“nihushuoxieshenme，laoye，qieshentixingxiaobaobuyaoluanpaoeryi，bingmeiyoubiedeyisi。”liushiwuzhexiongkou，dangzhezheimeduorendemian，taruoshizuoshilezheijianshi，pashiwanghouderizibingbuhaoguo。
tajuebunengrenshouzheizhongshiqingdefasheng。
“才不是提醒呢。”
guanjianshihou，duozaiyunchuyueshenhoudexiaobaoturankaikou，tawozheshouzhongdelingpaiyouxiehaipadelaidaoyunchulanneier。
“waigong，xiaobaohuilaideshihoufaxianyoujigexiongbabaderenxiangjiangwodaizou，ruobushishuaidashuxiangjiudehua，xiaobaohenkenengjiu……”xiaobaominleminchun，yankuangzhujianhongrun，zheidaimengdemoyangyidanshangxinqilai，kanderenyouxienanshou。
“xiaowawa，nigaosuwomendaodishifashengleshenmeshi？”zhouweidebinkezhongyukanbuguoqule，dunxiashenduizhexiaobaoqingshenghongdao。
xiaobaoyaoleyaotou，luchumimangdeyanshen，“zheigexiaobaoyebuzhidao。”
takanzheshouzhongdelingpaiweiweitanlekouqi，“zheilingpaishiwocongneixiehuairenshenshangnaxialaide，kesheizhidaozheihuainvrenjiandaozheikuailingpaibianyao……”
“niangqin，waigong，shibushixiaobaozuocuoleshenmeshi，bugainazheikuailingpaide。”
tingzhexiaobaodehua，yunchuyuemeitouweitiao，tazenmeyuetingzheixiaojiahuodehua，yueyouxiehushuobadaodechengfenzailimian。
kekanzhezijiaxiaobaozheimailidemoyang，youbutairenxinzhijiekaikou。
zaichangderendoushirenjing，zaitingdaoxiaobaokouzhongdehuairenyijilingpaihou，dunshicaichuleshiqingdejingguo。
tamenxiangbudaodeshi，haodaishichengxiangfudefurenjuranhuiduizheigexiaowawazuochuzheiyangdeshi。
这未免也太可恶了！
“yunchuyue，nihushuoxieshenme，woniangqinzenmehuizuochuzheiyangdeshi！”
chulaideyunchuxuekanzhezheiyimudunshiqifengle，tayegubudegaoqingqingkuang，kuaibulaidaoliushimianqian。
“niang，nikebunengbeijiejiedehuajimengpianle，zheifuzhongmingminghaohaode，weishenmehuiduolezheimedadeyigekeng，zheinandaobuzhidehuaiyima？”
kecishideyunchulannalihaiyouxinqingquxiangzheixie，talengheyisheng，duizheyunchuxuebianshiyidunxunchi。
“nideyisishixiaobaohaizheimexiao，huiwazheimedadeyigekengshima？”
zheishinapashiqiangshuozhiren，yebukenengyixiawancheng，gengbieshuoyanqiandebuguoshiyigezhiyoujisuidehaizi。
guangshixiangxiangzheikenengdoujuedehuangtang……
beiyunchulanzheimeyihou，yunchuxuechedidaile，tazhengdashuangyan，bamuguangtouxiangliushidefangxiang。
“diedie，nverbingbushizheigeyisi，zhibuguozheishiqueshiyouxiqiaozhichu……”
yunchuxueyaozhexiachun，yifuweiqudeshenqing，“diediejinpingzhezheixie，nverbufu。”
“chuyue，xiaobaodaodishizenmeyihuishi？”yunchulanzhoujinmeikanxiangyunchuyue，yuqizhongdaizhejifenkeze。
tazouleshangqian，ruoshihaiyouzheimeduorenzai，pashizhijieyaohuanzhongfangshi。
“wozhiqianbushiyijinggaojieguonima，rangnibuyaojiangxiaobaodaichulai！”
dangchudeshiyijingfasheng，rujinpaochulai，shihaixiangjitadiurenxianyanbucheng。
zaiyunchulandeanshixia，zheixiebinkedoubeifensankai，meilezheixierenzai，liushiheyunchuxuegengjiajuedexundaolejihui。
“laoye，qieshenzhendemeixiangdaochuyuehuijiaosuoyigezhiyoujisuidehaizizuozheizhongshi。”liushiwuzhexiongkou，renbuzhukesoulejiju，“qieshenshoudianshangmeiyouguanxi，kejinrishinindeyanhui，jiufashengzheizhongshi，zheiwanghouzhibudinghainengtongchushenmeshilai。”
“shia，diediedaoleneigeshihoukejiubushifuzhong，kongpazaodaolianleidejiushizhenggechengxiangfu……”yipangdeyunchuxuegenzhefuhedao，tajiubuxinzijidouzheimeshuole，yunchulanhaiyidiandongjingyemeiyou。
“nimenfenmingjiushiwumie！”xiaobaowojinquan，jiangyunchuyuehuzaishenhou。
takesuanjianshidaolezheixierendaodiyouduokee。
“diedie，nikanta……”yunchuxuezezeyisheng，duizheyunchulanyinyangguaiqideshuodao。
yunchulanlengzhelian，benjiuyinweituihundeshierxinyounuqi，zaijiashangrujindeshi，ziranbukenzuoba。
“chuyue，haidengshenme，haibujiangrenjiwodaihuiqu，nishijuedejinrideliandiudehaibugouma？”
“diulian？”yunchuyuelengxiao，tajiangxiaobaoladaoshenhou，yandijianhuaguoyidaolengmang，tasuanshizhidaoyuanzhuweishahuiluodaozheizhongtiandi，mingmingsuoyourendouxinzhidumingdeqingkuang，jinpingzheliushiheyunchuxuedejijuhuajiunengjiangjiheideshuochengbaide。
当真是可笑至极！
“yuanlaichengxiangdarenyehaihuipadiulian？”
“jiejie，nizenmenengzheimegendiedieshuohua，nikezhizheimezuodaodiyiweileshenme？”yunchuxuelenghengyisheng。
“yiweizheshenme，meimeixinlibushiyinggaibiwogengweiqingchu，qinyankanzhezijimeimeitangzaibiedenanrenhuaizhong，yiniangfeijinxinjidebuzhixiayiqie，zheichengxiangfuhaizhenshiwohuzanglong。”yunchuyuemouguangweileng，tamiansejiweipingjing，huayujianqueyouzheyiguzhensherenxindemoli。
“ni……”yunchuxuelianseyibai，zenmeyemeixiangdaoyunchuyuezaizheishihoutijicishi。
haozaizhouweiderenyijingzouyuan，yaoburan……
“nijiwozhukou！”yunchulanqidenubukexie，tazhizheyunchuyuebianshiyidunnuchi，“xueershinimeimei，ertashinidemuqin，napatamenerrenzhendeyoucuo，yelunbudaonilaijiaoxun！”
“muqin？”yunchuyuelengxiaoyisheng，“fuqindarendaoshitixingwole，zaimuqinsangshiqijian，fuqinbianlingqupangrenguomen。”
“yigeyiniangbale，ruciyepeizuowomuqin？”
yunchuyuemouziweimi，yanzhongmeiyousihaodeweiju，liushizhijiaderoudoukuaiqiajinroulimian，zheimeduonianlai，tayizhidounulirangsuoyourendouwangdiaozheixieshi，kesheixiangdaojuranbeizheigexiao**suotiqi。
“kanlaizhenshipingriliwotaiguanzheni，rangnizheibanwufawutian！”yunchulanqidebuxing，tazuihendejiushiyourenjietashangba，zheiwairenyejiubale，kepianpianshizijizuiweichirudenver。
“lairen，jiwojiangtazhuaqilai，zhongdawushidaban！”
“buyao！”xiaobaozhangkaishoubei，shuoshenmedouburangzheixierenkaojin。
zijianiangqincaiganghao，ruoshizaibeidawushidabanyidinghuishoubulede。
tajuebunengzairangzijianiangqinshoudaoshanghaile。
“五十大板？”
buyuanchuchuanlaiyizhenqingxiaosheng，helianyigouqichunjiao，junmeiderongyanshangdaizheliangbodelengyi。
“benwangbuguoshilikaileyizhen，chengxiangdarenbianyaojiangbenwangdenvrenwangsilushangbima？”
yunchulanhunshenyizhan，tazenmewanglezheiweidianxiahaimeiyoulikai……
“帅大叔！”