第1章 下山完婚

“tianlong,niqingyidiane,nizhidaode,jiepateng……”

“chunhuajienifangxinba,kuaitanghaokuaitanghao!”

“tianlong,nidengyixia!xianbierouzheili……”

“aiya,momocengcengjisirenle!wolaile!”

“啊……”

“zenmeyangchunhuajie,wotuinashouyibucuoba!”

qingshanjiaoxia,mouxiaocundexiaoyuanluoli,yigeqingnianzhengbeiyiqunpojuyunweidenvrenmenweizhe。

errenqunzhongjian,shiyizhangdiaochuang。

shangmianzhengpazheyigeshenzimanmiaodenvren。

zheinvrenshenchuanmoxiongqun,yishuangboruchanyide**baoguozhejiebaixiuzhangdeshuangtui。

erzheigeqingnian,zhengzhanzaipangbian,jitazuozhetuina。

buguo,zheiqingniandeyanjing,quezongshiyigejingdiluanpiezhe。

zhijianzheinvrenpazaidiaochuangshang,zhanluzhemeimiaodequxian,xianxideshuangshoujinjindezhuazheqianmiandeshengsuo。

ersuizhediaochuangdehuangdang,tadejiaoquyesuizhibodong,yaoyanfengguangshiyinshixian,wubidongren。

tuinamingxianxuyongjifenliqi,erzheinvrendeyingtaoxiaozuili,yeshibushifachujishengtanxi。

zheiqingnianjiushichentianlong,tayijiannvrenzheimoyang,dangjijiaoxiayixiao,tuinaliqiyoujialeyicheng。

erzheinvren,mingjiaoqiuchunhua,jiehunyinianduo,zhangfuxiaheiyaosile,shishanjiaozheitiaocunlidianxingdeqiaoguafu。

haoyihuier,taliandanhongpupude,congdiaochuangshangtiaolexialai,tawanlechentianlongyiyan,fengqingwuxian。

tashenleshenlanyao,xiaomadao:“tianlongnizheigehuaixiaozi,jiubunengqingdianma,jiedouyaobeinizhetengsanjiale!”

“heiheihei,chunhuajie,wozheishoufaniyoubushibuzhidao,liqixiaolekejiumeiyoulinghunle。”

chentianlongxiaoleyisheng,ermuguang,queguangmingzhengdadezaitashenshangyouli。

“dahuaidan,heng,meicidouzheiyangnao!xiacikebuxingle……”

qiuchunhuafangfomeiyouzhuyidaochentianlongdeyanshen,lvedaiyouyuandeshuodao。

“haolehaole,nimenliangbiedaqingmaqiaole!tianlong,saozixiaofubushufu,nijisaozishunshunqibei……”

“tianlongtianlong,shenzidoudengbantianle,nixianjishenzinieniejiaoba!”

……

zheishi,zhouweijigehuofengyunhuoroumeidenvrenkanbuxiaqule,fenfenkaikou,shunjianjijizhazhaqilai。

“haolehaole,saosaoshenzibieji,yigeyigelai!”

chentianlongdunshiyigetoulianggeda,lianmangkuanweidao。

danjiuzaizheishi,“zhiya”yisheng,yuanmenturanbeituikaile。

jiezhe,yiweihefatongyandelaodaopiaoranerru,yipaixianfengdaogu。

zheilaodaoyijianchentianlongzhouweiyiqunde**,dunshinuhedao:“chentianlongnigexiaotuzaizi!haigantoutouxiashanlaizhaoguafu,wodelaoliandoubeinidiujinle!kuaigenwogunhuiqu!”

“woca,laotouzi,nizenmeguolaile,wozheishi……”

chentianlonghuitoubianshidajing,zheishibeizhuagexianxinga!

dantahaimeishuowan,laodaosuishouyizhua,bianjiangchentianlonglinxiaojisidelinzaishouli,suihouchuihuzidengyandilikaile。

……

banshanyaoshang,zhulinshenchu。

youzhushejijian,bangxierzuo。

qizhongyichutingge,danyanliaorao,laodaofushouerli,tiaowanggewaixibianbailu。

erchentianlongzhengzuilidiaozheyigencao,qiaozheerlangtui,xieqibangeshenzikanzhelaodao。

“laotouzi,wozheicizhenshiquxingyide!zale,shengqile?neinisuibianfawohaole!”

“heng,neihao,nishoushishoushidongxi,zhunbeimingtianxiashanba。”laodaoyouyoushuodao。

“啥?”

chentianlongyigedatingzhanleqilai,lengleyihui。

danjiezhe,taturanyoupielepiezui:“meitiandoushiwofuzexiyizuofan,ganwozoule,nihaihuobuhuole?”

shuodaozheili,taturanjiudengdaleyanjing:“nigezaolaotouzi,buhuishizhaolegexiaogunianglaizhuanmenfushiniba?haishishuo,nikanshangganggangnageqiaoguafule?xiangbawozhizou!”

huayishuowan,shaoniandetoujiubeihenhendiqiaoleyixia。

laodaonaoxiuchengnudao:“fangpi!zheicixiashanshiyoujianshiyaoniquzuo!”

shaonianwuzheetou,ziyaliezuidao:“shuoguishuo,dongshouganma?shenmeshia?”

laodaohengleyisheng,“fangxinba,shihaoshi,xiaoshihoushifuwojinidingguoyimenqinshi,mingtiannijiuxiashan,quzhaotawanhunba。miandenisantianliangtoudixiashanzhaoshenmeguafu!”

“qie!”shaonianguoduanjujue:“buqu,sheizhidaonijiwoanpaideshenmechoubaguai。”

ranerlaodaoqueshiyilianshenmidexiaorong,conghuailitaochuyizhangzhaopian,shuaijileshaonian。

“xing,jirannishizheimexiangde,neishifuwodenghuijiuqutuihun,nijiukankanniweihunqizuihouyiyanba。”

“kexilou,suyuxinzheigepiaoliangdexiaoyatou,tingshuohaishigejituandelaozong……”

shaonianliansehuyi,jieguozhaopian,saoleyiyan,dunshiyanqianyiliang。

zhijianzhaopianlijingranshiyiweijuesejiaren,shencaigaotiao,aotuyouzhi,qizhigaoguilengyan。

“wolaopoyuanlaizheimepiaoliang,bishanjiaocunlideqiuguafuhaidaijinga!laotouzinizaoshuoa!zanyeliangzaishanshangdaizheimeduonian,nizheizhanglianwozaojiukannile,wozheijiushoushidongxizhaowolaopoqu!”

shuozhe,shaonianniutoujiuchonglechuqu。

laodaobeiqidechuihuzidengyan,paoxiuyihui,yidaoyinguangfeisheerchu,suijitingwaichuanlaiyishengtonghu,laodaozheicaimanyidilvlelvhuxu。

tayiwushuangjue,xuejiutianren,zaishanzhongyinjuleduonian。

shaonianmingjiaochentianlong,shigeguer,congxiaobeitadaidaoshanshangxiuxing。

suirannianjishangqian,danjihuyijingzhangwoletayishengsuoxue。

yishuqingchuyulan,yijingdadaolejingshihaisudedibu,wudaoshangyedaoledangshihanyoudejingjie。

zheicixiashan,jiuhaobishiyoulongruhai,yebuzhihuijiaoqiduodadefengyun。