第一章
shiyijiaqi，pualaobanzhouqiming**xuanbu，yaozuzhiyichangmianfeidechuanxizijiatuanjian。
tadashouyihui，zhijiefoujuelewoaojigetongxiao、yongjinrenmaitanxialaidejingpinfangan，haiyinyangwo：
“xiaojiang，nianqingrengejuyaoda，biezongxiangzheconggongsixiangmulilaoyoushui！”
尼玛，我被气笑了。
xiangquchuanxiwurenqu，haiyaomianfei，nizabushangtian？
wozhijiebacizhibaogaopailaobanlianshang，laoniangbusihoule！
……
“zhouzong，wobuganle。”
wobacizhibaogaopaizailaobanzhuoshang。
zhouqiminglengleyixia，naqibaogaosaoleyiyan。
“zenme？tuanjianfanganbeifou，jiunaopiqile？”
“nianqingren，buyaotaibolixin，woshuoniliangju，shiweilenihao。”
“cizhikeyi。danshi，zheicichuanxizijiadeluxianguihua，jiushinilizhiqianzuihouyixianggongzuo。”
“niyaoshigaozale，gongzi、jiabanfei、buchang，worangniyifenqiandounabudao。”
“haihuijinidebeidiaoziliao，xiezuinantingdepingyu。”
“zheijiaozhanhaozuihouyibangang，dongma？”
tadunledun，jiazhongyuqi。
“jiuyigeyaoqiu，buyaogaoneizhonglaoniantuandechangguiluxian，meiyisi！”
“woyaodeshiyoutiaozhanxing、nengtixianwomengongsilangxingjingshendeluxian！”
tapangbiandenvyou，gongsixinlaidexingxiangzongjianbailu，jiaodididibuchongdao：
“duiya，woyaopailvxingdapiande，putongjingdiandoupailanle，meiredu。”
“dezhaogexiaozhong、shenmi、zuihaoshiwurenqu，zheiyangpaichulaicaiyoubaodian，cainengshangremen！”
zhouqiminglikediantoufuhe。
“tingdaolemajianghe？zheicituanjiandezhongyaorenwu，jiushibangbailudazaodingjilvyoubozhuderenshe！”
“luxianbixuyouxuetou，you**！”
“zheishijinixuexidejihui，rangnikankanshenmejiaoziyuanzhenghehegeju！”
woshenxiyikouqi，qiangyaxiaxintoudenuhuo。
行，算你狠。
不就是做路线吗？
“好，我做。”
huidaogongwei，wokaishisousuochuanxidezijialuxian。
wojiangmuguangsuodingzaiguhuijitanxianxian，emozhiyan。
zheitiaoluxianhuichuanyuedapiangaohaibawurenqu。
renyanhanzhi，ziranfengguangwuxianhao。
zhei，bujiushizhouqiminghebailuxiangyaodema？
danzuoweiyigeyoulizhideren，wobunengyanzhengzhengkanzheyiquncainiaoqusongsi。
yushi，wozhidingleliangtaofangan。
afangan，xueshanwenquanjingdianzhilv。
quanchenggaosuheguodao，yantudoushikaifachengshudejingqu，fengjingyoumei，bujichongzu。
zhongdianshiyijiawuxingjixueshanwenquanjiudian，nengzailvtulaodunhouchedifangsong。
bfangan，shizhouqimingdelangxingtiaozhanluxian，yongchuangemozhiyan。
wobawangshangweishubuduodefengjingtufangshangqu。
zaifanganzuimo，yongxianhongjiacudezuidahaoziti，fushangfengxianjinggao：
【lishishangcengduocifashengyoukeshilianyuxianshigu，qihouduobian，lukuangxiane，wuxinhaofugai！】
【feizhuanyedingjichedui，xiedaiweixingdianhuahe**jiuyuanzhuangbei，qiewuchangshi！】
zuowanzheiyiqie，wojicheyoudalegedianhua。
“wei，laowang，woneiliangmumarenbaoyangdezenmeyangle？”
“dui，shiyiwoyaoyong，bangwotiqiankaidaochuanxig317fuwuquzanghao，xiele。”