第2章
zheibiandedongjingzaojiuxiyinlebushaoren，buyihuierdegongfu，datinglijiuchongchulaiyiqunbaoan，jiangyechenweizaizhongjian。
“ai，weishenmefeiyaobizhewodongshouni！”yechenyouxiewunaideyaoleyaotou。
erjiuzaizheiqunbaoanjijiangdongshoushi，yidaoqinglengdehechishengxiangqi：“zhushou！”
tingdaozheigeshengyin，suoyourendoutinglexialai，zhijianyimingshenchuanzhiyezhuangdenvzijicongcongzoulejinlai。
gainvziyongyouzheyitouwuheilianglidezhangfa，jifubaixi，mianrongjuemei，shencaiwanmeidaojizhi，heisedexifudapeizhexuebaidechenshan，jirenyizhonggaoguilengyanzongcaifandeganjue。
jibianxianggeshumi，yenengganshoudaokongzhongchuandiguolaidelingliebadaodeqishi。
zhengshiyameijituandezongcailinchuxue。
“林总！”
jiandaolaizhe，suoyourendoudixiatougongjinghandao。
linchuxuemeiyouhuida，ershimuguanglenglengdizhushizheyechen。
“laopo，nizenmecailaia！yaoshizaiwandian，zheiqunrenkejiutangzaidishangkudiejiaoniangle。”yechenzeshixixiaodao。
“**，nigangcaijiaowoshenme？！”linchuxuebinglengdeqiaolianyijiang，jinjiezhelianshangshanguoyisinuyidao。
jibianshishengqideyangzi，yeshibieyouyifanfengwei。
符合自己的审美！
yechenzaixinlidianpinglexia，ranhoudandanxiaodao：“laopoa！youshenmewentima？”
“sheishinilaopo，zuibajiwofangganjingdian。”linchuxueqiaolianyihan，dunshichushenghechidao。
“heihei，laopo，nibuchengrenyemeiguanxi，wozheilikeshiyouhunshude。”yechenheiheixiaozhecongbaolinachuyifenyangpizhijuan。
shangmianyouxingmingheshengchenbaziyijiqianming！
linchuxuedandansaoleyiyan，buguojinjiezheshenseyileng，muguangfanqiyimoxixuezhise：“zheijiushinishuodehunshu？”
“zenmeyang？shibushihenjidong？”qiaojianlinchuxueneibeilengzhudebiaoqing，yechenlianshangdunshiluchuyisideyizhise，“buguonizheixintaikebuhaoa，suiranyouwomenzheimeyigeshuaiqibirendeweihunfu，jidongyeshiyinggaide，shuobudingzuomengdouhuixiaoxing，buguomuqiannihaizaiwodekaochajieduan，nikebuyaogaoxingdetaizao。”
“gaoxingnigeguai，nizixikankanshangmianxiedeshei？”linchuxueliumeidaoshu，renbuzhujiaohedao。
特么这是什么奇葩？
也太不要脸了！
yechenwenyanchaozhehunshushangmiankanqu，shenseyijiang：“keke！neigebuhaoyisi，nacuole！”
shuoba，talianmangjiangqishouqilai，zaibaolifanchushengxiadeyangpizhijuan，congzhongzhaochulinchuxuedeneifen，dandanxiaodao：“zheicibuhuicuole，zheifenshinide！”
linchuxueetoudangchangjiuqileyitiaotiaoheixian，zhei**juranyouzheimeduo，tadangdinghunshishenme，shiyichangjiaoyima？
yaobushikanzhehunshushangqueshiyouzijidexingmingheshengchenbazi，yijizijilaobadeqianming，tashenzhidouhuaiyizheige**shigedapianzi。
erqitarenqiaojianzheiyimu，yedouzhangdazuiba，luchuyilianzhenjingdemoyang，naodaishangdoumaochuyigedaxiedewenhao。
zheixiaozicongshenmedifangmaochulaide，jurandinglezheimeduo。
erqie，zuirangtamenzhenjingdeshi，linchuxuezheiyangyidengyidemeinvhaizhishiqizhongzhiyi。
“kanshenmekan，buyonggongzuole？”linchuxuezhuyidaozhouweibushaorenluchuyilianbaguadeyanshen，buyoudihedao。
“shi。”zheixierenlianseyibian，lianmangsanqu。
zhihoulinchuxuejiangneishuangbinglengdemouzizhongxinzhuanyidaoyechenshenshang，yuqilengmodeshuodao：“wobuzhidaonishishei，woyebuxiangzhidao，xianzaiqingnilikegunchuqu，congwomianqianxiaoshi。”
yechensihumeiyoutingdao，ziguzidexinshangqilinchuxuelai，shangxiadaliangdetongshi，zuilihaibuwangzezechusheng：“bucuo！bucuo！**，shigeshengerzideliao，suiranpiqichaledian，buguoyoubenshenyideqinzijiaodao，jiusuanshimulaohuyedeguaiguaibianxiaomao！”
“kangoulema？！”zhengzaizheishi，yidaobinglengcigudeshengyinxiangcheqilai。
yechenshouhuimuguang，kaishidianpingqilai：“nizheishencaibilihaibucuo，wanmeidehuangjinfengexian，keyidage90fen，jiushiyoudianpianshou，yingxiangshougan，kanlaiyihounihaixuyaoduozibuzibu。”
“bunigeguai，worangnigun，meitingdaoma？guna——”linchuxuexiumeiweicu，chushenghechidao。
“laopo，nizheimejizheganwozou，niyidinghuihouhuide。”yechenxiaosayixiao，wanquanshiyifushiqulewo，niderenshengjiangbuzaijingcaidebiaoqing。
linchuxuegangxiangduihuiqu，quezaizheishi，shoujixiangleqilai，yikanlaidiantishi，tameiyouyouyujiujietingqilai。
“shenme？weihunfu？”linchuxuewenyanxiayishidekanleyechenyiyan，zhenghaokandaohouzheziwolianghaodeshuaileshuaitou，renbuzhuzhoulezhoumeidao，“ba，xianzaidoushenmeniandaile，nisixiangbiezheimeshoujiuxingbuxing？zaishuole，dangniankeshinimendingxiadehunyue，weishenmehaiyaowolaichengren？buguanzenmeshuo，woshibuhuitongyizheimenhunshide！”
henkuaidianhualichuanlaiyidaozhongniannanzineihunhoudesangyin：“xiaoxuea，dangnianyaobushineiweishenyichushou，niyeyezaojiubuzaile，meiyouniyeye，womenlinjiabukenengfazhandaoxianzai。”
“erqieneiweishenyihaishuoguo，zainimanershiersuideshihoujianghuiyouyichangdanan，zhiyouziweiqishaminggederencainengpojie，nizheiweihunfuganghaojiushizheizhongmingge，zheidoushitianyi！xianzaijunimanershiersuibuchaoguoyibaitian，niweihunfukendinghuichuxian，daoshihoubuguanniyongshenmebanfa，yidingyaogaodingta，zuihaojiangshengmizhuchengshufan，laolaozhuazhutadexin，zheiyangcainenghuajienidedanan。”
“shenme？haiyaojiangshengmizhuchengshufan？”linchuxueqidedangchanggualedianhua，quanshengengshiyizhenzhandou，jiezhehenhenwanleyechenyiyan，zheigejiahuohaishiyifuziwolianghaodemoyang。
“nixianjiwoshanglai。”taduoleduojiao。
yameijituan，zongcaibangongshi。
yechengenzhelinchuxuejinlai，biankaishidaliangzhenggefangjian，jiangqigejujinshouyandi，xuanjisaoleyiyanneizhangbangongzhuo，muguangyouzhongxinfangdaolinchuxueshenshang，dandanshuodao：“laopo，nizheibangongshidezhuangxiufenggehenyazhi，kanlainihaishitinghuishenghuode，bucuo！bucuo！yihouguorizijiuyinggaizheiyang!”
linchuxueneizhangqiaolianzaojiubiandejiweidenankan，shenzhiyouqiwulidezuozaineizhangzongcaizhuanshuzuoyishang，muguanglenglengdedingzhemianqiandenanzi：“nidaodikanshangwonayidian，wogaixingbuxing？”
zheige**yilaijiudingzhetakan，jiuxiangshizaixinshangyijianyishupin，rangtaquanshendouqileyizhenjipigeda。