第一章

“shenzong,taitai,ta……tazishale。”

woyishizhujianqingxingguolai,zhengkaiyanjiuganshoudaoshouwanchuanlaidecitong。

wochengzheshenzizuoqilai,tingdaoyourendadianhua。

wozhuantoukanjianyigenanrenbeiduizhewoshengyinjiaojidao:“shenzong,ninyaoguolaikankanma?”

“silema?meisijiubuyongqukan。”

shuowandianhuajiuzhijiebeiguaduan,nanrentanleyikouqi,zhuanshenkanjianwo,lengleyixiasuijichaowozoulai。

“taitai,ninxingle,shenziyoumeiyounalibushufu?”

woyilianmimangdikanzheta,“taitai,woma?wojiehunle?”

“niyoushisheia?womenrenshima?”

mianqiandenanrenzhoumeidao:“taitai,woshishenzongdezhulixieming,nibujidewolema?”

wobujiedikanzheta,“shenzong?shiwodezhangfuma?woshenmeshihoujiehundewozenmebuzhidao?”

xiemingbunaifandikanzhewo,yiweishiwoyouzaiwanshenmebaxi,“taitai,shenzonghenmang,meikongpeiniwanzheixiebaxi,nijiubiezaizhengzheixieyoudemeidele。”

woyilianyihuodikanzheta,buzhidaotazaishuoshenme。

jianwozheiyang,xiemingyoukaikoudao:“taitai,ninzicongjiajishenzongdaoxianzaiyijingwunianle,meitiandouzheiyang,shenzongyijingfanbushengfanle,ninengbunengxiaotingyixia。”

woweiweicumei,juedetashuodehuarangwojuedehenbushufu。

budui,taganggangshuowojiehunwunianle?!

我什么时间结婚了。

wobukezhixindichongdaoweishengjian,kanzhejingzilideziji。

shiwo,danshikanqilaihencangsang,lianshangyemanshiyouchou。

suoyiwozhendejiehunle,jiajiletazuilishuodeneigeshenzong。

erqieyijingjiehunwunianle,wohunhoushenghuobingbuxingfu。

meitiandouzaichaojia,zheicizishaxinglaihouwozhijieshiyile?!

好抓马的情节。

xianzaiwodejiyihaitingliuzaiwoshibasuideshihou,wogangjinrudaxue,woanliandexuezhangshishennanfeng。

erqiewozuihouhairuyuanjiajitale。

ganggangxiemingshuo,woershisuideshihougentalingzhengde,meiyouganqing。

woneishihouhaizaishangxue,suoyibingmeiyoujubanhunli。

jiehunhou,wofaxianshennanfenggentadeqingmeizhumasongyuqingzoudehenjin,yushiwojiumeitianyonggezhongbutongshouduan,zhishiweilexiyinshennanfengdezhuyi。

danshishennanfengmeicidoubunaifandikanzhewo,bingqiehenshiyanewozheizhongxingwei。

tamenshenbiandepengyoudouzaikanwodexiaohua,kanshennanfengshenmeshihoubawoshuaile。

songyuqingmeicizaishennanfengshenbian,beiwokandaohou,buguanwozenmenao,tahaishiwoxingwosu,genbenbubawofangzaiyanli。

yedui,wogentagenbenbushiyigejibiede,tabeirenchongchengxiaogongzhu,erwogenyuanfuyiyang,meitiandouzhihuixiesidilichaonao。

zuihou,woshoubulejiuyongzishaweixieshennanfeng,rangtabuyaogensongyuqinglianxi。

sheizhitazhijieguaduanwodedianhua,shuosuibianwo。

zuihouwoxinrusihuizhijiezishale。

danshizheishiwoshiyizhiqianfashengdeshiqing。

wojuedezheidoubushiwonengganchulaideshi。

weileyigenanrenzisha,wojuedewokendingshibeiguishangshenle。

dengdaoyiyuanyishengjianchawanzhihou,shuowomeishenmeshiqing,jiushixuyaohaohaobubushenzi。

yushiwojiurangxiemingbawosonghuijia,xiemingjiangwosongdaomenkouhaijinggaowo,rangwobuyaozainaole。

woxiachekanjianzheimedadebieshu,zhenjingdishuobuchuhua。

wojindaowoshikanjianyimaojian,gengshijingdishuobuchuhua。

wokanzhewoshilidedongxi,juedewozhenshifengleweileyigenanrenzisha。

jiuzaiwofankanzhewoshilidongxideshihou,menkouchuanlaikaimendeshengyin。

wohuitouyikan,zhenghaoduishangshennanfengbinglengdeyanshen。