第2章 怒怼小绿茶

sumianbiwen,takanjiansuxiaorongzhuangshadebiaoqingjiuxiangqibeihaisideyuanzhu,gengshinuqigongxin。

tingtazheimeshuo,suxiaorongxinzhonggedengyixia,guzuoweiqu,“jiejiezheishishenmehua,woyeshixintengjiejieshentixuruocaisongbuyao,weicengxiangjiejiezheibanxiaorenzhixinwuhuile,neiwoyihoubusongbianshile。”

songnimei!renzaojiubeinibusile!

sumiannuyizhixianshangsheng,gangyaokaikou,jiujiansunshipaqilaibarenhuzaishenhou:“sangmenxing,niyaoshiyourongeryibandongshi,laoniangyebuzhiyuchengtianshouqi!huozhelangfeichaimi,silelangfeitudidesangmenxingjilaoniangbizui!”

kanzhetamenliangrenxianghubaohu,sumiansuoshoudekunanhuiyifenzhitalai,daxinditiyuanzhugandaobuganxin、fenmenhenuyi。

“laoyaopo,niyaoshixiangbulangfeitudi,jintianwojiusongniqu‘xiangshouxiangshou’!”sumianmeiyanluchubunai,chukouhechibufenshilidesunshi。

sunshibeiwanbeizhizhebizizhouma,mianshangnankanzhiji,zhuanleyiquanxunlaijimaodanziyangshoujiuda:“ganzhoulaoniang,jintianfeiyaodasinizheigesangmenxingbuke!”

yanjishoukuaidesumiandangjishanduo,shenshouqiangguojimaodanzi,chaofengta:“daoyebuyongzheimeqijibaihuai,qihuaileshentirenjiayouyaoshuowokepopole。”

“ni!ni!”sunshimeijianguozheibanlingyalichi、ganlianguoduandesumian,yishiyoujingyounu。

tashashijianxueyashenggao,yikouqichuanbuguolai,zhenggerenyunjuezaidi。

“孙大娘!”

kanjiansunshidaodi,suxiaorongduanbuzhule,lijijinghuangshicuodikuhanqilai,“jiejie,nizenrucidaidu,jinghuoshengshengqisilesundaniang,takeshinipopoa!”

xiangxiadejiefangsilinbenjiulidejin,tingjianshengxianglijiweileshanglaikanrenao。

sumianyanshenweishan,yedanxinsunshinianjidashuaichugehaodai。

gangshangqianliangbuzhunbeichakanyifan,jiubeisuxiaoronglanxia。

“ganshenme?”suxiaorongdaodishixiangxiachuqudebandiaozixiaojie,cishizhongshichenbuzhuqidizhiwensumian,“nihaixianhaisundanianghaidebugouma?”

“wodongyi,kankanhainengbunengjiu。”tajiusuanzaitaoyansunshi,zuoweiyizheyebunengjiansibujiu。

“nihaihuiyi?pabushixiangduisundaniangxiazuihoushashou!”suxiaoronggouqizuijiao,yanzhongjinshichaofeng。

cishi,yourenlingzhecunyiguolai,weiguanderenzijuerangchulu,“liulaotou,nikuaikankanba,sunniangpashibuxingle。”

“aiai,bieji。”liucunyimantiaosilidiguolai,bandunzhejisunshibamai,“sunniangyouzenmele?”

sumianjinbudeshen,zhitingsuxiaorongzaineibiantianyoujiacudishuolebanshang,liucunyichongerbuwen。

“tayinnuhuogongxin,daozhiqixueshangsheng,xinlvbuqi,jierxianruhunmizhuangtai。”sumianchahua,zhilezhiliucunyidexiaopobubao,“nibaoliruguoyouzhendehua,zhenjiujiukeyizhi。”

wenyanliucunyixinshengbuman,tongshizhuajinlexiaobubao:“xianbakanzhenqianfule,zaitizhenjiudeshi。”

“zezeze,dourenmingguantianle,liulaotouhaishiaicairuming。”

“xu,beitingjianlexiaoxinyihouniqingbudongrenjia。”

tingjiancunminduiliucunyideyilun,sumianxinzhongduitapinxingyouleshu,zhuanergaikou,“neinibiejiule,bazhenjiwo,wolai。”