yexunhuankanzhezhangxuanerdebama，nengganjuedaotamenshenshangnongnongdeyanezhiqi。
tayuliangrenguyiwanlegeyao，dalegezhaohudao，“yuefu，yuemuhao！”
“什么？”
“你叫我们什么？”
zhangwenchenghelixiufentingdedouejiaolechulai。
zhangxuaneryumendejimangwuzhuleyexunhuandezui，dangzailetademianqianyufumuganxiao，“bama，shanlirenbuhuijiangputonghua，tashuodeshibofu，bomuhao！”
“这样啊！”
“吓死你娘了！”
zhangwenchenghelixiufenzhangsonglekouqi。
lixiufenlaguozhangxuaner，yutaqingyudao，“nver，zheixiaozisuiranmoyanghaixing，danshiteqiongsuanleyixie。mayijingjinixunleyigehaorenjia，yuzanmenjiasuanshimendanghudui。nikeqianwanbuyaobeizheigeqiongsuanhuodemeisemihuo，hulihutudegenletaa！”
“妈……”
zhangxuanerhongzhelianqialetayiba，xiaoshengjieshidao，“nibieluanshuo，wohezheigejiahuomeiguanxi。zheicibushiwoyaoqingtaguolai，shiyeyeyaoqingtaguolaidea！”
“你爷爷？”
zhangwenchenghelixiufentongshitailexiamei，couzaiyiqidigudao，“laoyezizheishixiangzuoshenme？”
“nandaozheixiaozishilaoyezidesishengzi？”
“滚蛋！”
zhangwenchengbailexifuyiyan，fenxidao，“babadouduodalenianjile，yaoshuosishengzineiyeshisunzile！”
“neikebuyiding，laoyezizhiqianshenzigukeyinglangdehenni！tamiliuzhijijiaozheigesishengziguolai，kendingshixianggenzanmenfenjiachan。”
lixiufenjianchizijiyijian，haijichuhelidetuice。
zhangxuaneryitoulenghan，chediwuyu。
tameizaidaliliangren，daizheyexunhuanjinlewuli。
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“kuaikan，xiangcunxiaoshenyilaile！”
“yao，yao，zheimingtouhaoda！”
“neishi，xiangcunshenyiyeshishenyi！”
“……”
wulimiandeqinqihuitoukanletamenyiyan，yigegedoushixingzailehuodechaofengzhise。
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tamianseningzhong，bushimeixinweidong，yaotoutanqi。
yihui，taqishenchulemen。
zhongqinqijimangweileshangqu，yanbabadedingzaitadeshenshang。
zhangyaotangzhejidao，“jiangshenyi，woyeyedebingqingzenmeyangle？”
jiangshourenwenta，“laotaitaini？”
zhangyaotangmushicewoshiyidao，“wobamapeizhetani！”
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“什么？”
“jiangshenyi，yaobunizaikankanba？”
“jiangshenyi，yaoduoshaoqiannijinguankaikou，womenbuguanhuaduoshaodaijia，douyaojilaoyezizhihaobinga！”
“……”
qinqimenqizuibashe，luanjiaoyitong。
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zhangxuanerzaihoumiankandeyizhenqiyu。
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aosikazhenshiqiantayigebiaoyanjiang。
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“jiamojiayang，wozuobule。”
zhangxuanerqinghenglexia，xiaolianjiaoaodegaogaoyangqi，duizheizhongxingweihenshibuxie。
yexunhuanniuguotou，daoshigaokanleyiyan。
tazheigedaxiaojiesuiranpiqichou，danhaishiyouxiedixiande。
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zhangyaotangjixubiaoyandao，“zhei，zheikerangwozenmejinainaijiaodaia！womeishi，jiubuleyeye，haibururangwosilesuanle！”
tachongguoquduizheqiang，kuzhejiuyaozhuangshangqu。
yiqunqinqijidejimanglazhuleta，cewolimian，turanyechuanlaiyishengaiqi，“guaisunzi，nixiangkaidian，nainaizhidaonidexiaoxin，wanwanbunengxunsia！”
fangmendakai，laotaitaizuozhelunyi，beizhangyaotangfumuconglimiantuilechulai。
zhangyaotangmashangpaoguoqu，baozhulelaotaitai，guizaidishangtongkudao，“nainai，nizenmechulaile？yeyedebingqingnidouzhidaole?”
yexunhuanzaihoumiankandexiangxiao，xindaonijiaodezheimedasheng，gebilaowanggujidoutingjianle。
zhangxuaneryaozhexiaozui，liansecangbai，andaowanle。
zhangyaotangzheiyanjitaihao，takanledougandong，bieshuoshilaotaitaiheqinqile。
laotaitaizheixia，kendinghuigengxihuantangxiong。