第3章 沈柠吴老二马冬梅灭火器

tayuqijiaojideshuodao:“aiya,anmenjiazaotaixiamianmaohuole,tingshuonijiayoumiehuoqi!”

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wowanghuipao,shenhoudemen‘peng’deyishengbeiguanshang。

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昨晚?叫了一宿?

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ganghaozazailetaxiafubu。

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neiweierxundewochadiantuchulai。

‘砰’!

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“shenning!”yigepanghuhudenvhaizizuozaihouyuanqiangshanghanzhewo。

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“chuanchuquduinimingshengbuhao。”

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“guinva!xinglemeiyou?”

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“ba,neigewulaoer……”woyouyuzhe,yaozenmeshuogangcaideshi。