第一章我失忆了
shiyihou，wofaxianlaopobingbuaiwo。
tabaqiannanyoudangchengbao，woshengbingdeshihou，tazaijiqiannanyousongfan；
wobeirenrumadeshihou，taquezhudongzhanchulai，bangqiannanyoushuohaohua；
shenzhilianwozaiyiyuanbeiqiangjiudeshihou，tahaizaiqujieqiannanyoudelushang！
wotingdexinjingroutiao，huaiyizijishibushiyoushounveqingxiang。
zhiyoushibasuijiyidewo，dabiyihui，zailihunxieyishangqianlezi。
不爱，那就离婚啊！
kelaopoquebudaying，taguizaiwomianqian，beiweikeqiu。
“laogong，wocuole，qiuniyuanliangwo！”
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#danghongnvxingsuxiaorou，shenyemihuiqiannanyouguyan#
#suxiaorouhefudongbeibaolihun#
#傅东绿帽子#
weiboshang，yitiaotiaozuyirangyulequanzhendongderesou，rangwohunshenbingliang。
womeixiangdao，qizisuxiaoroujingranpianlewo！
tazuotiangenbenbushihejuzuweidujuben，ershiqujianletadebaiyueguangqiannanyouguyan！
gouzipaidezhaopianhenqingxi，taheguyanzuozaiyiqi，lianshangdexiaorongshiwocongweijianguodetianmi。
woqidehunshenzhandou，likejisuxiaoroufaleyitiaoduanxun。
“nizaina，likehuijia，woyoushiyaowenni！”
“nizaibuhuilai，wojiucongloushangtiaoxiaqu！”
congxiawusandian，yizhidengdaowanshangshidian，suxiaorouzhongyuhuilaile。
jianwozhanzaiyangtaishang，jiaoxiasanluozhejiupingheyantou，tanaonudelenghe：“fudong，niyounaoshenme？biemeishijiwozhaomafan，woleidehen。”
“累？”
woshuangyantonghong，weiqudedingzhetafanwen：“jianguyanjiubulei，huilaikanjianwojiujuedeleileshima？”
suxiaoroudongzuoyijiang，buganxiangxindetaiyandingzhewokan：“nishuoshenme？”
“wangshangdoushiniheguyanderesou，niyiweiwokanbujianma，suxiaorou，nibawozheigelaogongdelianwangnagea！”
woqidetiaojiao，zhijiezhanzaileyangtaibianshang，weiqudedahan：“xianzaiwangshangdouzaichuan，womenyaolihunle！”
suxiaorouzhoumeirouleroutaiyangxue，yuqibinglengdao：“nixianxialaizaishuo。”
“我不下！”
woqidezhiyaoya：“nixianzailikebaguyandesuoyoulianxifangshilahei，buranwojiucongzheilitiaoxiaqu！”
“好啊，你跳啊。”
suxiaorouyuqizhouleng，kanxiangwodeyanshenhaowuganqing：“niyaoshizhengantiao，wohaisuannishigenanren！”
wolengzhule，meixiangdaosuxiaoroushenweiwodeqizi，duiwojingranrucilengmo！
zheiwunian，woquanxinquanyideweileta，weilezheigejiafuchu。
可是她呢？
zhiyaoguyanchuxian，tadiyishijianjiuhuiweizaiguyanshenbiandazhuan！
wojiuxianggebubeiaidexiaochou，zhinengyongzuosidefangshi，xunqiuqizideguanzhu。
takanxiangwodeyanshen，chongmanyane，rangworumangzaibei，hunshenbingliang。
tasihuzhendexiangrangwoqusi。
woxinyiheng，songkaishouchaozheshenhoudiequ。
queshizhongmeiyoudengdaosuxiaorouchongxialaikanwoyiyan。
haishiyiloudelinjubaolejing，bawosongdaoleyiyuanqiangjiu。
zaizhengkaiyan，wobiankandaowushugejuzhezhangqiangduanpaodejizhe，zhengxiangjuzhehuatongduizhunlewo。
“fuxiansheng，qingwenninweishenmeyaotiaolou，shininqizisuxiaorouchuguilema？”
“qingwenfuxiansheng，ninshoulishifouyijingyouzhengjule？”
“fuxiansheng......”
woyilianmangrandekanzhetamen，yaotoufanwen：“nimenzaishuoshenme，wozenmetingbudong？”
suxiaorou......shishei？
naohailiganggangmaochuzheigeniantou，jiurangwotoutongyulie。
hushiyishengchongjinlai，zuzhilejizhemenduiwodesaorao。
“baoqian，bingrenxuyaojingyang，qingnimenxianchuqu！”
guanshangmenhou，hushidongzuoshuliandejiwohuandiaoping。
womolemotoushangchandeshabu，shizaixiangbuqilaizheiduanshijiandaodifashengleshenme。
shuyejieshuhou，wofuleqianlikaiyiyuan。
womangrandekanzhezhouwei，quebuzhidaozijigaiqunali。
jiuzaizheishi，yiliangpaochetingzailewodemianqian。
chechuangjiangxia，yizhangshuaiqidelianduiwoweiweiyixiao，daleshengzhaohu：“haixiaochou，zhandajieshangbiaoyanni？”
wochayidekanzheyanqiandemoshengnanren，bujiefanwen：“nishinaweia？”
“你不认识我了？”
nanrenshangxiadalianglewoyiyan，sihujuedeyouqu：“fudong，woquannihaishishouqineixiebaxiba，buguannizenmenao，xiaorouzainiwozhijian，haishihuixuanzewoguyan。”
“顾言？”
shuxidemingzi，rangwoyouxiechayi。
wozhilezhita，huangrandawudediandiantou：“e，nijiushiqianduanshijian，beibaoliaochuguangyedianchuanghongdeng，oudafensideneigeshibaxianxiaomingxinga！”
guyandeliandoulvle，cumeidingzhewohemadao：“neidoushiduoshaonianqiandexinwenle，nixianzaifanchulaiyoushenmeyisi？”
“fudong，nihesuxiaoroujiehunwunian，doumeinengrangtaaishangni，niyiweininaozheiyichuzishashiyidebaxi，tajiuhuiduinihuixinzhuanyima？”
“wogaosuni，xiaorouzaowanshiwodenvren，nizheizhongtiaoliangxiaochou，zaibengdayemeiyouyong！”
guyanduoduobiren，woyinyuecongtadehuali，fenxichulezheiduanshijiandaodifashengleshenme。
woyijingjiehunle，wodeqizibuaiwo，aideshita，suoyiwoyizhizaizuosixunqiuqizideguanzhu，yinweizishasuoyidaozhiwosangshilezheiwuniandejiyi！
“dengdeng，nishuowoqizijiaoshenme，suxiaorou？”
suxiaorouhewoshilinju，womenshiyiqizhangdadeqingmeizhuma。
woyizhidouhenxihuanta，biyehougengshifengkuangzhuiqiuta，dantaqueduiwoyizhibulengbudan。
zhiyinweitaxinliyizhiyouyigebaiyueguang，tadedaxuexuezhangguyan。
huranyouyitian，tazhudongzhaodaowoshuoxianghewojiehun。
kehunhoutaqueyijiuduiwohenlengdan，fandaoshiduiguyanyuezhuiyuejin，shenzhiweiletajinruleyulequan，zhiyaoyoutadexi，buguanpianchouduodi，tadouhuijie。
tingguyanfengciwodehua，wozhijuedebukesiyi。
wotangtangyigeqichinaner，jingranhuiweileyigenvrenzisha？
erqie，haixinganqingyuandezuolezheimeduoniandetiangou！
这还是我吗？
wozheibeizizuikanbuqide，jiushizhuizainvren**houdenanren。
biyehoudewodaodishishouleshenme**，jingranbiandezheimeguiyi？
jiuzaiwolengshendegongfu，yizhenshouji**bawolahuilexianshi。
shisuxiaoroudalaidedianhua。
“喂？”
wojieqidianhua，shengyinyouxiechiyi，yishizhijianhaibushiyingwohuranduolegelaopo。
“fudong，sheirangniquzhaoguyanmafande？”
“banxiaoshinei，likejiwogunhuijia！”
tingdaotaminglingyibandeyuqi，rangwohunshenshangxiashifenbuzizai。
suxiaoroushenmeshihou，bianchenglezheifujiyanlisedeyangzi？
hewojiyizhongdeta，jianzhipanruoliangren。
zaizenmeshuo，woyeshitamingzhengyanshundelaogong，tayongzheizhongtaiduduiwo，rangwoduitadehaogandadazhekou。
woyuqibumandefanwen：“wozhuyuannibulaikanwoyejiusuanle，jingranhaibufenqinghongzaobaideshuowozhaoguyandemafan，nishibushiyoudiantaiguofenle？”
“suxiaorou，woshiren，bushiniyangdegou，nipingshenmeminglingwo？”