第一章虐打，丑八怪
“砰——”
canpodewumenbeilairenyijiaotikai。
yahuanxiaolingkandaolairen，yilianjingkongdihandao：“erxiaojie！erxiaojiewoqiuninle......”suijibeilairendetieshenyahuanqiulingwuzhulezui。
lairenbianshimurongfuerxiaojiemurongyao，tacikeyourulaizidiyudeheibaiwuchang，shoulinazheyigentezhijiujiebian。
yuyibanjiujiebianbutong，murongyaoshoulinazhedejiujiebianshangyoumimimamadedaoci，zaiqinglengdeyueguangxia，jianjiandedaocikanqilaiyinsensende。
“刷——”
murongyaoyangqishouzhongdejiujiebian，shiwusuishaonvdelianshangdaizhehenjing，yishuangdanfengyantouzhejihen，miaozhuntangzaidiaoqidemuchuangshangderen，shichuwuchenglibiandaxiaqu。
chuangshangderen“shu”dizhengkaiyanjing，jiujiebianshangdedaociyixiazicirurouli，citongchuanrushenjing，lingrenbuzijuedijingluan。
jiujiebiansuizhemurongyaodelache，beibiandaderenbeishangdepiroubianzhankailai，xianhongdexuejihenkuaijiuranshangbaisedexieyi。
erchuangshangderenweilefangzhizijihanchusheng，yaozhuzhentou，baojinzijibuduandiwangdanbodebeizilisuo。
murongyaobeitajudongrenule，yishuaijiujiebian，zhuoshangdeshuihuyingshengluodi，suichengleyidi，murongyaoqueshiruowangwen，shangqianbachuangshangderenzhuaidaodishang。
“nihaiganduo？”murongyaokanzhedishangderenbeibiandadedifangqinchuhongsedexianxue，dunshihongleyan，huluandihuizhebianzi：“worangniduo！worangniduo！”
murongyaojugaolinxiadikanzhedishangderenrulaoshubansichutaocuan，xinqingdahao，xiashougengshihenlejifen。
“niyiweinizhendeshiyanwangfeima？niyiweihuangshangcihunnijiuhuishunlijiajiyanwangma？”
murongyaoxiangqiyanwangneilengjundelianpang，kanxiangzijishiqinglengdeyanshen，zaixiangdaotahuiyongzheizhongyanshenkandishangneigechoubaguai，yishizhijiankongzhibuzhuziji，falefengdibiandadishangderen。
“pada——”murongyaoshouzhongdejiujiebianzhongyuduanle，polandewuzicaihuifuleanjing。
beiwuzhuzuidexiaolingzaoyileiliumanmian，wulizhengzhale。
ertangzaidishangderensuochengyituan，buduanchouchu，yifuzaoyibeixianxueranhongle。queshizhongbuganchusheng，sisidiyaozhuzuichun。
“heng！niyiweiwohuirangniruyuanyichang，fengfengguangguangdijiajiyanwang？zuonidechunqiudameng！”murongyaojugaolinxia，shuaidiaoshoushangzhishengxiadeyijiejiujiebian。
wuneiyoudenghuoyanweiruoshanshuo，cikelianshangjiandaoxuejidemurongyaobiaoqingniuqu，yourucongdifulaisuomingdeegui。
jishishitieshenyahuanqiuling，yebeitacikedexiongedemoyanghedehanmaoshuqi。
erjiuzaicishi，murongyaodengleqiulingyiyan，qiulinglengleyihuierfanyingguolai，zhuaizhehaizaizuochuisizhengzhadexiaolingchuqule。
murongyaokanqiulingliqu，caihuitoukanzhedishangyourulouyibanderen，lengxiaozhedunxiashen，fajuedishangneirensisidizhuaizheyimohong。
murongyaolenghengyisheng，yonglicongtaneixueroumohudeshoushangqiangguolai，faxianshiyikuaipazi，shangmianxiudejingranshiyifuyuanyangxishuitu！
erganggangyizhimeihangshengderen，yinweiyizhihuzhedeshoupabeiqiangzou，xiayishidizhengzhazheyaoqianghuilai。
murongyaojianzhuangqidechadianyaosuiyikouyinya，“pei”leyisheng，huluandisilanlezheikuaishoupa。
suijitaijiaojiuwangdishangderendefubutiqu，yibiantihaibuwangzhouma：
“jianren！niyebuzhaozhaojingzi，haixianggenyanwangyuanyangxishui？jianzhijiushihouyanwuchi，buyaolian！”
“niyiweinizhendeshizheimurongfudedixiaojie？nibuguoshishangjiazhinvdejianzhong！shigemeiyongdefeiwu！”
“ruguobushini，jintianbeicihundejiushiwo！wocaishizheimurongfudedixiaojie！wocaishiyanwangfei！”
nufachongguandemurongyaozaoyishiqulizhi，koubuzeyan，buduanditizhedishangquansuoderen，zhidaojiaosuanlecaitingxialai。
tangzaidishangderenzaoyimeiyouledongjing，quanshenyibubiti，xueroumohu，meiyouyicunjifushiwanzhengde，kanqilaiyouruyijubeielangsiyaoguodeshiti。
“xiangyisilezhima？qiuwoa！hahaha！xiangsikemeineimerongyi！wohuirangnishengburuside！lairen！”
murongyaoyoubujiehendiwangdishangderencaileyijiao，ranhouyishuaishuixiu，qiulingjiudaizhehedelanzuidechenshunjinlewu。
“chenbiaoge，jizhu！zheikeshimurongfudedixiaojie，panshangleta，nijiushimurongfudedinvxu，ronghuafugui，shengguanjinjue，doubuzaihuaxia！”
murongyaoxiaodeyinxian，duizhezuidebushengrenshidenanrenshuodao，shunshoubianbatatuijinpolandewuzili。
“haohaoshouzhe，chulechaziwoweinishiwen！”murongyaoduizheqiulingshuodao，ranhouyiranlikailezheiniaobulashidedifang。
pojiudewuzichuanlaidandandecuiqingxiang，qiulingyongshishoupawuzhulekoubi，jingtingwuzidedongjing。
“heihei！meirener！dayewolaile！”
qiulingtingdaozheichadiantulechulai，jiutaneichouloudemoyang，haimeiren？guoranzheicuiqingxiangyaorenming！
“jiuminga！jiuminga......”
qiulingshouzaimenkou，tingdaoshaonvweiruodehujiaosheng，xinxiang，daxiaojiezheicisidingle！erxiaojiezheiyijikezhengao，yaoguaizhiguaizheidaxiaojiezheibeizitoucuoletai！
“peng——”deyishengxiangqi，shizhongwupengzhuangdeshengyin，suijiwulihuifuleningjing。
shouzaiwuziwaimiandeqiulingquanshenjingti，shuqierduo，tiezaimenkuangshang。
“heihei，xingzijingranzheimeganglie，woxihuan！”
ranhoubiantingdaochenshundeyinxiao，qiulingdalegelengzhan，chenshunduizhemurongjinneizhanglaihamalianhaixiadeleshou！
“啊——”
turan，yishengshazhubandejianjiaotupowuding，zhichongtianji，murongfuneiyuanyeyoulexiedongjing。
qiulingjideduojiaotuimenerjin，ranhoubeiyanqiandeqingxingsuozhenjing：
chenshunzaidishangdagun......
erguizaidishangdemurongjindizhetou，lingluandetoufazhezhuletadeshenqing，kanbuqingtacishideqingxu。
“biaoshaoye！ninzheishizenmele？”
qiulinggubuleneimeduole，kanzhezaidishangguikulanghaodechenshun，patatiqianbalaoyefurenzhaolaile，huaileerxiaojiedehaoshi，xiangyaoshangqianfuzhuchenshun。
sheizhigangzouchuyibu，xigaiyisuanjiuguilexiaqu！
taitouzhenghaoduishangwuliyizhimeichushengdemurongjindeshuangyan，shenlvsedeshuangmousanfachuhanlengdeguangmang，lingqiulingquanshenbuhanerli。