第5章
zaikandaochuangruzhedeneiyike，wangdijundenaodaiwengdiyixia，ganjuexiangbeirenhenhendiqiaoleyijimengun。
“zhouxin，zenmehuishini？”
tabuganxiangxinyanqiankandaodeyiqieshizhende，xiayishidiwenchuzheimebaichidewenti。
quanshenfuhaodabandezhouxinhahadaxiao：“zenmebunengshiwo？pingshenmebunengshiwo？wangdijun，nishibushigandaohenjingxi，shibushigandaohenyiwai？”
chenliujunlvexianhuangzhangdizoudaozhouxinpangbian：“nizenmelaile？wobushirangnixianbiejizhebaoluma？”
zhouxinmianwujuse：“womendoushuilekuaiyinianle，haiyoushenmehaoyinzangde？fanzhengbaoludoushichizaodeshi，zheigeqiongguishenshanghaiyoushenmezhideniwajuedecaifuma？”
tingtazheimeshuo，chenliujunyebupale，xiaomimidibashentiyazaitashenshangsajiaodao：“shuodeyeshi，fanzhenggaodixiaqingwoyegaodeyanfanle，haiburuguangmingzhengdadigennizaiyiqi。”
tachaowangdijunbuxiedishuodao：“yaobushiweilepiantabazuzhaimaidiaohuanchengqianwozaozoule，hebidongduoxizangdishoutadewonangqi，wokanjiantajiufan。”
zhouxinshenshouzaitaderuanroushangzhualeyiba，congdoulitaochuyigelvmaozikouzaidijundetoushang，kuangwangdidaxiaodao：
“meixiangdaoba？wohenilaopodoushuilekuaiyinianle。zaiguoyizhou，wojiugenwojianeigemulaohulihun，ranhoubatazhengshiquhuijia。”
wangdijunshenshoubatoudingshangdelvmaozijiuxialai，qidehunshenfadou。
tazhendetaiyiwaile，tazhendecongweixiangguolvlezijidejianfuhuishizhouxin，zijikeshibatadangqinxiongdiduidaidea！
luopodeshihou，tamenyiqibanguozhuan，yiqichuanguotongyitiaokuzi，yiqifashiyaoweixiongdiliangleichadao。
wangdijunchuangyefajiazhihou，gengshiduirengjiupinkundezhouxinzhishaofuchilehaojibaiwankuaiqian。zhidaotapanshangxianzaidefuhaolaopo，lianggerendeguanxicaijianjiandanlexialai。
fengshuilunliuzhuan，wangdijunpochanzhijizhengshizhouxinchunfengdeyizhishi，zaizuiqiongkundequnian，zhouxinmeishaodaizhelipinheqiancaiqutajiakanwang。
keshiwangdijunzenmeyemeixiangdaozhouxinkanwangzijishijia，goudachenliujuncaishizhen，zheiduijianfuyinfujingranyijingantongkuanqukuaiyinianle。
zheishijitadaileduoshaodinglvmaozia！
wangdijunshuangmuchihongdimadao：“wangwodainiruqinxiongdi，nijingranweileyigenvrenzaibeihouchawoliangdao，niduideqiwomencengjingfaguodeshiyanma？”
zhouxindebiaoqingdouranbiandezhengningqilai：“wopei！nibawodangqinxiongdijiubuhuiqiangwoxihuandenvren！nizijizuochuyijiubieguaiwozuoshiwu，jiusuanshibeinikenguodenvren，laoziyeyaonongdaoshou。”
哈哈哈~~~
王帝君仰天大笑。
zhouxinjingranyizhidouxihuanchenliujun，shenzhiweilededaotabuxixilvleta！
tabuzhidaozheijuhuashizhenshijia，dantazhidaozijibixubaofutamen，bixurangtamenfuchucanzhongdedaijia。
“zhouxin，chenliujun，woshibuhuifangguonimenzheiduijianfuyinfude，nimendengsiba！”
dengtazhihaonver，tajueduihuihenhendebaofutamen，rangtamenqiushengbudeqiusibuneng！
taneifangfozerenershideyanshen，hedechenliujunqingbuzijindiwanghousuo。
tazhuangzhedanzimadao：“qionggui，nixianzaiyijingzishennanbaole，niyoushenmezigeweixiewomen？niniubigepia！”
zhouxinbuxiedishuodao：“xianzainishenwufenwen，liannverdebingdouzhibule，niyijingmeizigedangtafuqinle。erchenliujunyoucunkuanyougongzuo，woyidinghuibangtaqudenverdefuyangquan，nidengzhejingshenchuhuba！”
嗡~~~
wangdijunmaochuyigekepadexiangfa，taganjuezijidenaodaiyaozhale。
“nimenhaoedu，nimenqiangduonverdefuyangquangenbenbushiweilejitazhibing，ershiyaoliyongtaquzhibopianqian！”
yidanzijizaifatingshangshangbaisu，tagangcaikandaodeneiyimujueduihuizaimeiyitianzhongyan。
chenliujunneigejianren，jueduihuiyibiannvedaidoudouyibianzhibopianqian，doudoujiangyongyuanhuozaiheianhekongjuzhizhong。
chenliujunlianshangdexiaorongyuefadeyi：“hehe，nixianzaiwuquanwushipingshenmegenwomendou？zhiyaowomendedaodoudoudefuyangquan，womenguangshitongguozhibojiunengmeitianshourujishishangbaiwan，ernizhinengqugongdibanzhuan！”
zhouxinyinxiandishuodao：“wozheixienianzaijianzhuxingyehaishiyouxiehuayuquande，zhiyaowoshuojuhua，wobaozhengmeiyouyigegongdiganyongta，tadengzhebeihuohuoesiba。”
ruoshizaijuexingyixianchuanchengzhiqian，wangdijuntingdaozheixiehuazhendezhinengzoujiduanle。danxianzaitayoushenjiyishubangshen，genbenwujuzheiduijianfuyinfudeyinmou。
tadeyanshensaodaobeitapailuozaidishangdeshouji，lijizouguoqujianqilai。faxianzhibojianbujinmeiguan，danmushanghaiquanshiwangyoumenduijianfuyinfudetuoma。
wangdijundelianshangjianjianfuxianchuxiaorong，bashexiangtouduizhuntamenlianggeshuodao：
“wannengdewangyoumen，qingnimenjiqingchuduijianfuyinfudeyangzi，yongjinnimendenengliangbatamenrenrouchulai。rangzheiduigounannvduohuoyitian，doushiduiqitarendehuohai！”
shashijian，zhibojianliwushuwangyouxiangying。
“chachacha，lijirenrouneiduigounannv。”
“yaobushizhibojianmeiguan，wojueduimeixiangdaotamenlianchuguidouchudeneimemingzhengyanshun。”
“xintengnanzhusanmiao，lijirenrouneiduigounannv。”
chenliujunyishidaozhibojianmeiguanzhihou，lijijingkongdidajiaoqilai：“hundanniganshenme，kuaibashoujihaijiwo！”
啪！
wangdijunyibazhangbatashanhuiqu：“wojinggaonimen，doujiwoguaiguaizhanneibiedong，fouzelaozichousini。”
chenliujunwuzheliandailidangchang，wangdijunyibianpaizhetamen，yibianduizhouxinshuodao：“wojidenilaoposhigeqiguanyanba？nicaicaikan，zhengzaikanzhibodeyoumeiyounilaopo？”
zhouxindelianseshunjiandabian。yaoshirangjialidemulaohuzhidao，feidebaletadepibuke。
“hundan！kuaibazhiboguanle！”
tamengdichaowangdijunpuguoqu，kecaigangchongchuliangbu，tadeshentijiubeiyigepangnvrencongshenhoulinleqilai。
“zhouxin，nigewangbadan，nizhenshihaodadegoudana！”