxuduoshiqing,zuowantaiyichakanguo,shuoshixiangyaohuifujiyi,deyouyiduanrizi。”

suirantingdaolejieshi,kejianrongxiuhuzheyunyi,huangtaihounaomenshangdehuo,haishiziziwangwaicuan。

jiuzaizheishi,yizhilizaihuangtaihoushenbiandenvzi,dandandekaikou,“huangnainai,ninbieqile,jiusuanninxinbuguowangfei,yeyinggaixiangxinxiugegea。”

修哥哥?

云意差点吐了。

takanxiangneinvzi,rourouruoruode,buguodaoshizhangleyizhanghenyoutediandedayuanpanzilian,xingkuitawuguanqingxiu,haisuanhaokan,yaoburanjiugennaodaishangdinglezhangzhimashaobingchabuduo。

huangtaihoubeineinvziyihong,guoranhuanhehenduo,“haishimiaoertaowoxihuan。”

“huangnainai,nijiubiequxiaowole。”jiaomiaoerdeyuanpanzilianxiaoqilai,poyouxigan,yunyiditouyaochunrenzhubuxiao,meixiangdaoneinvzizaidukaikou,jingshiduitashuode。

“xianwangfei,nishiruhedejiude?youshiruhehuidaojingchengde?ruguoxiangnisuoshuodeshiyile,niyoushiruhedezhinishiwangfeideni?”

yuanpanziliantichuyikouqitichuzheimeduowenti,yunyitoudoudale。

keyuanpanzishigerebuqidejiao,tajiaohuangtaihoujiaonainai,jiaorongxiujiaogege,yinggaiyeshigegongzhushenmede。

yunyifeikuaidezainaozhongpanduanchuduifangshenfen,gangyaokaikou,hurantingshenbianderongxiulenglengdechixiaochusheng,“sumiaoer,nisuanshishenmeshenfen,yeganzhiwenbenwangdewangfei?”