第5章 逮住一只羊可劲儿薅毛啊

quanchangjijing,douzaidengzheyunyidehuida。

yunyiwuyanyidui,zheihuidoukanjian,shitadetangwanfeilechuqu,zazailesumiaoershenshang。

renzhengwuzhengdouzai,zenmexidouxibudiao。

yunyikanzhesumiaoer,shuobuchudeyanfan,tahaopiqibeimomeile,lengxialiandao,“duibuqi,wobushiguyide,woyemeixiangdaohuifashengzheizhongshi,danhenxianran,suxiaojiezaitiwodengzideshihou,yinggaijiusuanjihaolezheiyiqieba?”

sheirangtabutongkuai,tayederangsheibutongkuai。

gangcaijiahuobucheng,zheihuiyoulaiyihui,zhendangtahaoqifulebushi?

bushuoqingchu,zheishimeiwan,sumiaoerxiangbazijipieganjing,pei,zuotadedatoumeng!

苏妙儿再度震惊。

tameixiangdao,yunyihuibazheishuochulai。

“womeiyou!”lingjiyidongzhixia,sumiaoerlikefouding,“womeiyoutinidedengzi,niyuanwangwo!mingmingjiushinicuole,nijuranhaizheimeshuo!”

sanyanliangyu,youyingyingyingdekushangle。

yunyixintoudefuzaoyuelaiyueduo,tazhenxiangbaxiedizisaijinsumiaoerzuili,rangtaanjinganjing。

场面有些难堪。

huangtaihoushizuiweigaoquanzhongde,youxianglaipiantansumiaoer,buwenqinghongzaobai,jiukaikoushuodao,“yunyi!jimiaoerdaoqian!bengongsuiranrenlaole,danshixinbumang,nishuomiaoertinidengzi,bengonghemiaoerjulizheimejin,zenmemeiyouchajuedao!bengongkannijiushilingyalichi,hujiaomanchan,sibuhuigai!xianzai,likejimiaoerdaoqian!burandehua,xiuyaoguaibengongbujinimianzi!”

“nainai!”rongxiucumei,chenshengdao。

“nibizui!”huangtaihouxieta,“hougongdeshiqing,wolaotaiposhuolehaishisuanshude!nizijidenvren,nibujiaoxun,bengongjintiantinijiaoxun,rangtazhangzhangjixing!”

局面一边倒。

云意看得清。

zhongrenzhumuzhizhong,taerhuabushuodezhanqishen,gancuililuodedaoqian,“suxiaojie,duibuqi,wocuole。ruguonibujieyi,woyuanyiqinziweinigengyipeizui,qingninyuanliang。”

qinzigengyipeizui,zheiqibushiyiweizhe,takeyibatangtangqiwangfeidangyahuanshi?

sumiaoerxinliqiexi,mianshangbudongshengsedediandiantou,“jiranruci,neiwoyebushigejijiaoderen,biansuanleba。qiwangfei,fanlaofuwoqugengyi。”

yunyixinlilengxiaolianlian,shangdanglebaxiaochunhuo。

tadiantoushuohao,zaizhongrenzhumuzhong,zouguoqu,qingqingfuzhusumiaoerdegebo。

sumiaoerzirandeyiyangyang。

“wosongnimenguoqu。”rongxiuzhanqishen,zouzaiyunyidelingyice。

sanrenzouzhezouzhe,sumiaoerzhengchenjinzaiyaleyunyiyitoudexiyuezhong,huranshenbiandeyunyiaiyoyisheng,diedaozaidi。

“yuner!”rongxiulikeshishengjiaodao。

zaidufashengzhuangkuang,suoyouzaichangderen,xinyandoukuaitiaochulaile!

sumiaoergengshimomingqimiao。

zenmehaoduanduande,yunyihuranjiudaole?

rongxiubayunyifuqilai,talianshangyijingrushiyipian,bankaozairongxiuhuaili,banjiaodididekuzhedao,“suxiaojie,niweiheyierzaizaiersandezheiyangdaiwo?woduiyijinggennidaoqian,shenzhiqinzitinigengyi,weihenihaiyaoduoduobiren,chutuibandaowo?”

rongxiuqueditougouchun,xiaodongxihaitingcongming。zhidaoyiyanhaiyanyiyahaiya。

kezhongrenquemengbile,shenmeqingkuangazheishi!

sumiaoerzhanglezhangzui,kandaoyunyi,qidefadou,“ni!womeiyou!nishiguyizijishuaidaode!nixiangjiahuowo!”

“sumiaoer。benwangjiuzaiyunerpangbian,qinyankandaonibandaoleta,nihaixiangjiaobian?”rongxiuqiangzaiyunyigenqianshuohua。

sumiaoerlianseyibai,“wo…wo…womeiyou!”takanxianghuangtaihou,“nainai,womeiyou!”

皇太后面色为难。

“nainaibuhuiyoubuxiangxinwozheigeqinsunziba!”rongxiukeyibaqinsunzisangezi,zhongzhongqiangdiao。

shidaorujin,huangtaihoubiewutafa,shengliserendekanzhesumiaoer,“miaoer,nizenmenengzheimeduoni?jiqiwangfeidaoqian!”

sumiaoerjiandashiyiqu,meixiangdaojuranbeirongxiubidezheimediuren,tachuixiashixian,wengshengwengqidedao,“qiwangfei,duibuqi,wofangcaishiyishiguimilexinqiao,qiuniyuanliangwo。”

rongxiujiangyunyidahengbaoqi,meimuwenroudekanzheta,wen,“ruhe?qixiaolemei?”

并没有。

yunyixinlifadu,sumiaoerxiangdaizhuyizhiyang,kejingerhaoyangmao,takebuyuanyizuoneizhikeliandeyang。

“wodetuihaoteng…gangcaihaoxiangshiweidaolejiaohuai……wuwuwu,zheiyangshangjindonggukongpadetanghenjiulewangye……”tayangmiankanxiangrongxiu,kelianbabadedao。

kanzhetashuiwumengmengdeyanjing,rongxiudongle,tazhuanguotoukanzhesumiaoer,“wangfeituibunengxiadixingzoule,kanlaiyaosuxiaojiefeixinsihouyiduanshijianle。”

苏妙儿脸瞬间垮了。

“neidaobuyongle。”yunyishishishanjierenyidedao,“zhixuyaomafansuxiaojiehusongwohuijiabianshi。”

sumiaoerhenbudebayayaoduan,toujibuchengshibami,shuodejiushita!

dantapianpianmeiyoubanfa,haideyingzhetoupipeixiao,“wangfeixinxiongkuanguang,duoxiewangfeikaien。”

jiexialaideyidunfan,zhongrenchidexiangdangbushiziwei。

huangtaihouhesumiaoer,yigebiyigelianhei。

fanguanyunyiherongxiu,liangrenzeshinaodaicouzaiyiqi,shibushideqingxiaochusheng,kanqilaiqinmiwujian。

fanhou,yanbujianweijing,zairongxiutichulikaizhiji,huangtaihouganjinbailebaishou。

tadahengbaoqiyunyi,dayaodabaizouchuqu,shenhougenzhebuqingbuyuandesumiaoer。

shanglemachehou,yunyilimacongtahuailizuanchulai,shenshoubatatuichuqudalaoyuan。

liangrenzhijianlakaiyitiaozhangzhangdejuli。

rongxiusixiaofeixiaodekanzheta,“guohechaiqiao?”

“buranni?”yunyitixing,“xiwopeiniyanle,neixiangdongxixianzaishiwodele,nikebiefanhui!”haidianjizhezheihuishini。

rongxiudiantou,“dayingnideshiqing,buhuifanhui。”

“neijiuhao。”yunyixiankaichechuangkanxianghoumiandemache,“rangtahuiba,kanjianjiufan。”

说的是苏妙儿。

rongxiuwenyanqingdandetiaomei,tashenzikaojinlejifen,“yuner,nifangxin,yihouwodouhuihuzheni。”

“nikeladaoba!”yunyimeihaoqidedao,“neisumiaoerjiushiyinweini,caizhenduiwoshejiwo,niyaoshizhenxianghuzhewo,woqiuqiuniliwoyuandian。”

“niwobenshifuqi,yunerbuyaoyuworucishengfen。”rongxiuzhuaguotadeshou,“taruoshijixuqifuni,wodingrangtachibuledouzhezou。”

chexiangdekongjianbenlaijiubuda,tacouguolai,yunyibuyoudexianghoutui。

houbeiyadaolechechuang,wuchukeduo,tazhinengtanqiderenming。

qiaorongxiudejiashi,xinlipapade。

zanshitaobudiao,yebixudeduozhetadian。

yilaipabeisumiaoerzaishejizheteng,erlaidanyoutalaoduitashangxiaqishou,zhantabianyi,neizenmexing!

yunyidadingzhuyihou,shuoganjiugan。

huidaofushang,chenzherongxiuheguanjiazaitaolunshiqing,tayiliuyandehuidaofangjian,bamenchuangquandoufansuole。

zheixiatawanshangkeyishuigeshutanjue,bubidanxintachuangjinlai。

rongxiubingbuzhidaoyunyidexinsi,dengtahuidaoxiangfang,quefaxianmentuibukaile。

tazhuanerqutuichuanghu,tongyangdabukai。

nongmobandeyesexia,tadingdingdekanzhefangjian,huerxiaole。

有意思。

jintianzaigonglishouleweiqu,tajiuzanqiefangguota。

zheiyiwan,yunyibazhanlezhengzhengyizhangdachuang,shuidebietiduoshutan。

xinglaihoushenqingqishuang,kandaoshenbianmeiren,taliekaizuixiao,jiuzhidaozheiyizhaoguanyong。

lakaimen,yourensihouxishuchifan,yongguofanhou,guanjialaijiaota,shuowangyezaishufangdengta。

不去。

yunyixiangdoumeixiangdejujue,“wojiaoweile,zoubuguoqu。”

guanjiakankantazaiyuanzhongzoulaizouqu,sichukanpenzai,zuijiaochouchou,chuzhemeidong。

云意不管他。

guanjiazhanbantianhou,juedemeijing,xingxingdizoule。

sheizhidaoguolehui,tayoulaile,bujinshenhoudaizhetaiyi,yunyihaiyiyankandaolerongxiu。

rongxiujiantahuobengluantiao,shierbujian,daodagenqianhouguanqiededao,“yuner,tingshuonijiaotengdezoubudong,woteyirangdafulaijinikankan。”

“……”niyanwoyandajiayan。

mingrenbanguolaiyizhangdengzi,yunyizuoxialai,dafuzhuangmozuoyangdejianchawanbi,shuoshiyaojingyang,jinliangbuyaoxiadi。

rongxiuyibenzhengjingdediantou,“benwangjixiale。”

duiyutayingdijibiedeyanji,yunyishipeifude,dengdafuzouhou,pingtuixiaren,rongxiuzaidubatadahengbaoqi,fangzaitatuishang。

做什么!

yunyizhengzhazhejiuyaowangxiatiao,rongxiuquebuken,dao,“wangfeituijiaobushufu,bunengxiadi。”

你奶奶个熊啊!

“woxianzaihaole。”tashuodao。

“buxing。”rongxiujujue,“dafushuole,nihaibunengxiadi。”

baozhetadeshoubeixiangdangyouli。

yunyiwufafanbo,youzhengzhabude,zhinengchileyabakui。

rongxiubatabaohuailihou,biankaishichuliwenjian,yunyikandaoshangmianmimimamadezi,jiutoutengbuyi,suoxingfangkongzijihusiluanxiang。

anjingdebieyuanli,**mingmei,yuemoguolebangeshichen,guanjiadaizheyibangrenyoulaile。

youdongjingxiangqi,yunyipiantoukanguoqu,jiantazhishineiqunrenzaifangmenshangyizhendingdingdangdang。

“wei!”yunyipairongxiu,daduantadao,“nirangtamenzuoshenmeni?”

rongxiuelesheng,xiaoyingyingdezaitaerbiandao,“danxinwangfeizaibabenwangsuozaimenwai,suoyirangtamenbamensuoxiele。”

“……”

她现在只想骂人!

yunyiliansenankan,jijingbianhua,zuihouhehexiaole,“wangyehaoshouduan,wocongweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren。”

“duoxiewangfeikuajiang。”tayouyagouchun,tanranjieshou。

yunyiqinangnangdeyaoya,“rongxiu,wogenbenbuxihuanni,nizheiyangduiwosichanlanda,youyisima?”

“yunerzhiqianyeshizheiyangduibenwangde,sichanlanda,bulininijiuxunsimihuo,benwangdangchuyewufalijie,juedemeiyisi,rujintiyanyixia,daoshibieyouyifanziwei。”tajinlejinfangzaitayaojiandezuoshou,zhangmeiweitiao,“yuner,rujinnipaobule,buruwomenlaizuogeyueding。”

“shenmeyueding?”yunyihuyi,jingtixinqi。

rongxiuxiaolexiao,bangtalvlelvdiaoxialaidesuifa,“buyongzheimejinzhang。womenyueding,jibiciyigejihui。yibannianweiqi,zaizheibannianli,nishizhejieshouwoquaiwo,ruguobannianqixianyidao,nihaishiduiwomeiganjue,neibenwanghuizunzhongni,fangniziyou。”