第1章 臭流氓

“qinzheng,nizheigechoubozi,zenmezheimebuyaolianni?yebukankannizijishenmedexing,pingshenmequwo?nijuedenipeima?wojianxiningjiusuanshiyibeizibujiaren,yebuhuijiajini,banideneijigechoujidannazhegunba,kandaonijiuexin。”

“dajie,wobuguan,wojiushiyaojiajihanxingxian,wojiushiyaojiajita,tashichenglilaidezhiqing,zhangdehaokanyousiwen,tahaihuijiwonianshini,takelangmanle,zhiyoutacainengjiwoaiqing,niyaoshiburangwojia,wojiu,wojiuquzisha。”

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yigumoshengdejiyituranyongrujianxiningdenaozili,tazhijuedetoutengdelihai,zhenggerendoukuaiyaobaozhale,xiongkousihuyoushenmedongxiyazheyiban,nanshou,zhendehaonanshou。

tamengdezhangkaiyanjing,ruyanbianshiyizhangquheiquheidelian,meiyanfenglilengying,shigenanren。

erciketatangzaiyipiancaodishang,hunshenshilulude,zheigenanrendeshouzhenganzaitadexiongfushang,nanguai,nanguaitajuedexiongkouxiangyazhedongxiyiban,haizhenshiyaledongxi。

tataishoubianshuaidaonanrenlianshang,“nigechouliumang,zhanbenguniangbianyiani?”

nanrenbeidadelianchaopangbianpianleyixia。

tamuguangyileng,lianshangdebiaoqingyouxiejifeng,“jianxining,biezhengtiantingzhegedaxiong,chumenbudainaozi,woduinizheizhongxiongdawunaodenvrenyidianxingqudoumeiyou。”

胸大无脑?

jianxiningyoudianmeng,tacongxiaodaodakeshigongrendecongming,congxiaoxuedaoboshiyiluchangtong,haitiaoguojijini,zuizhongyaodeshi,tadexiongbingbuda,tahaizongbeishiyouxichengfeijichang,jintianjuranyourenshuotaxiongdawunao?

taxiayishideditoukanxiangzijidexiongfu,yifushidadadetiezaishenshang,xiongqianqueshishigugunangnangde。

tachedilengzhule,tabushidiaojinjingqudehulilema?

zenmexianzaimeisi,quehuanleyijushenti?

touturanyoumengdetengleyixia,gangcaixinglaishineigumoshengdejiyixiangshizhangdejiaoyiban,zaitadenaozililuancuan,rutongguodianyingyiban。

tataitoukanzheyanqiandenanren,xiayishidejiaoleyisheng,“qinzheng?nizhendeshiqinzheng?”

qinzhenglianshangdebiaoqinggenglenglejifen,zuijiaohaigouqiyimojifengdexiao,“yaoyongzhuangzuoburenshilaiwururenma?jianxiningbieyiweiwoshifeiyaoquni,dangchuqutiqin,yebuguoshiyinweijialidehunyuebale。”

tawanshencongdishangjianqiyijiandalehaojigebudingdeguazi,zhuanshenjiuzou。

tazouludeshihou,tuijiaosihuyouxiebulingbian,weiweiyouxiebo。

jianxininggengquedingle,yanqiandenanrenzhendeshiqinzheng,shitakandeyipianxiaoshuolimiandefanpaidaboss.

zheifanpaidabosszaidashicunyinweichengfenbuhao,yizhibeirenqishi,qifu,tabenyu‘jianxining’youhunyue,qutiqin,quebei‘jianxining’pokoudama,haijiangtazanleyigeyueyonglaitiqindejidannachuqurengle。

houlaitajiuxinlibiantaile,gaigekaifangyihou,taturanjiufaledacai,bianhuilaibaofucengjingqita、rutazhiren。

jianxiningshoudangqichong,yibeizibeitadaya,qifu,yishengqiku,meiyouchutouzhiri。

erjianxiningdejiarenyeshisidesi,sandesan。

raner,jianxiningdedaboyijiaquezaitadexiezhuxia,delejianxiningjialideyiqie,baokuodajiedegongzuo,sigedefangzi,haiyoutamenyijialaiyishengcundejimudi。

dayueshipajianxiningyijiazaifanshenyaohuineixiedongxi,daboyijiashenzhihaitoutoudedayaguojianxiningyijia。

erzheiweidabosszhisuoyiyaobangtadaboyijia,jushuoshiyinweitadetangjiejianyingxuecengjingduitayouyifanzhien。