第3章 她顶多就是在背后骂骂你

zhuwozuyoushangbaiping,yougejudadeyimaojian,yimaojianlibaimanleliangrendeyifu,dangran,dabufendoushiguzhenzhende,zhenglidezhengzhengqiqide,kaoyouyiceyouyigejudadexieju,limianfangzhegezhongjingzhipiaoliangdegaogenxie。

guzhenzhenshuohuashi,jiugenzheluyunchen,luyunchentingjianguzhenzhendehua,mianwubiaoqingdikanxiangta,“nijuedehunhou,fuqifenfangshui,zhengchangma?zheishiniyouwenti,haishiwoyouwenti?”

“zhunbeilihundefuqi,fenfangshuihenzhengchanga!”guzhenzhenlizhiqizhuang,zhuomoleyixialuyunchenhoubanjuhua,lianyihei,“womeiwenti,niyouwenti!”

nanrendoubuxihuantingjiannvrenshuozijiyouwenti,youqishineifangmian,luyunchenmiansechenleyichen,wangqiankaojinguzhenzhen,yuqichenchen,“nishuowoyouwenti?”

guzhenzhenbeitadeqishiyapo,wanghoutuizhe,dantawanghoutui,luyunchenwangqianbijin,zhijiangtabidetuiwuketui,beihoudizheyiju。

luyunchenshangxiadaliangletayifan,guzhenzhenchuanzheyijianheisesuihuadexuefangshan,peiyitiaoniuziduanku,yishuangtuibizhixianxi,youbaiyounen,henshidayan,tameihuazhuang,lianshangganjingbaixi,wuguanxiaoqiaoyoujingzhi。

guzhenzhenbeiluyunchenjijuqinlvexingdelingliyanshendingdehunshenfamao,qinaodao:“luyunchen,nizheishenmeyanshen,nixiangshenmeni?”

luyunchenqijinta,shentijihutiedaoguzhenzhenshenshang,shoumodaotadeyaoshang,gezhebobodeyishan,dounengganjuedaohenruan,tagouchunyixiao,“wohainengxiangshenme?nibushishuowobuxingma?wozongdezhengmingyixiawozijiba!”

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luyunchendezhangtuiyazhutadetui,shentiyansihefengditiejinta,dimoukanzhenvrenjingzhidexiaolian,“nizenmezhidaowomeiwenti?e,womenshifuqi,gaizuodeshiqingyinggaizuoguo,woyoumeiyouwenti,niqingchudehen,suoyinigangcaineihuashipianwode?”

guzhenzhenananmaleluyunchenjiju,mianshangbaochizhetaohaodexiao,“shi,shiwosuikouyishuo,niyejiusuikouyiting,biefangzaixinshang。”

tagenluyunchensuishuoshiyinweisanqianwanjiedehun,guzhenzhenhaixiangzhezheihunyejiushisuibianjieyijie,luyunchenbuhuiduitazuoshenme,kezheixianranshitayixiangtiankai!

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liangrenxianrujinzishiaimei,guzhenzhennaohailiyijingfuxianliangrenzaiyimaojianzuoguodeshi,yizhanglianshunjianjiuhonglegetongtou。

luyunchenjiangtadebiaoqingbianhuakanzaiyanzhong,mimouwendao:“nizheishixiangdaoleshenme?xiangdaolewoyiqianzenmenongnide?”

guzhenzhenbeiluyunchenchuochuanlexinsi,dangjigengzhebozifouren,“pei,caimeiyouni!womenshenmedoumeizuoguo!”

luyunchenkantazheibiaoqing,xianranshibeitacaizhongle,taxiaodewanwei,“shima?lutaitai,nizheishuohuaqianhoumaoduna?gangcaihaishuowomeiwentide,haihuiweileyixiawomenliangrenzuoguodeshi,xianzaiyoujizhefouren……”

guzhenzhenwuzhuluyunchendezui,buxiangtingtazaidiediebuxiu,tafenfendao:“woyiqianzenmebuzhidaonizheimeduohuade!”

luyunchenrouzhetadeyao,shoushunzhetadeyifumolejinqu,tadepifuxiniguanghua,shouganjijia,taanantanlekouqi,tayoubuchun,bukenengfangzhegezhangdepiaoliangdenvrenbuyaode。

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luyunchenbuyiweiran,fanshoukouzhutadeshou,yaguotouding,gouchunxiaozhe,“zheijiuguofenle?moyixiaeryi,youmeizuobiede。”

guzhenzhentongluyunchenhaodaijiehunlesannian,suiranxiangchudeshijiansuanbushanghenduo,danguzhenzhenjuedeluyunchenwanmeidequanshileshenmejiaozuoyiguanqinshou,biaomianshangkanzhegaolenggengezhengrenjunziyiyang,tuoleyifuneihuotuotuodejiushiqinshou。

guzhenzhenqideyaosi,zhengzhazhe,bianjishengquandao:“nibie,nizheigangshoushang,bushihezuojulieyundong,haishihaohaoxiuxi,bashangyanghaoba!”

luyunchendingzheta,xinxiangguzhenzhenhaizhenshiyouyisi,yihuieryingqidehen,yihuieryousongdebuxing。

guzhenzhenjianluyunchenmeiyoushouliandeyisi,youquan,“wodenghuierjiuyaochuqugongzuo,xiaohumashangguolai,nijiusuanshiyaozuo,shijianshangyelaibujia!xiangnizheimechijiuderen,detengchugejigexiaoshicaixingba,shijifenzhongqibushixiandenizhendehenbuxing?”

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guzhenzhenzaixinlifenfenmaleyijuliunimei,mianshangqueshiyiliancanlandexiao,“jiushima!”

luyunchenfangkaileguzhenzhen,guzhenzhendadasonglekouqi,jianluyunchenkanguolai,youlimaduiqiyiliandexiao。

yikezhonghou,guzhenzhendezhulihulaijiuguolaile,tadahuxiaojiaodejinlebieshu,meixiangdaojindaoketingjiukandaonaodaibaozheshabudeluyunchen,limameileshengyin,shihuayibandebuganxiangxindikanzheluyunchen。

“fashenmelengni!”guzhenzhenjiantaneifuyangzi,shangqianpailehulaiyibazhang。

hulaibeitajipaixingle,zuijiaohenhenchouleyichou,xiaoshengshuo:“zhenzhenjie,nizheishiyaoshangtiana,baluzongdachengzheiyang!”

luyunchena,duoniubideren,xiangtameimeijiandaota,douzidongzhanjunzi,juranbeiguzhenzhenweiwudijidapolenaodai,nengjiabaoluyunchen,hulaizhijuededuiguzhenzhendejingpeiyourutaotaojiangshuimianmianbujue。

guzhenzhenzhaozhehulaidehounaoshaojiushiyibazhang,eshengeqidishuo:“shaohushuo,womeidata,tanongchengzheiyang,shizijikaichezhuangde。”

hulaixiayishidifouren,“bukeneng,luzongyoubusha!”

jiangchengpaimingdiyidefuhao,shoulizhangguanzhepangdadeshangyediguo,nengzijikaichebazijizhuangchengzheifudexing?

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guzhenzhenqideyaosi,“zhendeshitazijizhuangchengzheiyangde,bushiwojiabao!”

luyunchenerduoling,qingchuditingjianliangrendeduihua,sixiaofeixiaodisaozhetamenliangren,“zenme,lutaitaiyiqianhaijiabaoguowo?”

guzhenzhenhaobuyouyudifouren,“meiyoudeshi!”

hulaiyishideyiwangxing,hahadaxiao,“meiyoumeiyou,luzong,wokeyizuozheng,zhenzhenjiebugande,tadingduojiushizaibeihoumamani。”

tadehuayinyiluo,youaileguzhenzhenyibazhang!

luyunchenyiweibumingdixiaozhe,“shima?”