第三章
一刻钟后。
“fumaye，ninzhenshenle，jiwoyezhaliangzhen！”
jimingjinyiweishenqingjidongdedenghouzhiliao。
tamenshenweichaotingdeyingquan，zheixienianwudaonongqiangziranshaobuleyinji。
jinyiweicengliuchuanguozheiyangyijuhua，yirucimenmingbuguosan，napagongzhongyuyi，yeshushouwuce。
wanwanmeixiangdaofumajuranhaihuirucikuangshiyishu，yuyidoujiejuebuledewenti，jigenyinzhenjiuzhihaole。
zheinalishifeiwu，fenmingjiushiyaonie。
“wangwuxiong，nimentineideyinjifeiyirizhihan，xiangyaowanquanyizhiyefeiyirizhigong，jinhouyoukongbianmeirizhongwulaici，benfumaweinizhashangjizhen，xiangxinbuchusanyuenimendebingqingjianghuidadahaozhuan！”
“fumaye，daendadewodengmeichinanwang，tariruoyouyongdedaodedifang，dixiongmenshangdaoshanxiayouguojuebutuici！”
fanghaobailebaishou，xiangqishenme，zhuiwendao：“nimenganggangshuoyaodaduanwodesizhi，benfumayunimenwuyuanwuchou，weiheyaorucixingjing，keshiyourenzhishi？”
wangwudengrenmianmianxiangqu，zuijiaokuxiaodetanlekouqi，daochuleshiqing。
hupokeshigongzhudetieshenyahuan，tashuoyaodaduanfumasizhi，neibujiushigongzhuanzhongshouyichushoude。
“好一个毒妇！”
fanghaoqidezuanlezuanquan，tangtangshenyihecengshouguonvziqi。
“fuma，zheijianshiweibijiugenninxiangdeyiyang，gongzhudianxiahaishihenzaihuninde，meiridefancaidoushirangrencongquanjingchengzuihaodejiuloumeiweizhaigoumaierlai！”
“erqie，xiaodehaitingshuohupogunianghaoxianggenninyouchou，shuobudingcishidingshitazaitianyoujiacu！”
美味斋？
fanghaoyanshenhuminghuan，zheitajizhule，zhiyuhupozheiyahuan，tagenbenmeidanghuishi。
“wangwu，baoenjiubuyongle，woyaochuquyitang，nimenqumangnimendeba！”
“fuma，zheibuxinga！”
jirenjinghu：“hupogunianghaizaiwaimiandengzhe，ninyaoshijiuzheimezoule，gejigemeifajiaodai！”
“zhaonizheishuofa，benfumaqibushibeijianjin，congciyihoushiqulerenshenziyou？”fanghaolvedainuhuodezhiwen。
buchuquzenmediaochazhenxiong？
zongbunengshahuhudedengzherangrenlaisha？
wangwuyaoleyaoya，xinzhongyihen，dao：“fumaye，wodengjuefeienjiangchoubaozhibei，ninruoyaochuqukefoubuzouzhengmen，xiongdimenhuiquleyenengyougejiaodai！”
fanghaoshunzhetademuguangkanqu，yanjiaoyinyinbaotiao：“nigaibuhuixiangrangwofanqiang？”
“fumaye，dezuile！”
“buhaole，buhaole，fumayefanqiangtaopaole！”
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皇宫。
jinluandiannei，yizhongworenshichenqiujian。
“canjiandalianghuangdibixia！”
“免礼！”
huangdihanwudianlediantou，qieruzhengti，dao：“erdengcilai，suoweiheshi？”
“qibingbixia，wochaotianhuangdezhiguiguolingnanhanzaiyanzhong，tecixianshangyibaiwandanliangshi，yijieranmeizhiji！”
“什么？”
wenwudachenmenfenfenjinghuyisheng。
changnianzaihaiguokuyijingrubufuchu，chaotingzhengzaiweicishierfachou，ruoshinenggoudedaoyibaiwandanliangshi，lingnanjiuyoujiule。
“neibuzhiguiguoyoushenmetiaojian？”
“qibingbixia，wochaodequeyouyigexiaoxiaodeyaoqiu！”
worenshichenzuijiaoxiaoyingyingdezoushangqian，shengyinhongliang，dao：“tingwenguiguodefumabingyile，wochaotianhuangzhizizuorenaimugongzhuyijiuhaiqingbixiachengquan！”
病缢？
tazenmebuzhidaofumasile？
“小凳子！”
“bixia，jingeshangwufumaturanbaobi，taiyimenyedouzhenduanlequeyoucishi，danyebuzhizenmedefumayeyouhuole！”
hanwuyanjiaoyinyinbaotiao，yiqunyongyi，kangebinghainengkancuo，taiyiyuanshishihougaihaohaozhengdunle。
“erdengyedoutingdaole，fumatahaijianzairenshi，zheigetiaojianwanwanbuxing！”
“没死？”
yizhongworenshichenmianmianxiangshi，kanxiangleyichujiaoluo。
yimingshenchuanmangpao，qidubufandezhongnianhuanhuanzoulechulai：“bixia，lingnanhanzaiyijingshuyue，dapiliangdenanminganwangjingcheng，ruguozaibujishifangliangzhenzai，yidanfashengbao/luan，houguobukanshexiangya！”
hanwudichuideyanmouweiweitaiqi，shuinengzaizhouyinengfuzhou，zheigedaolitadong。
kefumashangzairenshi，gongzhuruhenenggaijia。
除非......
“bixia，benwangdaibiaolingnandezaimin，kenqingninnengsansi！！！”
“chendengkenqingbixiasansi！！！”
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方府。
fangzhengmanmianchourongdetanzuozaiyizishang。
“gaisi，xiangrangwofangjiajuehou，wofangzhengpeinimenwandaodi，napasanjinjiacaiyejueburangnimendecheng！”
turan，yishengjuxiang，fangmenbeirenchuaikai
fanghaoqingcheshuludeqilebeicha，“laotouzi，meiweizhaibeihouyouhefangshilichengyaonikezhixiao？”
fangzhengmeitouyizhou，jingchengdiyijiuloutaziranzhidaocidi，haiyouxiaodaochuanwenmeiweizhaidebeihouyoudarenwuchengyao。
buguojutishihefangdarenwu，zheijiubudeerzhile。
“chouxiaozi，bieguaiwomeitixingni，zheiduanshijiananfendian，jinkenengtaohaogongzhudianxiashuobudinghainengrangnijixuzuofumaye！”
fanghaopielepiezui，“tangtangqichinanerqinengyuyujiujurenxia？”
takebudasuanyizhizheiyangxiaqu，dengdaochachuleanhaizijidemuhouzhenxiong，napagongzhubuticishi，tayeyaozhudongjieshuzheiduansangoushidehunyin。
fangzhengqibudayichulai，nudengtaleyiyan。
“nizhibuzhiyouduoshaorenkuisinideweizhi，jingezaochaoworenshichenxiebaiwandanliangshiqianlaiqiuqin，yidanbixiadiantoutongyi，congjinyihounibianzaiyebushifumayele！”
“zheigefumasheiaiyaosheiyao，wokebuxihan！”
fanghaowusuoweidesonglesongjian，tabenjiubuzaihufumayedeshenfen，yaobushipoyuwunaizaojiuliaotiaozile。
“你，你个逆子！”
“die，zhuyixintai，zheishiliuweidihuangwan，yitiansanciwanshangbaoninlongjinghumeng！”
“nizheiwuniwan，nengchi？”
“laotouzi，fangxindadandechi，baonizaizhanxiongwei！”
fanghaodianlediantou，xiangqishenme：“duile，wozuijindasuankaijiajiulou，wangguanshixianjiewoyongjitian！”
fangzhengyilianroutengzhise，wuqianliangyinzijiuzheimedashuipiaole，taningkexiangxinmuzhushangshuyebuxiangxinlangzihuitou。
做生意，当他傻？
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公主府。
hanxueqixiyushuitangbianqingqingbodonghumian，taneijingdiaoyuzhuobandemianpanglvedaichourong。
zheijiritakuaiyaobeifansile，worenhuangzizuorenzhengtiangenzaishenbian，jiuxiangzhifanrencangyingzenmeshuaidoushuaibudiao。
taturanganjuewankubicangyinghaotaiduole，zuiqimabuhuidaraodaotadezhengchangshenghuo。
“poer，tazenmeyangle，nixiashoumeitaihenba？”
“dianxia，nubiyouzui，nubigaisi，fumayeshenshoulede，zheijirimeicidounengduokaijinyiweifanqiangtaopao！”
韩雪：？？？
chaotingzuijianruidezhuayahaizhuabuzhuyigefeiwu？
“tadoutaoqunale？zuoleshenme？”
“qibinggongzhu，tingshuofumayekailejiajiulou，jiuzaimeiweizhaideduimian。”
hanxuechayidetiaoletiaomei，zheijiahuozidazhujinxiyuan，bianzaiyemeiyoulefengsheng。
zheiyicibuxifanqiangtaopao，jiushiweilechuqukaiyijiajiulou。
tadaoshihenhaoqizheijiahuojiujingxiangzuoshenme？
ziquqiruhaishibieyousuotu？