第3章 最后的晚餐

“lifeng?nigangcaipaoqunali?lianbeibeizuoshoushudouhaiyaoluanpao,daodizainixinli,youmeiyoubeibei!”linmengshalianshangsiguaxiayicengbingshuang。

“shasha,zheihaiyongwenma?takendingshiqusongwaimaile,nikan,tashoushanghainazheyifenwaimai,zhunbeisongjiyiyuanlidianwaimaiderenni!”wangdajunxiaolechulai,feiwujiushifeiwu,zhengtianxiangzhesongwaimai,nengzhuanjigeqian。

“shuolebantian,bujiushiyinweiqianma?”lifengbinglengdidao。

啪!

lifengmuguangjiongjiong,bawaimaisuliaodaiduizhedishanghaoqiyizhi。

瞬间炸开。

yidatahongsechaopiaoluchulai。

linmengshahewangdajundangchangzhengzhu,lifengnalaineimeduoqian!

“wangdajun!shiwankuaiqianhaijini,jiwogun!”lifenglenglengdihe。

“haha!”wangdajundaxiaoyisheng。

“nixiaoshenme?”lifengzhoumei。

“lifeng,wowenni,nizheiqiancongnalilaide?”linmengshaqiangxianhaoqiwendao。

“我,我赚的。”

“鬼才信!”

“woxin!wonengzhengmingyo,heihei。”wangdajunjixuxixiao,congbaolinachuneifentajiandeshoushudan,yinyangguaiqidao:

“lifeng,zanmenshitongxue,shixiongdi,niyoukunnanzhijiezhaowo,bujiushishiwanma?hebini?”

“ni!”lifenghenbudezhijiechouwangdajunyibazhang,tazhengyuchongshangqu,quejingjianlinmengshahurantanruanyudi。

“老婆!”

“shasha,nizenmele?”

linmengshamuguangbiandedaizhi,yaoyaotou,jieryoudiandiantou,xiaoxi,juesedeliandandangyangchumeimiaodehudu,zhouran,yankuangyouyouyushengbuqileishuizhongliang,fenfenhualuo……

shaoqing,tazhanleqilai,wanyaobadishangyidieyidiechaopiaojianleqilai,zhongxinzhuangjinsuliaodaili,dijilewangdajun:

“xiexienibangwopogeshenqingxialaileweilaibanniandegongzijiuji,zheiqianhaijini,ruowopohuaileguiding,yihouniyebuhaochuliqitarenheshi。”

shuoba,linmengshaweiweitanleyikouqi,duzilikaileshoushushidenghouqu,liuxialianggedananrenmianmianxiangqu。

“lifeng,suannihen!nizheigechiruanfandegoudongxi,nigenbenjiubupeigenshashazaiyiqi!”

“heng!nibushixianggenwolaopochizhuguangwancanma?neixing,jinwanqidian,xianggelilajiudian,niganlaima?”

lifenghenhendenglewangdajunyiyan,jiupaochuquzhuilinmengshale。

yiyuandamen,xiyangqingsazailinmengshajuemeidelianpangshang,genzhepaochulaidelifengjuedelaopojiuxiangyifuminghua,zhikeyuanguan,bukexiedu。

“niweishenmebutiqiangaosuwo!”linmengshayijiushilenglengdeshengyin。

“nizhaoneigexingwangyuzhibanniangongziyemeigaosuwoma。”lifengdiaokandao:“duile,nixianzainengdadianhuarangnifumutamenchulaichigefanma?bijingbeibeidiyijiedeshoushuchenggongle。”

“neijianshinixiangtongle?haishibeibeijiexialaideshoushufeiyongniyijingmeishenmekeyimaidele,juedingzhaowobamayaoqian?”linmengshagenbenjiubuzhuanshenkanta。

“neijianshiduiwoeryanyijingbuzhongyaole,xianzaizuizhongyaodejiushijiubeibei,wohuipinlexingming!”lifengzhidaojinwanjiangshizuihoudewancan。

“pinmingzhaowobamayaoqian?hehe,haoba,woxianzaijiudadianhua。”linmengshaqishiyebuxiangyizhigenfumujiangchizhe,tayexiwangjiezheicijihuinenghuanheyixie。

wanshangqidian,xianggeliladajiudianwai,renchaoruhai,lifenghelinmengshabingjianzouru。

gangruledating,jiukandaolinguodongshendongmeihaiyouxiaojiuzixiaoyinvdengrenzhenggenfuwuyuanzhengzhizheshenme。

“fuwuyuan,zenmehuishi,womendingdebaoxiangweishenmemeiyoule?”xiaoyizilinyanliduineimingershilaisuidemeinvfuwuyuanzhizedao。

“duibuqi,nvshi,shizheiyangde,jintianrentaiduole,nimensuirandinglequemeiyoufudingjin,yougekerenfuqianbanimendebaoxiangjidingle。”fuwuyuanduitajieshidao。

“nimenzenmenengzheili,womenyoumeiyouchidao,xianlaihoudaodongbudong,shiwojiejiexiandingdebaoxiang,dangshinimenyemeiyoutidaodingjindeshi,pingshenmejiurangjibieren!”xiaojiuzilinzhimingweirenzhengzhishengqidao。

“keshi……”fuwuyuanzizhilikui。

“banimenjinglijiaochulai。”yuemushendongmeiduifuwuyuanjugaolinxiadao。

heyigexiaofuwuyuanyoushenmehaoshuode,rangzhushiderenchulai。

“xiaoli,zenmehuishi,chaochaonaonaode。”yuanchudejinglikandaozheibiandeshiqing,zouleguolai,yuqibunaidao。

“jingli……”fuwuyuanbagangcaideshiqinghejinglixiaoshengjieshi。

jinglidunshimingbaile,zheishiqing,benjiushitafuzede,qishijintiandianzhongdekerengenbenbuduo,zhishineiweilaobanbuzhidaoweishenmeyidingdianmingyaotamendeneigebaoxiang,haisaijitayigedahongbao。

“jiwei,buhaoyisi,nimenyudingdeputongbaoxiangyijingbeitanlaobanzhanle,tayijingzailimianjiucan,burunimenjiuzaidatingyongcanba,zheidunfanjinimendazhe。”jinglidazheyuanchang。

覃老板?

yuefulinguodongmeitouyizhoumei,sihuzainalitingguo。

“yi?zheibushiwomendelinxiaozhangma?zhenqiao,womenyoujianmianle。”yidaojifengdeshengyin,conglinguodongdeshenbianchuanlai。

“tanyouwei,shini?”linguodongkandaoduifang,zhongyuxiangqilaile,neiyueyousishiduosuidenanzi,shitadangnianzhengduoxiaozhangzhiweizuidaduishou。

tadangshanglexiaozhanghoubujiu,tanyouweijiuyiqizhixialikaijiangcheng,jinianle,yicailewuyinxun。

“nijiushineigetanlaoban?”linguodongliansenankan,liangrenqishishigaozhongtongxue,congxiaodaoda,tawulunzaichushen、nengli、xueshidengfangmiandouliyaduifangyitou,rujinquebeitanyouweiqidaotashenshang。

kantanyouweideyangzi,sihushizhidaolebaoxiangshitadingde,suoyiguyicongjinglineili,batadebaoxiangqiangzou,haorangtadiulian。

“hehe,shenmelaobanbulaobande,shuolaidoushiyunqihaoa,niyezhidao,wozheigerenhenibi,shenmedoubibushang,suoyidangnianwoshujini,woyebuguaini,keshi,shishinanliao,woneibaobeinver,jingranzaishangdaxueshi,diaodaoyigejinguixu。”

“budantalaobashifangchandaheng,tabenren,gengshiyigeshangyetiancai,caidaxuebiyejinian,jiuzaijiangchengbaishouqijia,daxiayipiantiandi,xianzaitagongsideyingyee,yinianyeyousanwugeyiba。”

tanyouweizhuangchuhenshiwangdeyangzi。

linguodonghenbudejitayigedaerguang。

“ba、ma……”zheishi,linmengshayijinglazhelifenghetamendazhaohu。

linjiajiaguihenyan,suoyikandaolinguodongzaiherenshuohua,linmengshahelifengdouzhanzaiyibiandengzhe。

tanyouweibiaomianshangshuobuzaiyidangniandeshi,qishiyizhizaianzhongdatinglinguodongdeqingkuang,kanjianlinmengsha,tayijingcaichu,tapangbiandeshaxiaozijiushilinguodongjialineigeluopodefuerdainvxu。

tadunshilailejing,guyijingqideyuqiduilifengdao:“nijiushineigelifengba,wotingshuoguoni,nijialihenyouqian,xianzaiguodezenmeyang,shibushimeiniannibajinidelinghuaqiandouyouyigeyi,ai,nizhenbiwomenjianeiqiongnvxuqiangtaiduole。”